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elletwo
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Traumatized juuuuuuuust enough to be funny. I do mental health and stuff at LBee Health. We have an accessible adult autism assessment, and it’s neat.
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Do you think my kids are neurodivergent because I took Tylenol or because I can't wear socks that feel too "towel-ly" inside?
You cannot get autism over the counter.
You ever look around at the state of the world and think… fuck Jim Comey.

Just me?
He hides his emotions on his face.
I actually made a list of all of the things that RFK JR doesn't know about healthcare. 👇🏼
You ask me to hate billionaires?

On this, the day of Jeff Bezos’s wedding?

Yeah, alright.
I don’t know how to explain this, but Jonathan Bailey’s glasses look so happy to be there.
I am not a violent person.

I am not a competitive person.

But I would cage match fight RFK Jr on national television for free.
Chihuahua would be in charge.
I don't want my kids to have a preferred parent. I want them to know that we're both here for them all the time. We are a team. We both love them, and we will both unfailingly show up for them. It's not a competition.

That said, all of our dogs should prefer me because I'm better.
Welp, my youngest just said “you can stay out there” when I took her potty at the restaurant we’re at and if you need me, I’ll be sobbing while humming “Sunrise Sunset” in the corner.
Reminder that all holidays are made up and you’re allowed to ignore them whenever you want.
My favorite words of wisdom from my dad that probably someone needs to hear right now.

"Neurotransmitters are like bread. They’re preferable when fresh baked and homemade, but store bought work just as well in a pinch."

Take care of yourselves.
You think you can’t hurt me?

I wore jelly sandals on the 80s.

You can’t hurt me.
Found my husband putting up cameras outside of the house.

l asked why.

"Well, since you're not likely to stop being all yourself on the internet, it seemed like a good time to add some extra security."

Our marriage in a nutshell. I run my mouth and he just nods and buys more cameras.
I have worked tirelessly over the last several weeks to compile a comprehensive list of all of the expertise that RFK brings to his role as HHS Secretary. I want people to be clear on where he stands and the background that he brings to this role.
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Yep.

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I heard there’s a taco truck at the end of the parade route.
Trump, right now, is furiously calling the gutted National Weather service trying to figure out how to get them to turn off the rain
Trump would march in the parade but, you know, bone spurs.
Hey Mr. Arnstein, heeere I ammmmmm!

This is a deep, deep cut.
If you enjoy me telling RFK to fuck himself, I did an entire deep dive video on YouTube of all of the ways that he can fuck himself
If you listen to Stephen Miller for one second, you know that his hairline is receding in protest.