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34 ~ He/They ~ πŸ”ž no minors ~ πŸͺ¦πŸ•ŠοΈ β˜€οΈ Ed’s little brother q◕ β€Ώ ◕q πŸ§€ Mac & Cheese Enthusiast 🎨 Before you ask β€” yes, I’m that artist. 🀫 πŸ—£οΈ Certified Yapper
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A battle of my social needs vs my ability to feign polite interest for an extended period of time
I know, I figured that has something to do with it. I’m with you for the ride no matter how bumpy though.
I’m sorry brother; I’ll do anything in my power to try to keep your peace.
Ling’s too polite to tell me to shut the fuck up and she has the right πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
When you bring home poorly made baked ziti from work and your brother has gotta show you how it’s made right πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»
Oh my god I STILL forgot to put the mail out with the note and everything why am I like this πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ« 
β€œTake it NICE”
β€œNoβ€” no giVE IT BACK you SHITβ€”β€œ
β€œGood, you’re doing so good, just like that”
β€œYou’ve done this before, you can DO THIS I believe in you”
β€œI swear to god if you spit that back out I’m going to don’t YOU DARE—”

β€” things I shout at my printer
honestly she costs too much social power that I don’t have and I don’t know why 🫠 I can vibe just fine with everyone else, and it doesn’t drain me
Me: why did you. Why did you say his full name and not just Eminem?
Ed: because I almost said Slim Shady but he doesn’t wanna be known as that anymore so I didn’t wanna disrespect him, so that’s where my brain went!
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He’s a real one
al told me to make sure he doesn't eat cereal, so i told him i wouldn't either cause i was thinking about it, and he goes "thanks, that's really kind of you" and i was like yeah :) it was actually yw :)