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elfy.bsky.social
elf™
@elfy.bsky.social
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Smol woodland creature. Stealer of your keys, socks, & many foods. Hater of coconut. I ❤️ Moosens. Did I mention I live in a tree? Yes a VERY tall one. No, taller. Note: May cause irritation or chafing, NSFW
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · Sep 12
i wonder if or when he will be speaking in public again, after that image of his mouth drooping like that....i am thinking they will find any excuse to keep him from doing so

transparent, my elf ass
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elfy.bsky.social
elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · Sep 12
and the pic this week w/ his mouth drooping like he's had a decent sized stroke...what is going on with this train wreck of a guy?
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elfy.bsky.social
elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · Sep 12
Next up: Conversate
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · Sep 12
oki dokie, thank you!
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elfy.bsky.social
elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · Sep 12
I was hoping to ask Feisty too but I havent seen her...
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elfy.bsky.social
elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · Sep 12
its ok, mom was 87 so she did live a long time...we could have gotten through this too but things did not really work out like i'd have hoped...
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · Sep 12
soooo, if you know of anyone w/ a room to rent let me know lol....at some point i'll need one probably

(been considering getting a cargo van and just delivering cargo from place to place, too...might be fun? who knows)
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elfy.bsky.social
elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · Sep 12
yeah its been a hell of a year. i am just trying to move forward and make it.
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · Sep 12
so i am trying to find a place to go to and its really making me anxious as hell...
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elfy.bsky.social
elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · Sep 12
lol not really....my mom fell in January, then spent the rest of her time in/out of ER/ICUs/rehab facilities and wasnt really interested in doing any physical therapy....soooo....

She passed away in July so I am sorting that out w/ my sister, who is intent on selling moms house (where I am now)
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · Sep 12
its ok, just another thing to appreciate about 2025 lol
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elfy.bsky.social
elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · Sep 10
Maybe he could charm everyone and, you know, grab some folks by the pussy.

When you are a star you can get away with it.
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · Sep 10
meep, hello....how are you?

i am stuck'd in mississippi so i cant log in as often as i usually do
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elfy.bsky.social
elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · Sep 9
ekg? its devolved into Klan Hoods....noticed that years back
elfy.bsky.social
elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · Sep 8
Remind us what happened to your first wife, Donnie...
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elfy.bsky.social
elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · Sep 8
meep!
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · Sep 8
Can we buy him McDonalds gift certificates? I'll throw in 5 bucks...
elfy.bsky.social
elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · Aug 23
Its Log! Its Log!

Its big, its heavy, its wood!
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · Aug 23
what fits on your back, is good for a snack...
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elfy.bsky.social
elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · Aug 23
log rolls down stairs, alone and in pairs....
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elfy.bsky.social
elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · Aug 23
do it like dis?
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elfy.bsky.social
elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · Aug 22
oh that was sour
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · Aug 21
Anyone notice that Cracker Barrel re-branded or whatever?

The name change is to appeal more directly to their core customers.

Its just called Cr*cker.
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elfy.bsky.social
elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · Aug 21
Pictured: Cow Orker
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elf™ @elfy.bsky.social · Aug 21
Plot twist: Its all ass hair