helen parr.
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“I think you need to be a little more……flexible.”

~Helen Parr/Elastigirl
~He/Him Pronouns
~Marvel Roleplay
~Canon Divergent
~Minors DNI
~Any art used is not my own, will delete if requested.

Repost for mutuals?
i dunno. maybe on the cheeks. or the neck.

or the lips.
i just figured you’d do it somewhere else.
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"𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐞𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐨 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐥𝐲... 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧' 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐨𝐠𝐬, 𝐚𝐧' 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐲𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚𝐢𝐧'𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜 𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥. 𝐀𝐧' 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐞𝐥𝐭𝐲... 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐲𝐚 𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞."

𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐘 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍

|| #𝐄𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐧 ||

❤︎ & ↻
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ᴇᴠᴇʟʏɴ ᴅᴇᴀᴠᴏʀ.

ꜱᴄʀᴇᴇɴꜱʟᴀᴠᴇʀ ɪɴ ᴅɪꜱɢᴜɪꜱᴇ.

ᴡɪɴꜱᴛᴏɴ ᴅᴇᴀᴠᴏʀ’ꜱ ꜱɪꜱᴛᴇʀ.

ꜱᴇᴄʀᴇᴛɪᴠᴇ.

ꜱɴᴇᴀᴋʏ.

ꜱᴀʀᴄᴀꜱᴛɪᴄ.

ᴇᴠɪʟ.

ɪɴᴛᴇʟʟɪɢᴇɴᴛ.

ꜰʀᴏᴍ ɪɴᴄʀᴇᴅɪʙʟᴇꜱ ɪɪ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇ.

(ꜱꜰᴡ ʀᴘ/ɴꜱꜰᴡ ʀᴘ)

(ᴀᴅᴍɪɴ ɪꜱ ꜰʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴜꜱᴇꜱ ꜱʜᴇ/ʜᴇʀ ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴꜱ)
a cartoon character with a scarf around her neck is sitting in the water
ALT: a cartoon character with a scarf around her neck is sitting in the water
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[covering his mouth as he yawns.]
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠ𝘪 𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘵 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯 ,
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ . . .
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝘪𝘮 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘴 ♡︎

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ[ #𝙎𝙀𝘿𝙐𝘾𝙏𝙄𝙑𝙀𝙎𝙐𝙉𝘿𝘼𝙔 ]
do you actually and honestly believe that?
because……i’m a hero. i’m cursed to always see the good in people.
you’re right, i don’t understand. how can you like being this way?
that’s not true and you know it.
you really don’t need to be a bad person.
it’s not working though, is it?
you annoy me and yet, you captivate me.
why *am* i talking to you again?
……shut your smug ass up.

[grumble grumble.]
because that’s what you are.
i swear they choose me, i’m not choosing them.