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⠀ ⠀BUT IF ⠀I COULD NOT HAVE YOU, THEN WHY MUST THEY TAKE YOU FROM ALL OF THE THINGS THAT I KNEW?
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A lie to protect something important? Only blessed winners with the luxury to do so spout such BULLSHIT!
I'm just someone whose self is a pile of lies! You have nothing to suffer about!
/ GOOOOODDDDD why is EVERYTHING this quotebot posts so FITTING.
Welcome to my realm of jests and japes!
There will also be no survivors.
/ ignore how it took me 18 fuckin days to respond to that. i haven’t been checking my cookie run accounts
YOU HEARD ME!!!
Excuse me??
EVERY SINGLE COOKIE OUT THERE IS DISGUSTING
/ wanted to show off my most recent (practice) shadow milk doodles. still trying to figure out how i’ll make his ruff work but imm slowly figuring it oouutt
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don't be deceived by the one pulling the strings.

Yeah. Uh-huh. Who even ARE you?
That's a bit rude don't you think? To call every other cookies (outside of your "henchmens") disgusting? There are plenty of wonderful cookies in this world! Like me for example, Huzzah!😁🫶💙💙
EVERY SINGLE COOKIE OUT THERE IS DISGUSTING

… Not my henchmen or the other Beasts, BUT EVERY OTHER COOKIE.
EVERY SINGLE COOKIE OUT THERE IS DISGUSTING

What does it LOOK like.
Uh you good?

IDIOTS! FOOLS! ALL OF THEM!

DENYING my EXPERTISE like that. Are you INSANE?

IDIOTS! FOOLS! ALL OF THEM!

Now that you mention it, there /are/ other, more gullible Cookies I could go bother. It’d be more fun than bothering /your/ Cookies!

( I know better than to touch your garden either way. 💧 )

A-HEM. Moving ooooon~!

Oh, fiiiine! You have NOOO idea how to have fun around here!

( a dramatic roll of his eyes. a facade of seriousness can only be held for so long; he bursts into a fit of giggles as soon as he’s finished talking. for a professional actor, he can’t seem to keep a decent act around his peers. )

It’s my very source of entertainment! Of course, you wouldn’t get it. You’re not Earthbread’s finest playwright, poet, director, actor, and trickster! /Looooots/ of things will be confusing to you!

I hinge on even the slightest bit of perplexity stemming from ordinary Cookies. Oh, it’s beautiful.
/ ohh my god this is beautiful. 🙏🏾🙏🏾
/ the blueberry poptart did NOT work wonders this time. i will have to do my replies tomorrow