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Emily
@emilypyle.bsky.social
sometimes writing, usually reading 📚

Watching: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
WIP: fantasy murder mystery
Does everyone hate me or is it just dark outside and I’m sleepy? - me, every night after 6pm
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I am not bubbly I just never shut up and I think people misconstrue one for the other
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Ramping up to #query at the end of the year/beginning of next year. #Author friends any tips? (For context I did this once 3-ish years ago then paused bc I wanted to rewrite my book).
November 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The politics staffers at Teen Vogue were who made the magazine stand out. This is so fucked up.
I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day.

certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I’m at the point with my manuscript where I can’t tell if it’s decent, horrible, or somewhere in between. SEND HELP.
October 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
How does one learn to relax? (Asking for me)
October 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
If I start treating social media like I did in 2011 is everyone going to think I’m going through a mental health crisis?
October 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Throwing my phone in the river (hiding it in another room) and locking myself in the office to edit today. If you see me online tell me to go away (I have no self control anymore).
October 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Are sticky notes less sticky now or am I just slowly descending into madness?
October 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I finished what I think is actually a moderately decent draft of my book (we aren’t going to talk about how many rewrites it’s taken to get here). Time to do line edits!!!
October 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I have one chapter left of this draft so naturally I deep cleaned the rug
October 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Today’s writing goal: rewrite two chapters

May the focus gods shine down on me today
October 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Watching she’s all that for the first time and USHER WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

#movies
October 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Post Covid shot couch day. Give me good (not too complicated) #movie recs plz
October 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Someone needs to get my life together and I’m beginning to think that maybe I’m not the person for the job
October 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Me writing: I think I’ve lost the plot
Me looking at the internet: I think we’ve all lost the plot
October 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I think the true sign that we were past the point of no return was when everyone decided that a lifted truck was the ideal car for people who have no need for a truck
October 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I think we all need a fucking time out
October 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I fully believe that everyone has lost their goddam minds
October 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I’ve never quite recovered from the idea that the Twilight vampires are like cold marble. Who wants to kiss an ice cube?
October 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Getting mad over Sabrina Carpenter writing witty sexual lyrics is like getting mad over McDonald’s serving hamburgers
October 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Update: Herman is now a stroller model
September 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I am being eaten alive by mosquitoes this year
September 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
We have a meeting with our HOA board tonight and every time I see it on my calendar I keep singing “hoa, hoa, hoaaaaa” so that’s a good sign right?
September 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The main highlight of shopping for a dog stroller is looking through all the photos people uploaded with their reviews
September 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM