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God’s Sleepiest Soldier

@elklike.bsky.social

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Atticus, 26, cozypilled prince of bedtime 2 Lindsey’s away from a full Lohan

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God’s Sleepiest Soldier @elklike.bsky.social · 5h

Kusatsu!

God’s Sleepiest Soldier @elklike.bsky.social · 2d

Japan was formed by subduction of continental plates… it is not a volcano-formed landmass like Hawaii or Iceland.

God’s Sleepiest Soldier @elklike.bsky.social · 2d

“Oh that bus route isn’t running. Yeah. Yeah, because of the volcano.” I’M SORRY???

God’s Sleepiest Soldier @elklike.bsky.social · 3d

Food is so ridiculously cheap here in Japan. It’s like 30$ for a huge, full, delicious dinner that would cost around 80$ in Canada.

God’s Sleepiest Soldier @elklike.bsky.social · 4d

But did they make it mama?

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God’s Sleepiest Soldier @elklike.bsky.social · 12d

Day off in Kyoto

God’s Sleepiest Soldier @elklike.bsky.social · 15d

Unsure of where it’s socially acceptable to smoke in Osaka so I’ve just been hiding in alleyways with cunty peach cigarettes

God’s Sleepiest Soldier @elklike.bsky.social · 15d

Very happy in Japan btw

God’s Sleepiest Soldier @elklike.bsky.social · 15d

Because you’re here <3

God’s Sleepiest Soldier @elklike.bsky.social · 19d

Like that’s just the ideal car

God’s Sleepiest Soldier @elklike.bsky.social · 19d

How do you feel about the Renault Alpine A310?

God’s Sleepiest Soldier @elklike.bsky.social · 24d

Baby angel

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God’s Sleepiest Soldier @elklike.bsky.social · 25d

I feel like rumspringa. Not the event, just the way the word sounds. Is this a successful use of somatic therapy?

God’s Sleepiest Soldier @elklike.bsky.social · 27d

I just want to be strong.

God’s Sleepiest Soldier @elklike.bsky.social · 27d

Like yeah that dude was fucked up for doing that, but I’m more upset because of how absolutely pathetic I was. A man screams that he’s gonna kill me and I’m a stupid faggot, and all I can do is roll over and apologize and beg forgiveness? I hate that. I should be protecting me, standing up for me.

God’s Sleepiest Soldier @elklike.bsky.social · 27d

Like man I try so hard to be tough, and to be strong, and to not let myself fall into victimhood. I want so badly to be able to stand up for myself, and to protect myself, but a man starts screaming at me and I feel so small and all I can do is fawn and apologize and roll over.

God’s Sleepiest Soldier @elklike.bsky.social · 27d

Loveeee it when a man road rages so hard he tries to force me into oncoming traffic while screaming that I’m a stupid faggot and that he’d kill me just because I tried to merge into his lane

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God’s Sleepiest Soldier @elklike.bsky.social · 29d

And bring back pop-up headlights while we’re at it

God’s Sleepiest Soldier @elklike.bsky.social · Sep 29

Thank you so much!! The wolf and leafs have gotta get removed cuz they’re not my vibe, but I love all the rest :3 🥰

God’s Sleepiest Soldier @elklike.bsky.social · Sep 26

I’ve always said this

God’s Sleepiest Soldier @elklike.bsky.social · Sep 24

Coming out as a person who doesn’t believe audio books count as reading

God’s Sleepiest Soldier @elklike.bsky.social · Sep 19

I just sneezed really hard and now the room is spinning… my OCD is saying it’s interior arterial dissection so if I die just know I love you all. And my beautiful round fat ass was under appreciated.

God’s Sleepiest Soldier @elklike.bsky.social · Sep 10

Ok so they’re scheduling me for a brain MRI and they’re gonna let me play music during it, what’s the absolute funniest music choice I can make for this

God’s Sleepiest Soldier @elklike.bsky.social · Sep 10

Got an appointment at the stroke clinic tomorrow can I get an “everything will be okay”

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God’s Sleepiest Soldier @elklike.bsky.social · Sep 10

You and this fuckass movie

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God’s Sleepiest Soldier @elklike.bsky.social · Sep 10

Yaaaayyyyyyyyy 🩵🩵🩵