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Emily Bern

@emilybern.bsky.social

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writer / internet person / taurus / anxious. IG @embern @overheardla @overheardlapod

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Emily Bern @emilybern.bsky.social · Dec 4

wow they got me

Emily Bern @emilybern.bsky.social · Dec 2

women only want one thing and it’s Mr. Napkinhead

Emily Bern @emilybern.bsky.social · Nov 27

time to relax (turn off medium screen look at little screen while watching big screen)

Emily Bern @emilybern.bsky.social · Nov 24

Told some offline friends that my new jacket made me look like the ikea monkey and was met with blank stares… time to go outside

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Emily Bern @emilybern.bsky.social · Nov 21

we’ll know bluesky has made it when someone finds shrimp tails in their cereal

Emily Bern @emilybern.bsky.social · Nov 21

yeah I’m into sports (my body keeps the score)

Emily Bern @emilybern.bsky.social · Nov 20

Should we all go around and do a fun fact

Emily Bern @emilybern.bsky.social · Nov 19

RFK looks like a cigarette that wished to be human

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Emily Bern @emilybern.bsky.social · Nov 15

hopped off the plane at LAX with a dream and my klonopin

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Emily Bern @emilybern.bsky.social · Nov 13

maybe the real treasure was the microplastics we ingested along the way

Emily Bern @emilybern.bsky.social · Nov 12

Every nyc influencer thinks they’re a Carrie when they’re actually a Marnie (derogatory)

Emily Bern @emilybern.bsky.social · Nov 6

in da clerb we all depressed

Emily Bern @emilybern.bsky.social · Oct 18

Adam Brody’s rizz in this show is off the charts. It’s like Seth Cohen grew a beard and realized how fine he was and sent an entire generation of O.C. girls into heat

Emily Bern @emilybern.bsky.social · Oct 18

How do we make this the good place

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Emily Bern @emilybern.bsky.social · Oct 25

couples costume idea

Emily Bern @emilybern.bsky.social · Oct 18

Why would I go to a haunted house and pay actual MONEY to be scared? My brain does that for free

Emily Bern @emilybern.bsky.social · Sep 24

Christian girl autumn? You mean soup slut fall

Emily Bern @emilybern.bsky.social · Sep 23

But your honor my client is delulu

Emily Bern @emilybern.bsky.social · Aug 4

when boys are like "it takes you 3 hours to get ready??" do you not understand that includes 2.5 hours of sitting on my bed in a towel finding the will to go outside

Emily Bern @emilybern.bsky.social · Aug 4

I didn’t feel at home on this app until now

cats with confusing aura @catswithaura.bsky.social · Aug 3

Emily Bern @emilybern.bsky.social · Aug 4

Are you there flame? It’s me, moth

Emily Bern @emilybern.bsky.social · Aug 4

Oh I’m here ok