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The Elitist Memist @elitistmemist.bsky.social · 8d

I am Charlie Kirk
*shoots self in neck*

#iamcharliekirk

The Elitist Memist @elitistmemist.bsky.social · 11d

Every coming-to-america story by white grandpas: "I snuck onto the boat and a nice family pretended I was their son when we got to Ellis Island"

The embarrassing descendants of that grandpa: "tHeY cAmE hErE iLlEgAlLy"

The Elitist Memist @elitistmemist.bsky.social · 12d

"Nobody wants to work anymore."

Yeah. That fucker stole $300 million from us to make a royalty play room.

I'm not really motivated to do my best rn

#trump #whitehouse #ballroom #letthemeatcake

The Elitist Memist @elitistmemist.bsky.social · 16d

Scribbling over a sign that helps people escape sex trafficking to sloppily dunk on Democrats?

I've never seen anything more poetically Republican.

#fuckrepublicans #fucknazis #fuckpedophiles #fucktrafficking

The Elitist Memist @elitistmemist.bsky.social · 16d

Gettin slobby knobby at hobby lobby

The Elitist Memist @elitistmemist.bsky.social · 18d

Really kind of Balkanized countries to split the country name.

"Well, we're a bit left on the map, so we'll just take the first half of the word and you'll take the second half, fair?"

The Elitist Memist @elitistmemist.bsky.social · 20d

The Elitist Memist @elitistmemist.bsky.social · 27d

All basket no eggs

The Elitist Memist @elitistmemist.bsky.social · 28d

Disco Elysium out here teaching me words I thought I knew

The Elitist Memist @elitistmemist.bsky.social · Oct 6

Me: I love eating macroplastics

Them: you'd be surprised how much is in your blood

SO: ...guys, he said MACROplastics

Me: one LEGO a day, like a vitamin

The Elitist Memist @elitistmemist.bsky.social · Oct 6

"Taylor is obsessed with numbers!"

You know who else was obsessed with numbers?

Euler.

His numbers may have been imaginary, but his love for them was not.

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The Elitist Memist @elitistmemist.bsky.social · Oct 6

#taylorswift #thelifeofashowgirl

The Elitist Memist @elitistmemist.bsky.social · Oct 5

Does #kevinhart even do comedy anymore....or is he just a full-time advertisement fuck now?

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The Elitist Memist @elitistmemist.bsky.social · Oct 1

Looking forward to me MedBed card
#trump #medbed

The Elitist Memist @elitistmemist.bsky.social · Sep 30

Imagine being such a huge turd that the government has to make laughing at your death illegal
#charliekirk

The Elitist Memist @elitistmemist.bsky.social · Sep 24

Ben Gesserit have selected me to produce a Kwisatz Haderach (I'm taking Tylenol while pregnant)
#tylenol #rfkjr #cdx #dune

The Elitist Memist @elitistmemist.bsky.social · Sep 24

Daily Tylenol to produce my own Kwisatz Haderach
#tylenol #dune #benegesserit

The Elitist Memist @elitistmemist.bsky.social · Sep 22

Apparently, ain't nothing more gay than being a Republican.

The Elitist Memist @elitistmemist.bsky.social · Sep 20

#erikakirk is a DEI hire, yes?

The Elitist Memist @elitistmemist.bsky.social · Sep 20

Person who's never shut the fuck up for a single goddamn second: 🚨 I'M DONE BEING SILENT!!!! 🤬🚨

The Elitist Memist @elitistmemist.bsky.social · Sep 19

Let me get this straight...The thing that was holding back Charlieb Kirk's wife was... #charliekirk?

Wh...what?

The Elitist Memist @elitistmemist.bsky.social · Sep 18

Silly pilled. Absolutely goof maxxing.

The Elitist Memist @elitistmemist.bsky.social · Sep 18

"A computer told me I was the prettiest girl in the world and I believed it and now I have trauma."

Sucks to suck 🤷‍♀️

The Elitist Memist @elitistmemist.bsky.social · Sep 15

Me: You talk a lot of shit for someone with such a fuckable mouth.

Interviewer: what

Me: what

The Elitist Memist @elitistmemist.bsky.social · Sep 14

A groyper is not a fish. Huh.