Ell Bretland
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Everton. Gwladys Street.
Newcastle drawing 2-2 at home after conceding a brace to a centre-back who scores an acrobatic equaliser in the 94th minute...
December 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Newcastle drawing 2-2 at home after conceding a brace to a centre-back who scores an acrobatic equaliser in the 94th minute...
Fair play to Jake O'Brien getting Man of the Match. Centre-back is his natural position but it's still a big shift having filled in at right-back all season, especially contributing to a clean sheet after the last result. He's a really dependable player which you need during a long season.
December 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Fair play to Jake O'Brien getting Man of the Match. Centre-back is his natural position but it's still a big shift having filled in at right-back all season, especially contributing to a clean sheet after the last result. He's a really dependable player which you need during a long season.
Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall's left peg is like a full set of golf clubs. Woods, irons, wedges, putters, he's got the lot to choose from for each situation. He can drive it, hook it, lay it up, punch it. He's a lovely footballer to watch.
December 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall's left peg is like a full set of golf clubs. Woods, irons, wedges, putters, he's got the lot to choose from for each situation. He can drive it, hook it, lay it up, punch it. He's a lovely footballer to watch.
The date Everton have reached 21 points over the last four seasons 🔵⚽️
2025 - December 2nd
2024 - February 24th
2023 - February 18th
2022 - February 12th
2025 - December 2nd
2024 - February 24th
2023 - February 18th
2022 - February 12th
December 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The date Everton have reached 21 points over the last four seasons 🔵⚽️
2025 - December 2nd
2024 - February 24th
2023 - February 18th
2022 - February 12th
2025 - December 2nd
2024 - February 24th
2023 - February 18th
2022 - February 12th
One of Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall's best attributes is his fearlessness.
In a similar way to having Tim Cahill or Marouane Fellaini in the team, it feels like he's capable of pulling something out the bag when you need it away from home.
In a similar way to having Tim Cahill or Marouane Fellaini in the team, it feels like he's capable of pulling something out the bag when you need it away from home.
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
One of Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall's best attributes is his fearlessness.
In a similar way to having Tim Cahill or Marouane Fellaini in the team, it feels like he's capable of pulling something out the bag when you need it away from home.
In a similar way to having Tim Cahill or Marouane Fellaini in the team, it feels like he's capable of pulling something out the bag when you need it away from home.
'Not many people fancied Everton tonight, Roberto, but you believed.'
'I did, I did.'
That man turned hope into belief in 2013. Will always love him for that.
'I did, I did.'
That man turned hope into belief in 2013. Will always love him for that.
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
'Not many people fancied Everton tonight, Roberto, but you believed.'
'I did, I did.'
That man turned hope into belief in 2013. Will always love him for that.
'I did, I did.'
That man turned hope into belief in 2013. Will always love him for that.
Everton are now back to seven wins behind Manchester United in the all-time First Division table dating back to 1888.
The Red Devils overtook the Toffees for the first time ever during Sir Alex Ferguson's reign at Old Trafford.
Everton are on 1915 top-flight wins.
The Red Devils overtook the Toffees for the first time ever during Sir Alex Ferguson's reign at Old Trafford.
Everton are on 1915 top-flight wins.
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Everton are now back to seven wins behind Manchester United in the all-time First Division table dating back to 1888.
The Red Devils overtook the Toffees for the first time ever during Sir Alex Ferguson's reign at Old Trafford.
Everton are on 1915 top-flight wins.
The Red Devils overtook the Toffees for the first time ever during Sir Alex Ferguson's reign at Old Trafford.
Everton are on 1915 top-flight wins.
If you'd said a year ago some Everton bookings and reds would stem from a player impersonating a seagull, taking a quick free-kick and an altercation between team-mates, I wouldn't have beli... I would have absolutely believed you and thought that sounds spot on.
November 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
If you'd said a year ago some Everton bookings and reds would stem from a player impersonating a seagull, taking a quick free-kick and an altercation between team-mates, I wouldn't have beli... I would have absolutely believed you and thought that sounds spot on.
Would be interesting if Everton did make a move for Troy Parrott. I've heard he likes to sit on the shoulder of the defender. Feels sick if he loses.
November 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Would be interesting if Everton did make a move for Troy Parrott. I've heard he likes to sit on the shoulder of the defender. Feels sick if he loses.
'Singing the Blues' was released by Guy Mitchell in October 1956 🔵⚽️
The first opportunity Evertonians would get to sing it was October 27 after a 4-0 home win over Arsenal in front of 52,478. That day Liverpool lost 4-1 at Barnsley in Division Two.
The first opportunity Evertonians would get to sing it was October 27 after a 4-0 home win over Arsenal in front of 52,478. That day Liverpool lost 4-1 at Barnsley in Division Two.
November 10, 2025 at 9:24 AM
'Singing the Blues' was released by Guy Mitchell in October 1956 🔵⚽️
The first opportunity Evertonians would get to sing it was October 27 after a 4-0 home win over Arsenal in front of 52,478. That day Liverpool lost 4-1 at Barnsley in Division Two.
The first opportunity Evertonians would get to sing it was October 27 after a 4-0 home win over Arsenal in front of 52,478. That day Liverpool lost 4-1 at Barnsley in Division Two.
When you first glance it looks like the Bullens Road 🥹
November 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
When you first glance it looks like the Bullens Road 🥹
Jordan Pickford pulled off two sumptuous passes today to play in Iliman Ndiaye and later Jack Grealish. Was really quick-thinking but so accurate too. Both arrowed in beautifully.
He couldn't hide how buzzing he was when they came off. Can tell he plays for the love of the game.
He couldn't hide how buzzing he was when they came off. Can tell he plays for the love of the game.
November 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Jordan Pickford pulled off two sumptuous passes today to play in Iliman Ndiaye and later Jack Grealish. Was really quick-thinking but so accurate too. Both arrowed in beautifully.
He couldn't hide how buzzing he was when they came off. Can tell he plays for the love of the game.
He couldn't hide how buzzing he was when they came off. Can tell he plays for the love of the game.
I interviewed former Beveren CEO Antoine Gobin about Thierno Barry when he signed and this quote rings true.
"He’s hardworking, dedicated and very generous with his efforts and emotions.
“He feeds off of being loved, and wants to give back that love.”
ellbretland.substack.com/p/the-rise-o...
"He’s hardworking, dedicated and very generous with his efforts and emotions.
“He feeds off of being loved, and wants to give back that love.”
ellbretland.substack.com/p/the-rise-o...
November 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I interviewed former Beveren CEO Antoine Gobin about Thierno Barry when he signed and this quote rings true.
"He’s hardworking, dedicated and very generous with his efforts and emotions.
“He feeds off of being loved, and wants to give back that love.”
ellbretland.substack.com/p/the-rise-o...
"He’s hardworking, dedicated and very generous with his efforts and emotions.
“He feeds off of being loved, and wants to give back that love.”
ellbretland.substack.com/p/the-rise-o...
Everton Right-Back on Track 🔵⚽️
Latest article over on Substack as the Toffees functioned much better than in recent weeks to beat Fulham
ellbretland.substack.com/p/everton-ri...
Latest article over on Substack as the Toffees functioned much better than in recent weeks to beat Fulham
ellbretland.substack.com/p/everton-ri...
Everton Right-Back on Track
Functionality.
ellbretland.substack.com
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Everton Right-Back on Track 🔵⚽️
Latest article over on Substack as the Toffees functioned much better than in recent weeks to beat Fulham
ellbretland.substack.com/p/everton-ri...
Latest article over on Substack as the Toffees functioned much better than in recent weeks to beat Fulham
ellbretland.substack.com/p/everton-ri...
That was Michael Keane's 16th Premier League goal for Everton.
The defender is now level with Gary Speed and Nikica Jelavic in the Toffees scoring charts. One behind Andy Johnson and Victor Anichebe.
The defender is now level with Gary Speed and Nikica Jelavic in the Toffees scoring charts. One behind Andy Johnson and Victor Anichebe.
November 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
That was Michael Keane's 16th Premier League goal for Everton.
The defender is now level with Gary Speed and Nikica Jelavic in the Toffees scoring charts. One behind Andy Johnson and Victor Anichebe.
The defender is now level with Gary Speed and Nikica Jelavic in the Toffees scoring charts. One behind Andy Johnson and Victor Anichebe.
That was Idrissa Gana Gueye's ninth goal for Everton in the Premier League and sees the midfielder move ahead of Yobo, Bilyaletdinov, Niasse, Joe-Max Moore, Beckford and Michael Ball in the scoring charts 🔵⚽
Now level with Ebbrell, Tosun and Demarai Gray.
Now level with Ebbrell, Tosun and Demarai Gray.
November 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
That was Idrissa Gana Gueye's ninth goal for Everton in the Premier League and sees the midfielder move ahead of Yobo, Bilyaletdinov, Niasse, Joe-Max Moore, Beckford and Michael Ball in the scoring charts 🔵⚽
Now level with Ebbrell, Tosun and Demarai Gray.
Now level with Ebbrell, Tosun and Demarai Gray.
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Everton Right-Back on Track 🔵⚽️
Latest article over on Substack after the win over Fulham as the Toffees functioned much better than in recent weeks.
open.substack.com/pub/ellbretl...
Latest article over on Substack after the win over Fulham as the Toffees functioned much better than in recent weeks.
open.substack.com/pub/ellbretl...
Everton Right-Back on Track
Functionality.
open.substack.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Everton Right-Back on Track 🔵⚽️
Latest article over on Substack after the win over Fulham as the Toffees functioned much better than in recent weeks.
open.substack.com/pub/ellbretl...
Latest article over on Substack after the win over Fulham as the Toffees functioned much better than in recent weeks.
open.substack.com/pub/ellbretl...
Everton Right-Back on Track 🔵⚽️
Latest article over on Substack after the win over Fulham as the Toffees functioned much better than in recent weeks.
open.substack.com/pub/ellbretl...
Latest article over on Substack after the win over Fulham as the Toffees functioned much better than in recent weeks.
open.substack.com/pub/ellbretl...
Everton Right-Back on Track
Functionality.
open.substack.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Everton Right-Back on Track 🔵⚽️
Latest article over on Substack after the win over Fulham as the Toffees functioned much better than in recent weeks.
open.substack.com/pub/ellbretl...
Latest article over on Substack after the win over Fulham as the Toffees functioned much better than in recent weeks.
open.substack.com/pub/ellbretl...
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This Everton Set-Up isn’t working 🔵⚽️
Latest Substack article after the draw at the Stadium of Light
ellbretland.substack.com/p/this-evert...
Latest Substack article after the draw at the Stadium of Light
ellbretland.substack.com/p/this-evert...
This Everton Set-Up Isn’t Working
The Toffees were fortunate to draw with Sunderland in the end
ellbretland.substack.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
This Everton Set-Up isn’t working 🔵⚽️
Latest Substack article after the draw at the Stadium of Light
ellbretland.substack.com/p/this-evert...
Latest Substack article after the draw at the Stadium of Light
ellbretland.substack.com/p/this-evert...
Sunderland (A) 🔵⚽️
November 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Sunderland (A) 🔵⚽️
This Everton Set-Up isn’t working 🔵⚽️
Latest Substack article after the draw at the Stadium of Light
ellbretland.substack.com/p/this-evert...
Latest Substack article after the draw at the Stadium of Light
ellbretland.substack.com/p/this-evert...
This Everton Set-Up Isn’t Working
The Toffees were fortunate to draw with Sunderland in the end
ellbretland.substack.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
This Everton Set-Up isn’t working 🔵⚽️
Latest Substack article after the draw at the Stadium of Light
ellbretland.substack.com/p/this-evert...
Latest Substack article after the draw at the Stadium of Light
ellbretland.substack.com/p/this-evert...
Crystal Palace’s unbeaten run came to an end on Sunday on the club’s first visit to Hill Dickinson Stadium as Everton won 2-1 🔵⚽️
Everton also ended Palace’s 18-game unbeaten run with a 2-1 home victory back in August 1969.
It was the Eagles’ first-ever league visit to Goodison Park too. Crazy.
Everton also ended Palace’s 18-game unbeaten run with a 2-1 home victory back in August 1969.
It was the Eagles’ first-ever league visit to Goodison Park too. Crazy.
October 6, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Crystal Palace’s unbeaten run came to an end on Sunday on the club’s first visit to Hill Dickinson Stadium as Everton won 2-1 🔵⚽️
Everton also ended Palace’s 18-game unbeaten run with a 2-1 home victory back in August 1969.
It was the Eagles’ first-ever league visit to Goodison Park too. Crazy.
Everton also ended Palace’s 18-game unbeaten run with a 2-1 home victory back in August 1969.
It was the Eagles’ first-ever league visit to Goodison Park too. Crazy.
With so much adrenaline and exhilaration coursing through each row, it created a blue tidal wave of euphoria.
As the noise crescendoed down and back up, it confirmed Everton had won before the full-time whistle had sounded.
ellbretland.substack.com/p/bramley-mo...
As the noise crescendoed down and back up, it confirmed Everton had won before the full-time whistle had sounded.
ellbretland.substack.com/p/bramley-mo...
October 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
With so much adrenaline and exhilaration coursing through each row, it created a blue tidal wave of euphoria.
As the noise crescendoed down and back up, it confirmed Everton had won before the full-time whistle had sounded.
ellbretland.substack.com/p/bramley-mo...
As the noise crescendoed down and back up, it confirmed Everton had won before the full-time whistle had sounded.
ellbretland.substack.com/p/bramley-mo...
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Goodison Park has passed on the bedlam baton and Bramley Moore has arrived.
It’s always a feeling in the air with Everton. You just know.
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It’s always a feeling in the air with Everton. You just know.
open.substack.com/pub/ellbretl...
October 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Goodison Park has passed on the bedlam baton and Bramley Moore has arrived.
It’s always a feeling in the air with Everton. You just know.
open.substack.com/pub/ellbretl...
It’s always a feeling in the air with Everton. You just know.
open.substack.com/pub/ellbretl...
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the baton has passed UTFT
Goodison Park has passed on the bedlam baton and Bramley Moore has arrived.
It’s always a feeling in the air with Everton. You just know.
open.substack.com/pub/ellbretl...
It’s always a feeling in the air with Everton. You just know.
open.substack.com/pub/ellbretl...
October 5, 2025 at 10:28 PM
the baton has passed UTFT