want bbq so bad. 1000 pork ribs and a million cheese sausages with the worlds biggest "side" of mac and cheese followed by potato nonsense and a lil more meat :D
December 18, 2025 at 8:45 PM
want bbq so bad. 1000 pork ribs and a million cheese sausages with the worlds biggest "side" of mac and cheese followed by potato nonsense and a lil more meat :D
kevin bacons tik tok is awesome
December 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
kevin bacons tik tok is awesome
fat redistribution going straight to my ass is very cool thank you hormones
December 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
fat redistribution going straight to my ass is very cool thank you hormones
hot piss cold bathroom
December 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
hot piss cold bathroom
didn’t spend all of my money buying my nonsense groceries 😎
December 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
didn’t spend all of my money buying my nonsense groceries 😎
for the first time ever my eggs are as good as diner eggs
December 7, 2025 at 11:48 AM
for the first time ever my eggs are as good as diner eggs
ok i’ll admit it. finn wolfhard sexy
December 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
ok i’ll admit it. finn wolfhard sexy
the skinny bitch lifestyle is insane?? why tf did we go out to chilis and i’m the only one who didn’t get a diet coke and a side of fries????
December 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
the skinny bitch lifestyle is insane?? why tf did we go out to chilis and i’m the only one who didn’t get a diet coke and a side of fries????
done drinking for the month
November 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
done drinking for the month
idc what anyone says i’m a big dog
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
idc what anyone says i’m a big dog
been trying to write a funny tweet abt wanting to fuck men so much more after starting e but i keep getting distracted by big sexy jacob elordi so here’s the tweet is it funny?
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
been trying to write a funny tweet abt wanting to fuck men so much more after starting e but i keep getting distracted by big sexy jacob elordi so here’s the tweet is it funny?
why can i hear my candle
November 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
why can i hear my candle
freddy fivebear italian confirmed
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
freddy fivebear italian confirmed
ily daylight savings 😻
November 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
ily daylight savings 😻
the worst song ever made
November 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
the worst song ever made
religious shift lead
November 14, 2025 at 6:20 AM
religious shift lead
i’ll say it. i love pissin
November 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
i’ll say it. i love pissin
in the gay house alone muahaha
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
in the gay house alone muahaha
remembering i said masculinity is a prison to a guy buying suits for a conference at one point last night 🙀
November 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
remembering i said masculinity is a prison to a guy buying suits for a conference at one point last night 🙀
clocking in for bathroom time after drinking
November 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
clocking in for bathroom time after drinking
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November 2, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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