Elizabeth Alarcón
@elizabethalarcon.bsky.social
👾 Taking care of the bleeps, the sweeps, and the creeps.
⬇️ portfolio + business resources
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⬇️ portfolio + business resources
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I couldn’t fit this into the bio so here you go:
🌁 Baydestrian 💁🏻♀️ She/her ♎️ Libra 💥 ENTJ 🗣👾 Language Nerd. Even the ones that go beep boop boop beep beep. 🍕 Pineapple does belong on pizza. 🎸 And it's Van Halen, not Van Hagar.
🌁 Baydestrian 💁🏻♀️ She/her ♎️ Libra 💥 ENTJ 🗣👾 Language Nerd. Even the ones that go beep boop boop beep beep. 🍕 Pineapple does belong on pizza. 🎸 And it's Van Halen, not Van Hagar.
Life on Our Planet 🌍 narrated by Morgan Freeman is soothing.
I may go back to sleep. 😴
I may go back to sleep. 😴
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November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Life on Our Planet 🌍 narrated by Morgan Freeman is soothing.
I may go back to sleep. 😴
I may go back to sleep. 😴
I went back to Half Price Books in Dublin, ☘️ CA, and I almost walked out with nothing until this cover caught my little #SciiFi eye. 🧿
📕 Fantastic Stories of Imagination Complete Short Novel The Unteleported Man by Phillip K. Dick
I love the smell of old books. 📚 🥰
📕 Fantastic Stories of Imagination Complete Short Novel The Unteleported Man by Phillip K. Dick
I love the smell of old books. 📚 🥰
November 29, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I went back to Half Price Books in Dublin, ☘️ CA, and I almost walked out with nothing until this cover caught my little #SciiFi eye. 🧿
📕 Fantastic Stories of Imagination Complete Short Novel The Unteleported Man by Phillip K. Dick
I love the smell of old books. 📚 🥰
📕 Fantastic Stories of Imagination Complete Short Novel The Unteleported Man by Phillip K. Dick
I love the smell of old books. 📚 🥰
No Santa 🎅🏼 at the Union Square Macy’s this year?!
We used to be a proper society.
We used to be a proper society.
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November 29, 2025 at 4:21 AM
No Santa 🎅🏼 at the Union Square Macy’s this year?!
We used to be a proper society.
We used to be a proper society.
I’m off to get Round Table Pizza 🍕 because I need savory food that fills me up.
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November 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I’m off to get Round Table Pizza 🍕 because I need savory food that fills me up.
If you’re ever in the #BayArea, don’t bother with Joe’s Pho 🍜.
Unless you like sugar 🍭 in your food, then knock yourself out. 🥊
Overhyped and overpriced. 🤢
The 4 star ⭐️ reviews are paid for (Yelp pop-up told me so.)
⚠️ You’ve been warned. ⚠️
Unless you like sugar 🍭 in your food, then knock yourself out. 🥊
Overhyped and overpriced. 🤢
The 4 star ⭐️ reviews are paid for (Yelp pop-up told me so.)
⚠️ You’ve been warned. ⚠️
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November 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
If you’re ever in the #BayArea, don’t bother with Joe’s Pho 🍜.
Unless you like sugar 🍭 in your food, then knock yourself out. 🥊
Overhyped and overpriced. 🤢
The 4 star ⭐️ reviews are paid for (Yelp pop-up told me so.)
⚠️ You’ve been warned. ⚠️
Unless you like sugar 🍭 in your food, then knock yourself out. 🥊
Overhyped and overpriced. 🤢
The 4 star ⭐️ reviews are paid for (Yelp pop-up told me so.)
⚠️ You’ve been warned. ⚠️
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I'll tell you what, dog saliva is not great for cleaning glasses.
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I'll tell you what, dog saliva is not great for cleaning glasses.
So we’re grateful on Thursday and trample people for shit we don’t need on Friday?
🤷🏻♀️
🤷🏻♀️
November 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
So we’re grateful on Thursday and trample people for shit we don’t need on Friday?
🤷🏻♀️
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🗣️ ALL #EASTBAY REGIONAL PARKS FREE TOMORROW FOR #GREENFRIDAY!!
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November 28, 2025 at 5:59 AM
🗣️ ALL #EASTBAY REGIONAL PARKS FREE TOMORROW FOR #GREENFRIDAY!!
Hope y’all had a wonderful and safe Turkey 🦃 Day.
Mine was great. 👍
No broken glasses.
No fights.
No structural damage.
💅🏼
Mine was great. 👍
No broken glasses.
No fights.
No structural damage.
💅🏼
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November 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Hope y’all had a wonderful and safe Turkey 🦃 Day.
Mine was great. 👍
No broken glasses.
No fights.
No structural damage.
💅🏼
Mine was great. 👍
No broken glasses.
No fights.
No structural damage.
💅🏼
I’m trying to watch this new Tron movie but Jared Leto just ruins things.
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November 28, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I’m trying to watch this new Tron movie but Jared Leto just ruins things.
Happy Turkey Day to those who celebrate.
I'm off to stuff myself with some mashed potatoes.
Peace and Humptiness 4eva. 🥸
I'm off to stuff myself with some mashed potatoes.
Peace and Humptiness 4eva. 🥸
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Happy Turkey Day to those who celebrate.
I'm off to stuff myself with some mashed potatoes.
Peace and Humptiness 4eva. 🥸
I'm off to stuff myself with some mashed potatoes.
Peace and Humptiness 4eva. 🥸
Okay, Braden just added some bonuses. 🥳
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✨ That's all the
📝 The Contract Club®️members get in for free (use code IMINTHECLUB). Get the details on the two masterclasses below.
👩🏻⚖️ Not a member? You can join #TheContractClub®️ for a one-time fee $150. That's $50 off through Cyber Monday PT.
✨ That's all the
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Okay, Braden just added some bonuses. 🥳
📝 The Contract Club®️members get in for free (use code IMINTHECLUB). Get the details on the two masterclasses below.
👩🏻⚖️ Not a member? You can join #TheContractClub®️ for a one-time fee $150. That's $50 off through Cyber Monday PT.
✨ That's all the
📝 The Contract Club®️members get in for free (use code IMINTHECLUB). Get the details on the two masterclasses below.
👩🏻⚖️ Not a member? You can join #TheContractClub®️ for a one-time fee $150. That's $50 off through Cyber Monday PT.
✨ That's all the
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✨ Use code BF2025 for 10% off everything.
✨ Sale ends Friday, Nov. 28th, 2025, @ 11:59 PM ET.
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November 27, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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🎁 Treat Yo Self or Give The Gift Of Luxury To Someone Special (like me...😂)
✨ Use code BF2025 for 10% off everything.
✨ Sale ends Friday, Nov. 28th, 2025, @ 11:59 PM ET.
🔗 www.elizabethalarcon.com/fashionphile
🎁 Treat Yo Self or Give The Gift Of Luxury To Someone Special (like me...😂)
✨ Use code BF2025 for 10% off everything.
✨ Sale ends Friday, Nov. 28th, 2025, @ 11:59 PM ET.
🔗 www.elizabethalarcon.com/fashionphile
📝 The Contract Club®️members get in for free (use code IMINTHECLUB). Get the details on the two masterclasses below.
👩🏻⚖️ Not a member? You can join #TheContractClub®️ for a one-time fee $150. That's $50 off through Cyber Monday PT.
🔗 www.elizabethalarcon.com/contract-club
👩🏻💻 #BusinessOwnerEssentials
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🔗 www.elizabethalarcon.com/contract-club
👩🏻💻 #BusinessOwnerEssentials
The Contract Club 🪩 - one time price for a lifetime of contracts and support. - Not AVG Law
All the Contracts you need. All in one place. All for one price. Just pay the cover, and you're in for life.
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November 27, 2025 at 8:11 AM
📝 The Contract Club®️members get in for free (use code IMINTHECLUB). Get the details on the two masterclasses below.
👩🏻⚖️ Not a member? You can join #TheContractClub®️ for a one-time fee $150. That's $50 off through Cyber Monday PT.
🔗 www.elizabethalarcon.com/contract-club
👩🏻💻 #BusinessOwnerEssentials
👩🏻⚖️ Not a member? You can join #TheContractClub®️ for a one-time fee $150. That's $50 off through Cyber Monday PT.
🔗 www.elizabethalarcon.com/contract-club
👩🏻💻 #BusinessOwnerEssentials
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November 27, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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Okay 6-0 Avalanche ❄️ and now the Warriors are falling apart.
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November 27, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Okay 6-0 Avalanche ❄️ and now the Warriors are falling apart.
5-0 Avalanche ❄️
oOF. 😥
oOF. 😥
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
5-0 Avalanche ❄️
oOF. 😥
oOF. 😥
Warriors game at 7pm 🕖. I guess I should get ready to go and grab last minute items for tomorrow.
I don’t like the holiday crowds. 😩😫😣
I don’t like the holiday crowds. 😩😫😣
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November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Warriors game at 7pm 🕖. I guess I should get ready to go and grab last minute items for tomorrow.
I don’t like the holiday crowds. 😩😫😣
I don’t like the holiday crowds. 😩😫😣
I just grabbed the book because, well it’s sci-fi 👾 and the cover is dope AF. I’m gonna probably get more.
📍 Half Price Books 📚 7898 Dublin Blvd Dublin, CA 94568
I visit every time I’m in the Bay. 🌁
…and not the only bookstore either.
Husband says I might have a problem. 🤭
📍 Half Price Books 📚 7898 Dublin Blvd Dublin, CA 94568
I visit every time I’m in the Bay. 🌁
…and not the only bookstore either.
Husband says I might have a problem. 🤭
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I just grabbed the book because, well it’s sci-fi 👾 and the cover is dope AF. I’m gonna probably get more.
📍 Half Price Books 📚 7898 Dublin Blvd Dublin, CA 94568
I visit every time I’m in the Bay. 🌁
…and not the only bookstore either.
Husband says I might have a problem. 🤭
📍 Half Price Books 📚 7898 Dublin Blvd Dublin, CA 94568
I visit every time I’m in the Bay. 🌁
…and not the only bookstore either.
Husband says I might have a problem. 🤭
🏠 Need a place to call home for a week or more? I’m currently staying at Extended Stay America 🇺🇸 for the Turkey 🦃 Day week. I opted for the studio it feels like my first studio apt. Cozy and with everything I need.
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November 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
🏠 Need a place to call home for a week or more? I’m currently staying at Extended Stay America 🇺🇸 for the Turkey 🦃 Day week. I opted for the studio it feels like my first studio apt. Cozy and with everything I need.
🗓️ Book now and save up to 60%
code: CYB25
www.elizabethalarcon.com/extended-sta...
🗓️ Book now and save up to 60%
code: CYB25
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Dear algorithm, please connect us with readers:
📚 Whose idea of the “perfect day” consists of visiting their indie bookshop.
📚 Who try to shop small whenever they can.
📚 Who love audiobooks.
📚 Interested in Digital Rights Management.
Oh, and people who are looking to divest from Amazon/Audible 😏
📚 Whose idea of the “perfect day” consists of visiting their indie bookshop.
📚 Who try to shop small whenever they can.
📚 Who love audiobooks.
📚 Interested in Digital Rights Management.
Oh, and people who are looking to divest from Amazon/Audible 😏
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Dear algorithm, please connect us with readers:
📚 Whose idea of the “perfect day” consists of visiting their indie bookshop.
📚 Who try to shop small whenever they can.
📚 Who love audiobooks.
📚 Interested in Digital Rights Management.
Oh, and people who are looking to divest from Amazon/Audible 😏
📚 Whose idea of the “perfect day” consists of visiting their indie bookshop.
📚 Who try to shop small whenever they can.
📚 Who love audiobooks.
📚 Interested in Digital Rights Management.
Oh, and people who are looking to divest from Amazon/Audible 😏
oOF 😅 I’m watching the evening commute out of the Bay passing through Tracy Hills.
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
oOF 😅 I’m watching the evening commute out of the Bay passing through Tracy Hills.
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November 25, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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12 hours until departure. 🚗
I want this week to go fast 💨 and smoothly so I can be back home in front of the fireplace 🔥 with a cup of cocoa.
I want this week to go fast 💨 and smoothly so I can be back home in front of the fireplace 🔥 with a cup of cocoa.
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November 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
12 hours until departure. 🚗
I want this week to go fast 💨 and smoothly so I can be back home in front of the fireplace 🔥 with a cup of cocoa.
I want this week to go fast 💨 and smoothly so I can be back home in front of the fireplace 🔥 with a cup of cocoa.