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FBI agents were told to flag any Epstein records with the word mushroom
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Due to rising tariffs, Trump bibles will only have 1 Corinthian.
CDC panel recommends parents stop feeding their babies after three months so they can learn to fend for themselves.
December 5, 2025 at 7:04 PM
CDC panel recommends parents stop feeding their babies after three months so they can learn to fend for themselves.
Supreme Court rules pitchforks are reasonably priced.
December 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Supreme Court rules pitchforks are reasonably priced.
Rep. Nancy Mace is considering leaving Congress to spend more time with her driveway.
December 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Rep. Nancy Mace is considering leaving Congress to spend more time with her driveway.
Trump announces Proud Boys will hand out Tariff rebate checks in 2026.
December 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Trump announces Proud Boys will hand out Tariff rebate checks in 2026.
FDA claims vaccine shot killed JFK Jr.
November 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
FDA claims vaccine shot killed JFK Jr.
I will permanently pause migration from all countries where I get wives.
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I will permanently pause migration from all countries where I get wives.
At least 13 dead after president yawns.
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
At least 13 dead after president yawns.
On the other place, they’re discussing Stephen Miller‘s rankings of Leni Riefenstahl’s films.
November 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
On the other place, they’re discussing Stephen Miller‘s rankings of Leni Riefenstahl’s films.
Trump has 3 times more felony convictions than man who set woman on fire.
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Trump has 3 times more felony convictions than man who set woman on fire.
CDC to host dating website for singles who live near power lines.
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
CDC to host dating website for singles who live near power lines.
Director of Louvre announces they are considering putting locks on the doors.
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Director of Louvre announces they are considering putting locks on the doors.
Lindsey Halligan used concealer with no foundation.
November 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Lindsey Halligan used concealer with no foundation.
Proud to be an American, where I can outrun the secret police.
November 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Proud to be an American, where I can outrun the secret police.
The president says it will be a disaster if the Supreme Court takes away his power to trigger a global depression.
November 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The president says it will be a disaster if the Supreme Court takes away his power to trigger a global depression.
Walmart's Thanksgiving Meal for 2025 is a thimble of Jello.
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Walmart's Thanksgiving Meal for 2025 is a thimble of Jello.
Transportation Secretary Duffy warns USDOT may need to build prayer antennas if government shutdown continues.
November 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Transportation Secretary Duffy warns USDOT may need to build prayer antennas if government shutdown continues.
Teen Vogue redirects focus on grooming Stepford Wives.
November 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Teen Vogue redirects focus on grooming Stepford Wives.
Trump says he can run for another term, because he doesn’t remember being president the first time.
October 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Trump says he can run for another term, because he doesn’t remember being president the first time.
Trump demands McDonalds pays him $230 million for all the Big Macs he ate.
October 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Trump demands McDonalds pays him $230 million for all the Big Macs he ate.
Pardoned Jan 6 rioter says his threat to kill Hakeem Jeffries was off record.
October 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Pardoned Jan 6 rioter says his threat to kill Hakeem Jeffries was off record.
East Wing demolition starts in order to convert White House into life-size replica of the Bastille.
October 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
East Wing demolition starts in order to convert White House into life-size replica of the Bastille.
Demolition of Theodore Roosevelt's head starts in order to make room for a "new, big, beautiful head."
October 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Demolition of Theodore Roosevelt's head starts in order to make room for a "new, big, beautiful head."
Because of the government shutdown, Justice Kavanaugh is forced to bring his own beer to the Supreme Court.
October 17, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Because of the government shutdown, Justice Kavanaugh is forced to bring his own beer to the Supreme Court.
Trump may try on some of Imelda Marcos' shoes during No Kings protests.
October 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Trump may try on some of Imelda Marcos' shoes during No Kings protests.
Mike Johnson says Americans are upset the shutdown is delaying many of the services Republicans are trying to cut.
October 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Mike Johnson says Americans are upset the shutdown is delaying many of the services Republicans are trying to cut.