e-man
@emanbelanger.com
comedian and META nominated actor. cheerful, unbothered. i am not to be taken seriously, unless i say 'please take me seriously'
links here: https://linktr.ee/emanbelanger
links here: https://linktr.ee/emanbelanger
mockingbirds are actually very polite, you just need to speak to them after they've had their coffee
December 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
mockingbirds are actually very polite, you just need to speak to them after they've had their coffee
brooo i can't wait until they make a video game based on the live-action series based on the animated series based on the claymation short based on the book based on the song based on the poem based on the
December 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
brooo i can't wait until they make a video game based on the live-action series based on the animated series based on the claymation short based on the book based on the song based on the poem based on the
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
i am not scaring the hoes, the hoes are scaring me
December 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
i am not scaring the hoes, the hoes are scaring me
guys i think i'm bumming my therapist out
November 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
guys i think i'm bumming my therapist out
remember, remember the 15th of November or however it goes
November 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
remember, remember the 15th of November or however it goes
me: oh yeah, this is YOUR inferno? i don't see your name on it
Dante: well, actually..
Dante: well, actually..
November 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
me: oh yeah, this is YOUR inferno? i don't see your name on it
Dante: well, actually..
Dante: well, actually..
they are working to ban sandwiches
November 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
they are working to ban sandwiches
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Just tied some losers dick in a knot at the glory hole
November 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Just tied some losers dick in a knot at the glory hole
do you like your water still or noisy
November 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
do you like your water still or noisy
hey dude, can i copy your definition of 'plagiarism' and pass it off as my own?
October 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
hey dude, can i copy your definition of 'plagiarism' and pass it off as my own?
Canada: Fuck Trudeau
Katy Perry: haha bet
Katy Perry: haha bet
October 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Canada: Fuck Trudeau
Katy Perry: haha bet
Katy Perry: haha bet
is 'bussy' gender-specfic?
October 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
is 'bussy' gender-specfic?
we need a Hamburger Antagonist. just a mean little guy that slaps things out of people's hands
October 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
we need a Hamburger Antagonist. just a mean little guy that slaps things out of people's hands
my whole life, i have been fighting The Disease
October 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
my whole life, i have been fighting The Disease
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*holding toast in my mouth as i hastily get dressed* OH SHIT OH FUCK OH SHIT I'M LATE FOR THE RAPTURE
September 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
*holding toast in my mouth as i hastily get dressed* OH SHIT OH FUCK OH SHIT I'M LATE FOR THE RAPTURE
people who say "no pun intended" are liars and should not be trusted with puns
September 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
people who say "no pun intended" are liars and should not be trusted with puns
they're gentrifying Flavortown
August 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
they're gentrifying Flavortown
found a perfect rock for skipping but now i don't wanna toss it
August 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
found a perfect rock for skipping but now i don't wanna toss it
who is this 'Ted' and why does he love talking so much
August 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
who is this 'Ted' and why does he love talking so much
Me: so you're not gonna pull it right out from under my feet this time, yeah?
Life, holding rug: yeah yeah, of course not
Me, standing on rug: you sure?
Life: 😈
Life, holding rug: yeah yeah, of course not
Me, standing on rug: you sure?
Life: 😈
August 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Me: so you're not gonna pull it right out from under my feet this time, yeah?
Life, holding rug: yeah yeah, of course not
Me, standing on rug: you sure?
Life: 😈
Life, holding rug: yeah yeah, of course not
Me, standing on rug: you sure?
Life: 😈
i'm not single, i'm in between partners
July 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
i'm not single, i'm in between partners
foraging for roots and berries but this jerk keeps telling me to get the hell out of his yard
July 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
foraging for roots and berries but this jerk keeps telling me to get the hell out of his yard