The Elitist Memist
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The Elitist Memist
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Every coming-to-america story by white grandpas: "I snuck onto the boat and a nice family pretended I was their son when we got to Ellis Island"

The embarrassing descendants of that grandpa: "tHeY cAmE hErE iLlEgAlLy"
"Nobody wants to work anymore."

Yeah. That fucker stole $300 million from us to make a royalty play room.

I'm not really motivated to do my best rn

#trump #whitehouse #ballroom #letthemeatcake
Scribbling over a sign that helps people escape sex trafficking to sloppily dunk on Democrats?

I've never seen anything more poetically Republican.

#fuckrepublicans #fucknazis #fuckpedophiles #fucktrafficking
Gettin slobby knobby at hobby lobby
Really kind of Balkanized countries to split the country name.

"Well, we're a bit left on the map, so we'll just take the first half of the word and you'll take the second half, fair?"
Disco Elysium out here teaching me words I thought I knew
Me: I love eating macroplastics

Them: you'd be surprised how much is in your blood

SO: ...guys, he said MACROplastics

Me: one LEGO a day, like a vitamin
"Taylor is obsessed with numbers!"

You know who else was obsessed with numbers?

Euler.

His numbers may have been imaginary, but his love for them was not.
Does #kevinhart even do comedy anymore....or is he just a full-time advertisement fuck now?
Imagine being such a huge turd that the government has to make laughing at your death illegal
#charliekirk
Ben Gesserit have selected me to produce a Kwisatz Haderach (I'm taking Tylenol while pregnant)
#tylenol #rfkjr #cdx #dune
Daily Tylenol to produce my own Kwisatz Haderach
#tylenol #dune #benegesserit
Apparently, ain't nothing more gay than being a Republican.
Person who's never shut the fuck up for a single goddamn second: 🚨 I'M DONE BEING SILENT!!!! 🤬🚨
Let me get this straight...The thing that was holding back Charlieb Kirk's wife was... #charliekirk?

Wh...what?
Silly pilled. Absolutely goof maxxing.
"A computer told me I was the prettiest girl in the world and I believed it and now I have trauma."

Sucks to suck 🤷‍♀️
Me: You talk a lot of shit for someone with such a fuckable mouth.

Interviewer: what

Me: what
A groyper is not a fish. Huh.