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R. Anthony Mahan
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Writer for Hard Drive. Author of "One Nation, Under Jupiter." Trying to be less of an Internet recluse. He/him.
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R. Anthony Mahan @enceladeans.bsky.social · Nov 10
I guess I should introduce myself on here.

My name is Ryan! I've got an alternate history novel about Roman paganism in the present day: www.wattpad.com/story/731350...

More recently I've been writing for Hard Drive: hard-drive.net/author/r-ant...

I love RPGs, history, and writing!
One Nation, Under Jupiter - Diagoras Cinna - Wattpad
Imagine a world where Christianity never came into being. Where the gods of Rome have survived into the present day. Tensions are rising between China and the...
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R. Anthony Mahan @enceladeans.bsky.social · 16h
Even as a kid it made me so mad that he has a whole musical number throwing candy everywhere for free and as soon as Charlie walks in he does this. Were it not for Grandpa Joe he'd be the biggest piece of shit in the movie.
The candy store owner from "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" demanding money from an impoverished child.
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R. Anthony Mahan @enceladeans.bsky.social · 23h
At least they'll probably never add Benito Mussolini. Probably.
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R. Anthony Mahan @enceladeans.bsky.social · 1d
Couch Gags*
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R. Anthony Mahan @enceladeans.bsky.social · 1d
Ring-a-ding-ding.
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R. Anthony Mahan @enceladeans.bsky.social · 3d
Does The Mysteries count?
The Mysteries
A New York Times, USA Today, Publishers Weekly, and Indie Bestseller. From Bill Watterson, bestselling creator of the beloved comic strip Calvin an...
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R. Anthony Mahan @enceladeans.bsky.social · 3d
They prefer Orzhov I assume.
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R. Anthony Mahan @enceladeans.bsky.social · 5d
"Wipe your ass on Toto!"
Mike Matei as the Cowardly Lion in The Wizard of Oz episode of The Angry Video Game Nerd
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R. Anthony Mahan @enceladeans.bsky.social · 6d
Angry American Brian
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R. Anthony Mahan @enceladeans.bsky.social · 7d
Jealous! I’m looking forward to it.
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R. Anthony Mahan @enceladeans.bsky.social · 7d
His big hand's for gaming!
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 8d
A Minecraft Movie 2? But they already made that!
Poster for Inspector Gadget 2
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R. Anthony Mahan @enceladeans.bsky.social · 8d
I had fun while I was playing but kind of forgot everything as soon as I beat it.
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R. Anthony Mahan @enceladeans.bsky.social · 9d
It’s probably the AVGN’s most infamous running joke. He’s dedicated three different episodes to how much he hates it, has mentioned the game in countless more, and also made a whole fake movie trailer a film version of it. youtube.com/watch?v=Pi3_...
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde: THE MOVIE (2015) TRAILER
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 9d
The picture isn't added on the two paths with two choices meme The left hand choice is Dr Jekyll and the right hand choice is Mr Hyde both from the acclaimed Nintendo entertainment system game Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde Choose your path
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R. Anthony Mahan @enceladeans.bsky.social · 13d
He's a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and his butt smells and he likes to kiss his own butt.
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R. Anthony Mahan @enceladeans.bsky.social · 14d
I miss you every day, Rani.
Collaborations Forever Unfinished - Diagoras Cinna - Wattpad
A collection of memories of a dearly departed friend. I love you, Rani.
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R. Anthony Mahan @enceladeans.bsky.social · 14d
I loved their song about The Legend of Zelda!
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R. Anthony Mahan @enceladeans.bsky.social · 15d
I really appreciate all this discussion of how primitive cavemen were by dinosaurs.
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R. Anthony Mahan @enceladeans.bsky.social · 15d
Who’s the real monster here? Not I. Not…I…
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R. Anthony Mahan @enceladeans.bsky.social · 15d
Suzerain would be great since it simulates being in political office.
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R. Anthony Mahan @enceladeans.bsky.social · 16d
“Marge! Look what I made!”
“Hmmm. It’s a stone, Homer. You didn’t make it.”
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R. Anthony Mahan @enceladeans.bsky.social · 17d
It's DC so they have Chocos. And presumably Earth-X has Chocohs.
A bag of live-action Chocos posted by James Gunn.
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R. Anthony Mahan @enceladeans.bsky.social · 17d
When you think about it udders are just the cow's thagomizer.
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R. Anthony Mahan @enceladeans.bsky.social · 20d
If Lanky was to make tools, they would lack something in style and grace.
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 20d
Due to the government shutdown, your appointment to FEMA will no longer be finalized within the week.
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