“I long to paint Marmee at her toils one day,” murmured Amy, coiling an already-perfect gossamer curl around a finger. Somewhere in the room, Beth coughed weakly.
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
“I long to paint Marmee at her toils one day,” murmured Amy, coiling an already-perfect gossamer curl around a finger. Somewhere in the room, Beth coughed weakly.
“Christmas won’t be Christmas without that gloppy bivalve soup Marmee likes to serve at the holidays,” exclaimed Jo, lying on a rug near the hearth, a book propped in front of her. Her sisters cooed in agreement. “Just what Pilgrim would have craved for his journey,” agreed practical Meg.
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
“Christmas won’t be Christmas without that gloppy bivalve soup Marmee likes to serve at the holidays,” exclaimed Jo, lying on a rug near the hearth, a book propped in front of her. Her sisters cooed in agreement. “Just what Pilgrim would have craved for his journey,” agreed practical Meg.
When I was growing up my mother insisted on making oyster stew on Christmas Eve. She claimed it was a dish my father grew up with and requested. I have no idea if that is true, all I know is that it was like a bowl of hot cream and butter with lumps of phlegm in it. 🤢
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
When I was growing up my mother insisted on making oyster stew on Christmas Eve. She claimed it was a dish my father grew up with and requested. I have no idea if that is true, all I know is that it was like a bowl of hot cream and butter with lumps of phlegm in it. 🤢
My daughter, in her bat mitzvah presentation: God is not a people person.
November 21, 2025 at 8:21 AM
My daughter, in her bat mitzvah presentation: God is not a people person.
Disapproving budgie.
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Disapproving budgie.
I haven’t enjoyed social media this much since Susan Orlean drunk-tweeted during the pandemic.
November 18, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I haven’t enjoyed social media this much since Susan Orlean drunk-tweeted during the pandemic.
Yeah, that metaphor deserved to be weeded out not unlike…you know, an unruly stand of bamboo.
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Yeah, that metaphor deserved to be weeded out not unlike…you know, an unruly stand of bamboo.
Honestly, they were clearly destined to be together, if only to prevent innocent people from being ensnared in horrible relationships with horrible mates.
November 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Honestly, they were clearly destined to be together, if only to prevent innocent people from being ensnared in horrible relationships with horrible mates.
Teeth, liver, fingernails, hair…gonna be nothing left of me by the midterms.
November 11, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Teeth, liver, fingernails, hair…gonna be nothing left of me by the midterms.
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November 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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My sister and I each give the other a present on our respective birthdays, and this year I gifted her a subscription for my birthday. Thanks Tim Onion!
October 31, 2025 at 1:28 AM
My sister and I each give the other a present on our respective birthdays, and this year I gifted her a subscription for my birthday. Thanks Tim Onion!
Smoltz makes my ears bleed. #WorldSeries
October 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Smoltz makes my ears bleed. #WorldSeries
Me listening to Smoltz every dang time:
a man with a beard is putting his hand on another man 's face while another man says shhhh .
Alt: a man with a beard is putting his hand on another man 's face while another man says shhhh .
media.tenor.com
October 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Me listening to Smoltz every dang time:
When that man finally exits this world I, for one, will celebrate. He is a vile malignancy on everything good and true. This country was far from perfect before he came along, and he has undone or damaged every sliver of progress we have made.
October 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
When that man finally exits this world I, for one, will celebrate. He is a vile malignancy on everything good and true. This country was far from perfect before he came along, and he has undone or damaged every sliver of progress we have made.
From red north Georgia. Never count us out.
October 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
From red north Georgia. Never count us out.
Nice turn out for #NoKings In #ClevelandGA (at least a couple of hundred). Lots of support from passing cars, a few frowns, no drama. Just the way we like it.
October 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Nice turn out for #NoKings In #ClevelandGA (at least a couple of hundred). Lots of support from passing cars, a few frowns, no drama. Just the way we like it.
Georgian here. I’m almost certain her recent change of heart is due to pushback from her voters and/or polling showing how unpopular maga policies are in her district. She is always looking out for herself. If someone else benefits, that’s just a happy coincidence.
October 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Georgian here. I’m almost certain her recent change of heart is due to pushback from her voters and/or polling showing how unpopular maga policies are in her district. She is always looking out for herself. If someone else benefits, that’s just a happy coincidence.
EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat.
Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.
www.politico.com
October 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Will you have any staff or reps at any of the other protests in the district?
October 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Will you have any staff or reps at any of the other protests in the district?
That’s a deluxe snuffle mat! Wonderful activity for him (and entertainment for you)! ❤️
September 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
That’s a deluxe snuffle mat! Wonderful activity for him (and entertainment for you)! ❤️
Centrism: the worst political trend, or the worst political trend ever?
September 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Centrism: the worst political trend, or the worst political trend ever?
It’s hard to summon sympathy about political violence in the face of a party that has mocked victims of it on the other side, or empathy towards a victim who was blasé about gun deaths and generally peddled extremism. I don’t plan to express my own FAFO thoughts, but I understand those who do.
September 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
It’s hard to summon sympathy about political violence in the face of a party that has mocked victims of it on the other side, or empathy towards a victim who was blasé about gun deaths and generally peddled extremism. I don’t plan to express my own FAFO thoughts, but I understand those who do.