Emily Shadows
emilyshadows.bsky.social
Emily Shadows
@emilyshadows.bsky.social
Genderfluid Princess. I make dumb jokes, rant about politics and discuss my loves of video games and horror films
Will this be the point the BBC stops being a right-wing mouthpiece when they realise that right-wing people hate them regardless of how light their criticism is?
November 8, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Isn't a filled iced bun an éclair?

#bakeoff
November 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Sure am looking forward to the trial and prosecution of him, since stripping him of titles definitely seems like admitting he’s done something truly awful
November 2, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Went to see some live poetry tonight!

Very fun, even if the more serious ones went right over my head
October 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I had the perfect Sunday morning
October 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Just watched The Hand That Rocks The Cradle and its weird theres nothing online about its connection to The Yellow Wallpaper
October 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
For reasons I cant explain, that Treehouse of Horror episode where Homer got his hand stuck in the toaster scared the everloving crap out of me as a kid
October 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Taking my nieces to Cadbury World on the weekend and I’m making a playlist of exclusively 3rd wave ska to make them listen to on the way
October 16, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Opened my drawing app for the first time in months and found this drawing from my niece

Brightened my day!
October 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Dracula is a dreadful novel and Frankenstein is bloody amazing
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I was sad, so I made burritos.

Now I'm not so sad.
October 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Airplane - How you should spell it

Aeroplane - How you spell it if you're fancy and British and trying to show off
October 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Read that Semi-Charmed life is actually about Crystal Meth and I never realised

So I checked the lyrics, to see how subtle it is

It’s not very subtle...
October 7, 2025 at 5:28 PM
First; lol

Second, the amount of people who just refuse to accept Locktober is a thing!

Like, its a pretty popular kink at this point! Just cos you don't 'get it', doesnt mean it doesnt exist
October 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
At the #PlayExpo in Blackpool and I'm in my happy place - surrounded by Pinball Machines
October 4, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Arrived in Blackpool, and tried two restaurants, both of which have shut their kitchens early :(

So hotel food it is!
October 3, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I am in the mooD for Doom!

(So I'm streaming it tonight - Twitch.tv/emily_shadows)
October 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I signed up to an open mic night to do some stand-up and they got back to me and were like ‘Okay, we’ll add you to the list!"

Which makes sense but Im impatient and I want to do it nowwwww
October 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I look super cuuuuuute

(Im also streaming tonight - Twitch.tv/emily_shadows)
September 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
People are mocking ICE for looking so dumb here (rightly so)

But it seems that they were about to just arrest some random delivery guy based on nothing??

And people are supposed to just accept that??
ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
September 29, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Always fun visiting my dad's house

Just found a Highway Code book from 1978 in his kitchen
September 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Gone to see my sister but really I just want to meet their new kitten
September 28, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Look, I can even do a kickflip (sort of)

Sk8r girl confirmed!
September 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM