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eldritchgirl.bsky.social
Meghan
@eldritchgirl.bsky.social
1.2K followers 220 following 4K posts
Writer, editor, nervous wreck. Just your friendly neighborhood goth disaster and music obsessed book nerd. No, I don't know why I'm like this either. Living past my half life. She/her, crone
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Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 1d
What
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Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 1d
It's FINEEE, it's not like he's named after a singer who sings about murder, death, and revenge. Don't worry about it
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Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 1d
He'd never!! Gerard is incredibly responsible!!
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Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 1d
No no, Gerard is a humble but classy kind of guy
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Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 1d
Thank you, Stephen
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Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 1d
He's a Honda Civic 😅
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Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 1d
GASP!!! Don't say that about Gerard!!!
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Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 1d
Gerard told me he needed an oil change :(
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Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 1d
Premee
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Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 1d
I am just such a deeply unserious person
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Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 1d
Leaving my car off for it's first oil change:

Mechanic: Okay great, anything else I need to know?

Me: Oh! Yes. His name is Gerard :) (pats car's hood like a trusty dog)

Mechanic: (the longest pause in human history) No, I meant, is the car making any noises or...?

Me: Oh... Um... No...
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Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 11d
A sad day for lovers of candlelight suppers and riparian entertainment 😔
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Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 11d
The genuine wail I let out upon hearing of the passing of Patricia Routledge. You have no idea how much Keeping Up Appearances influenced my sense of humor growing up. Hyacinth was a legend and I'm pouring one out for her from my Royal Doulton with the hand painted periwinkles
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Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 12d
That's just the lead singer from Kpop Demon Hunters
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Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 12d
.... damn, those are metal
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Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 12d
........ fuck, there are battle nuns?
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Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 12d
what

no

wait hold up
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Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 12d
You're taking everyone down with you
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Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 14d
Patron saint of having one brain cell
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Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 14d
Yes, I still do this every year
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Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 14d
Guess what time it is again
A copy of A Night In The Lonesome October by Roger Zelazny
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Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 14d
Imagine
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Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 14d
What are you, a red tailed hawk
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Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 14d
If you give a mouse a corner office...
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Meghan @eldritchgirl.bsky.social · 14d
This is a brilliant idea
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