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Eo7 Media

@eo7media.bsky.social

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🏳️‍🌈💙 Badass creatives who loathe cookie-cutter corporate marketing as much as you do. Our diabolical mission is to break the mold + make people actually feel. So, what we gonna do today, Eo7? Same thing we do everyday, help badass brands make badass content!

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Eo7 Media @eo7media.bsky.social · 2h

This week’s creative brief included the phrase “Make it pop.” We now have a concept involving balloons, confetti cannons, and possibly a marching band. The client sells office supplies, but we’re confident this will work.

Eo7 Media @eo7media.bsky.social · 1d

We’re working on a campaign where every ad feels like a love letter. This morning, someone suggested adding “scented pages.” It’s beautiful, poetic, and completely impractical. So now we’re looking into it.

Eo7 Media @eo7media.bsky.social · 2d

The team’s favorite thing about our office manager Rex: He always greets us at the door. The team’s least favorite thing about Rex: The greeting is usually accompanied by a judgmental meow.

Eo7 Media @eo7media.bsky.social · 3d

The Office Manager said if this tweet gets 10,000 likes, we can hire a second Office Manager to handle his PTO requests. Do it for the Office Manager!

Eo7 Media @eo7media.bsky.social · 4d

Your website is your digital home. If it looks like a yard sale, nobody’s staying for dinner.

Eo7 Media @eo7media.bsky.social · 5d

Marketing pro tip: If your brand strategy PowerPoint has more slides than your college thesis, your team is secretly plotting your downfall.

Eo7 Media @eo7media.bsky.social · 6d

The intern just learned what a content calendar is and called it “an agenda for vibes.” They’ve since renamed theirs to “The Chill Tracker.”

Eo7 Media @eo7media.bsky.social · 7d

Our office manager Rex spent the afternoon supervising our photoshoot. By supervising, we mean knocking over props and glaring until we got the lighting right.

Eo7 Media @eo7media.bsky.social · 8d

The latest team-building exercise was supposed to be a brainstorming workshop, but it somehow turned into a heated debate about whether brands need mascots. One hour later, we’re designing a goat named Steve, and HR is... “concerned.”

Eo7 Media @eo7media.bsky.social · 9d

A client asked us for “something cinematic,” so we storyboarded an epic trilogy where their product becomes the chosen one. The only issue is that the runtime is six hours, and we accidentally spent the entire budget on custom armor for the hero. Whoops.

Eo7 Media @eo7media.bsky.social · 10d

Our office manager may have one eye, but his attention to detail is unmatched—especially when it comes to spotting unattended sandwiches. Unattended anything, really.

Eo7 Media @eo7media.bsky.social · 11d

The team has decided all brand photoshoots will now include at least one prop that makes no sense but feels right. Today’s shoot featured a crystal ball. Does it relate to the product? Not even a little. Will it make people stop scrolling? Probably.

Eo7 Media @eo7media.bsky.social · 12d

Breaking: We added dramatic music to your product video. This brand’s water bottle is now the star of its own action movie.

Eo7 Media @eo7media.bsky.social · 13d

Our new employee onboarding packet includes a coffee punch card, the Wi-Fi password, and a legal waiver for all group brainstorms. Welcome to the family.

Eo7 Media @eo7media.bsky.social · 14d

The new office rule: If you say the words “game-changer” or “out-of-the-box,” you owe the swear jar $5. We’re buying a yacht soon.
#BrandStorytellers

Eo7 Media @eo7media.bsky.social · 15d

Our office manager Rex believes in open-door policies, which is why he yells until we open the door. Then stares at us like we’ve disappointed him again.

Eo7 Media @eo7media.bsky.social · 16d

Social media hack: People love behind-the-scenes content—unless your behind-the-scenes is just Karen fighting the copier. Maybe skip that one.
But DM it to us, please.

Eo7 Media @eo7media.bsky.social · 17d

Social media doesn’t need another inspirational quote.
It needs brands willing to break the mold, step out into the light and have others quote them.

Eo7 Media @eo7media.bsky.social · 18d

This morning, our office manager Rex knocked down a coffee mug, a stapler, and Greg’s self-esteem. A productive start to the day.

Greg…

Eo7 Media @eo7media.bsky.social · 19d

The content team asked if they could include interpretive shadow puppets in the next brand campaign. HR said yes, and we’re terrified.

Eo7 Media @eo7media.bsky.social · 20d

Our office manager Rex’s leadership style is hands-on. Or more accurately, paws-on. His favorite method of feedback is a dramatic push off the desk.

Eo7 Media @eo7media.bsky.social · 21d

The phrase “immersive storytelling” was just added to our banned words list. We’re replacing it with “vibes you can touch.”

Eo7 Media @eo7media.bsky.social · 22d

Brand loyalty is earned, not bought. Unless you’re giving out free tacos. In that case, loyalty comes pretty cheap.

Eo7 Media @eo7media.bsky.social · 23d

Marketing tip: If your email subject line starts with ‘Re:’, we know it’s a lie. Try harder.

Eo7 Media @eo7media.bsky.social · 24d

The intern made a TikTok where they dramatically quit their imaginary job. It has 200K views. Their real job still has 12 emails to answer.