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𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕖 ˘͈ᵕ˘͈

@enbyalchemist.bsky.social

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34 ~ He/They ~ 🔞 no minors ~ 🪦🕊️ ☀️ Ed’s little brother ｡◕ ‿ ◕｡ 🧀 Mac & Cheese Enthusiast 🎨 Before you ask — yes, I’m that artist. 🤫 🗣️ Certified Yapper

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𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕖 ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ @enbyalchemist.bsky.social · 1d

A battle of my social needs vs my ability to feign polite interest for an extended period of time

𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕖 ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ @enbyalchemist.bsky.social · 1d

I know, I figured that has something to do with it. I’m with you for the ride no matter how bumpy though.

𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕖 ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ @enbyalchemist.bsky.social · 1d

I’m sorry brother; I’ll do anything in my power to try to keep your peace.

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𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕖 ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ @enbyalchemist.bsky.social · 1d

Ling’s too polite to tell me to shut the fuck up and she has the right 😂😂

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𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕖 ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ @enbyalchemist.bsky.social · 2d

Mooooood I can always help ;~;

𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕖 ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ @enbyalchemist.bsky.social · 2d

When you bring home poorly made baked ziti from work and your brother has gotta show you how it’s made right 👏🏻👏🏻

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𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕖 ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ @enbyalchemist.bsky.social · 3d

When he wears my clothes I—

a cartoon eevee is standing on a wooden floor and smiling .

ALT: a cartoon eevee is standing on a wooden floor and smiling .

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𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕖 ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ @enbyalchemist.bsky.social · 3d

Oh no :(((

𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕖 ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ @enbyalchemist.bsky.social · 3d

Oh my god I STILL forgot to put the mail out with the note and everything why am I like this 💀💀🫠

𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕖 ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ @enbyalchemist.bsky.social · 4d

big brother is helping me pack up the orders ;-;

𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕖 ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ @enbyalchemist.bsky.social · 4d

32 prints and only 12 of them are sellable quality

a man in a suit and tie is scratching his head while standing in front of a crowd .

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𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕖 ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ @enbyalchemist.bsky.social · 4d

Yikes

𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕖 ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ @enbyalchemist.bsky.social · 4d

“Take it NICE”
“No— no giVE IT BACK you SHIT—“
“Good, you’re doing so good, just like that”
“You’ve done this before, you can DO THIS I believe in you”
“I swear to god if you spit that back out I’m going to don’t YOU DARE—”

— things I shout at my printer

𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕖 ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ @enbyalchemist.bsky.social · 4d

When your printer has a humiliation kink LOL

𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕖 ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ @enbyalchemist.bsky.social · 4d

SCREAMMMINNG

𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕖 ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ @enbyalchemist.bsky.social · 5d

Wanna hang but I’m so noodle cmon Bs pull THRU

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𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕖 ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ @enbyalchemist.bsky.social · 5d

honestly she costs too much social power that I don’t have and I don’t know why 🫠 I can vibe just fine with everyone else, and it doesn’t drain me

𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕖 ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ @enbyalchemist.bsky.social · 5d

Sorry 😭😭 I’ll get right soon promise lmao

𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕖 ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ @enbyalchemist.bsky.social · 7d

Omg am i finally spared from the goddamn ch*c fil a commercial ?????

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𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕖 ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ @enbyalchemist.bsky.social · 7d

Oh my god is so wrong omg

𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕖 ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ @enbyalchemist.bsky.social · 7d

Reese’s puffs got no business in pizza OK

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𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕖 ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ @enbyalchemist.bsky.social · 7d

Me: why did you. Why did you say his full name and not just Eminem?
Ed: because I almost said Slim Shady but he doesn’t wanna be known as that anymore so I didn’t wanna disrespect him, so that’s where my brain went!
😂😂😂

𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕖 ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ @enbyalchemist.bsky.social · 8d

He’s a real one

Eᗪ🦾 @transalchemist.bsky.social · 8d

al told me to make sure he doesn't eat cereal, so i told him i wouldn't either cause i was thinking about it, and he goes "thanks, that's really kind of you" and i was like yeah :) it was actually yw :)

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𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕖 ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ @enbyalchemist.bsky.social · 8d

My prediction is her ass gon end up back in Arkansas

𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕟𝕤𝕖 ˘͈ᵕ˘͈ @enbyalchemist.bsky.social · 8d

SCREAMING