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Seattle & Sonoma County 🏳️‍🌈🍷 one half of @HappyHoleToys.bsky.social with my 👬 | sports | 18+ occasionally NSFW and more than just a chance of “silicone sculptures”

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happyholetoys.bsky.social @happyholetoys.bsky.social · 5d

Drop preshop is live! 🎉

 This drop includes 70+ glowy and UV-reactive toys, packed with our most-loved sizes and signature colorways. Plus this drop’s Featured Pour: Trans Pride! 🏳️‍⚧️✨

💥 Drop goes live @ 6pm PT!

⬇️Preview in the comments

www.happyholetoys.com

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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 11d

Ahhh haha
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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 11d

If the Mariners win this I’ll post hole on main idc whatever it takes 😭😭

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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 11d

Haha I personally think dusting and cleaning wouldn’t be the best way to visit Seattle!

emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 11d

No but fr, if you’re in Seattle area we’d be down to compensate with cash for a job well done :)

emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 11d

Come to Seattle and the position is yours 😘

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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 11d

Currently accepting housetwink applications to help with our new place. Comp plan includes head pats, being called a “good boy,” toys, and probably some d*ck 😊

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happyholetoys.bsky.social @happyholetoys.bsky.social · 11d

✨ The wait’s almost over! ✨

Join us Thursday 10/16 @ 6 PM Pacific (5 PM Preshop) for 70+ of your favorite UV & glow toys! 😍

We're restocking our 3 signature Premium Pours, plus this drop’s featured pour: Trans Pride! 🏳️‍⚧️

A photo showing a handful of toys from each colorway (from left to right: Featured Pour Trans Pride, Opalescent Rainbow, Seacock Spirit, and Stormy Seas) in this drop. All of the text information on this image is repeated in the post text.

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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 16d

#mcm

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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 12d

Sent this to a twink today after Lightroom was giving me a hard time. He said I look cute and hot in a hat which made things better :)

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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 16d

#mcm

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emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 25d

Pls help with our new house?? 🥺

emmettk.bsky.social @emmettk.bsky.social · 25d

Oh I totally feel you on prices, especially housing. You might also check out Portland — pretty similar vibes but housing costs are much easier to stomach lol