Elise Hart
@elisehart.bsky.social
Your Exclusive Sapio Companion.
Miami + Puerto Rico + FMTY
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China is eating our lunch while our country debates who deserves one.
www.euronews.com/video/2025/1...
www.euronews.com/video/2025/1...
Video. World’s first flying car factory begins production in China
Video. China’s Xpeng-owned Aridge has launched trial production at the world’s first flying car factory in Guangzhou, taking a major step toward commercializing next-generation transport.
www.euronews.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
China is eating our lunch while our country debates who deserves one.
www.euronews.com/video/2025/1...
www.euronews.com/video/2025/1...
Fun fact - I once prepared an entire turkey day spread for 10 on my own. For future requests, I now require an 8 hour minimum and a 50% deposit 🦃
November 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Fun fact - I once prepared an entire turkey day spread for 10 on my own. For future requests, I now require an 8 hour minimum and a 50% deposit 🦃
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November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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My version of rich and decadent. Foie gras and lobster rolls.
November 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
My version of rich and decadent. Foie gras and lobster rolls.
But seriously... what do y'all do with all your change? I have a bucket of it and it's stressing me out.
October 29, 2025 at 5:17 PM
But seriously... what do y'all do with all your change? I have a bucket of it and it's stressing me out.
When 'you exceeded my expectations' becomes a recurring compliment, I must be doing something right. Here's to hitting our own all time highs before the next crypto run, B 🥂
October 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
When 'you exceeded my expectations' becomes a recurring compliment, I must be doing something right. Here's to hitting our own all time highs before the next crypto run, B 🥂
The most effective leaders are rarely the loudest. They‘re doers who listen first, think deeply, and then act. It's fascinating that those best suited to lead desire it least. I would love to see more teachers, tradespeople, and intuitive givers in leadership positions.
What a world that would be.
What a world that would be.
October 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
The most effective leaders are rarely the loudest. They‘re doers who listen first, think deeply, and then act. It's fascinating that those best suited to lead desire it least. I would love to see more teachers, tradespeople, and intuitive givers in leadership positions.
What a world that would be.
What a world that would be.
Our dear Oz is a champion in the sex worker community. He’s caring, attentive, and aims for pure satisfaction. If you’re in London he should be at the top of your list for - Massages, Escorting and Pro Dom for Men, Women, Duos, Couples, Forced Bi and Cuckolding. You’ll love him 💜
October 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Our dear Oz is a champion in the sex worker community. He’s caring, attentive, and aims for pure satisfaction. If you’re in London he should be at the top of your list for - Massages, Escorting and Pro Dom for Men, Women, Duos, Couples, Forced Bi and Cuckolding. You’ll love him 💜
Hot take - Universal Healthcare programs should offer coverage for companionship services.
October 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Hot take - Universal Healthcare programs should offer coverage for companionship services.
I love this! Choice is key, however we often forget that we are the architect.
The secret is that every single one of your relationships has been defined by you, and therefore, you have the power to redefine them. You need only to ask yourself what kind of life would create the most fulfillment. ✨
The secret is that every single one of your relationships has been defined by you, and therefore, you have the power to redefine them. You need only to ask yourself what kind of life would create the most fulfillment. ✨
There’s no one way to define a relationship. It can be casual, sexy, romantic, or all of the above. The fun part is choosing the version that fits you best.
September 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I love this! Choice is key, however we often forget that we are the architect.
The secret is that every single one of your relationships has been defined by you, and therefore, you have the power to redefine them. You need only to ask yourself what kind of life would create the most fulfillment. ✨
The secret is that every single one of your relationships has been defined by you, and therefore, you have the power to redefine them. You need only to ask yourself what kind of life would create the most fulfillment. ✨
Neurodivergence can make the sweetest moments awkward. Case in point:
Him - “It’s very rare in life that expectations are met, let alone exceeded.”
Me - “Were you an English major?” with zero emotion but flushed from the inside out.
Thankfully, my actions do translate well 😏
Him - “It’s very rare in life that expectations are met, let alone exceeded.”
Me - “Were you an English major?” with zero emotion but flushed from the inside out.
Thankfully, my actions do translate well 😏
September 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Neurodivergence can make the sweetest moments awkward. Case in point:
Him - “It’s very rare in life that expectations are met, let alone exceeded.”
Me - “Were you an English major?” with zero emotion but flushed from the inside out.
Thankfully, my actions do translate well 😏
Him - “It’s very rare in life that expectations are met, let alone exceeded.”
Me - “Were you an English major?” with zero emotion but flushed from the inside out.
Thankfully, my actions do translate well 😏
Intimacy, to me, is our eyes lighting up during deep discussion, feeling safe when holding hands but trusted to lead a sensual journey, and nearly falling asleep while basking in our afterglow.
Vast Intellect alongside wonder is rare, P. I look forward to our next immersion 🥰🇵🇷
Vast Intellect alongside wonder is rare, P. I look forward to our next immersion 🥰🇵🇷
August 24, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Intimacy, to me, is our eyes lighting up during deep discussion, feeling safe when holding hands but trusted to lead a sensual journey, and nearly falling asleep while basking in our afterglow.
Vast Intellect alongside wonder is rare, P. I look forward to our next immersion 🥰🇵🇷
Vast Intellect alongside wonder is rare, P. I look forward to our next immersion 🥰🇵🇷
“In the beauty of Jiangnan, we drink together as true friends. Though thousands of miles apart, our hearts share the same feeling.”
An elegant nudge of encouragement for me to begin my journey into sushi making. Thank you, T. 💞
An elegant nudge of encouragement for me to begin my journey into sushi making. Thank you, T. 💞
August 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
“In the beauty of Jiangnan, we drink together as true friends. Though thousands of miles apart, our hearts share the same feeling.”
An elegant nudge of encouragement for me to begin my journey into sushi making. Thank you, T. 💞
An elegant nudge of encouragement for me to begin my journey into sushi making. Thank you, T. 💞
We need a mandated *AI generated* tag on viral media immediately and particularly before the midterms.
August 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
We need a mandated *AI generated* tag on viral media immediately and particularly before the midterms.
Request made and fulfilled. High heels to match high expectations (and a few other things too...)
August 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Request made and fulfilled. High heels to match high expectations (and a few other things too...)
Patience is overrated. I'd much rather craft little surprises for you with a devious smirk on my face while I eagerly anticipate our experience in the flesh.
Advance planning is of significant benefit to you 😘
Advance planning is of significant benefit to you 😘
August 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Patience is overrated. I'd much rather craft little surprises for you with a devious smirk on my face while I eagerly anticipate our experience in the flesh.
Advance planning is of significant benefit to you 😘
Advance planning is of significant benefit to you 😘
I feel seen.
I prefer authentic relationships over surface connections.
I'm fully engaged during passionate, 1 on 1 interaction.
I see only 7% of potential suitors.
When I gaze deeply into your eyes, my soul connects.
Wholly unscalable.
My exclusivity is born from necessity.
I prefer authentic relationships over surface connections.
I'm fully engaged during passionate, 1 on 1 interaction.
I see only 7% of potential suitors.
When I gaze deeply into your eyes, my soul connects.
Wholly unscalable.
My exclusivity is born from necessity.
July 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I feel seen.
I prefer authentic relationships over surface connections.
I'm fully engaged during passionate, 1 on 1 interaction.
I see only 7% of potential suitors.
When I gaze deeply into your eyes, my soul connects.
Wholly unscalable.
My exclusivity is born from necessity.
I prefer authentic relationships over surface connections.
I'm fully engaged during passionate, 1 on 1 interaction.
I see only 7% of potential suitors.
When I gaze deeply into your eyes, my soul connects.
Wholly unscalable.
My exclusivity is born from necessity.
"Fair as a lily, and not only the pride of life, but the desire of his eyes" - Charlotte Bronte
Thank you for adding fragrant beauty to my daily life, F.
(I choose not to disclose the room setting for privacy reasons - inside joke lol)
Thank you for adding fragrant beauty to my daily life, F.
(I choose not to disclose the room setting for privacy reasons - inside joke lol)
July 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
"Fair as a lily, and not only the pride of life, but the desire of his eyes" - Charlotte Bronte
Thank you for adding fragrant beauty to my daily life, F.
(I choose not to disclose the room setting for privacy reasons - inside joke lol)
Thank you for adding fragrant beauty to my daily life, F.
(I choose not to disclose the room setting for privacy reasons - inside joke lol)
My deepest desire is an epic “first date” every time we meet, with shy glances, hidden nerves, finishing each other’s sentences, and free falling in abandon, never knowing when next we’ll meet but full of anticipation. 🥰
July 9, 2025 at 2:46 PM
My deepest desire is an epic “first date” every time we meet, with shy glances, hidden nerves, finishing each other’s sentences, and free falling in abandon, never knowing when next we’ll meet but full of anticipation. 🥰
A peek for you. The rest is for his eyes alone.
July 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
A peek for you. The rest is for his eyes alone.
This but with boobies would be 🔥 Any daredevil photographers out there?
June 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
This but with boobies would be 🔥 Any daredevil photographers out there?
A couple of reasons I’ve started spending most of my time in Puerto Rico is that I feel much safer and generally healthier here.
Life expectancy on the island is 4 years longer than on the mainland.
Life expectancy on the island is 4 years longer than on the mainland.
June 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
A couple of reasons I’ve started spending most of my time in Puerto Rico is that I feel much safer and generally healthier here.
Life expectancy on the island is 4 years longer than on the mainland.
Life expectancy on the island is 4 years longer than on the mainland.
An example of how NOT to communicate.
Please don’t do this.
Please don’t do this.
June 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
An example of how NOT to communicate.
Please don’t do this.
Please don’t do this.
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Come on, Mark. You know that the valuation of social is based on engagement metrics and scale, not revenue, until they go public. They’ll keep raising funds until they IPO.
June 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Come on, Mark. You know that the valuation of social is based on engagement metrics and scale, not revenue, until they go public. They’ll keep raising funds until they IPO.