Eric Jacobson
@ejacobson.bsky.social
Shit-posting Xennial. Unapologetic progressive/ally. Guitar nerd. Music production. Photography. Steelers/Lakers/Dodgers fanatic. Hot sauce snob. Punching Nazis is my love language.
This year, my secret to saving big on #BlackFriday is just bypassing capitalism under the #MAGA fascist regime entirely by making or stealing all of my loved ones' Christmas presents... follow me for more tips!
November 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This year, my secret to saving big on #BlackFriday is just bypassing capitalism under the #MAGA fascist regime entirely by making or stealing all of my loved ones' Christmas presents... follow me for more tips!
Every time #Trump Defense Secretary, Pete Hegseth, says anything about people like Mark Kelly, I can almost smell the hangover breath through my phone...
November 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Every time #Trump Defense Secretary, Pete Hegseth, says anything about people like Mark Kelly, I can almost smell the hangover breath through my phone...
So, this is why #Trump got all "handsy" with the bird at the ceremonial #Thanksgiving turkey pardon...
November 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
So, this is why #Trump got all "handsy" with the bird at the ceremonial #Thanksgiving turkey pardon...
Watching JD Vance address the military on #Thanksgiving makes me even less worried about him as a serious contender for president in 2028... #Trump walked so that this dude could stumble.
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Watching JD Vance address the military on #Thanksgiving makes me even less worried about him as a serious contender for president in 2028... #Trump walked so that this dude could stumble.
The only stuffing Stephen Miller likes is illegally stuffing minorities into concentration camps... #HappyThanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The only stuffing Stephen Miller likes is illegally stuffing minorities into concentration camps... #HappyThanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
If anyone from my family was dumb enough to be a MAGA cultist, the first thing I'd clapback with at the inevitable #Thanksgiving debate would be how #Trump is doing the same thing to their paychecks that he's doing to his poll numbers...
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
If anyone from my family was dumb enough to be a MAGA cultist, the first thing I'd clapback with at the inevitable #Thanksgiving debate would be how #Trump is doing the same thing to their paychecks that he's doing to his poll numbers...
#Trump wants to rename the Republican party after himself, as if that would be catchier or more accurate than just calling them Nazis...
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
#Trump wants to rename the Republican party after himself, as if that would be catchier or more accurate than just calling them Nazis...
I can't stand Elon Musk, but I am enjoying the irony of #Trump supporters who follow the foreign propaganda accounts on Twitter trying to call anyone else "stupid"...
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I can't stand Elon Musk, but I am enjoying the irony of #Trump supporters who follow the foreign propaganda accounts on Twitter trying to call anyone else "stupid"...
First they came for the White House Press Secretary's sister-in-law, and I did not speak out—because I was too busy laughing at the #MAGA Nazis for getting a taste of their own medicine... #AbolishICE
November 26, 2025 at 4:39 AM
First they came for the White House Press Secretary's sister-in-law, and I did not speak out—because I was too busy laughing at the #MAGA Nazis for getting a taste of their own medicine... #AbolishICE
November 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
#Trump should have gotten "The #Bolsonaro Vacation" four years ago...
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
#Trump should have gotten "The #Bolsonaro Vacation" four years ago...
#Trump REALLY wants #RushHour4 to get made, even at the expense of a few thousand jobs, because—of course—kleptocratic pedophiles think that minorities being racist to each other for 90 minutes is funny...
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
#Trump REALLY wants #RushHour4 to get made, even at the expense of a few thousand jobs, because—of course—kleptocratic pedophiles think that minorities being racist to each other for 90 minutes is funny...
The vibes on X as soon as Elon enabled the account location features:
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The vibes on X as soon as Elon enabled the account location features:
November 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Reposted by Eric Jacobson
I don’t know if the right will ever stop using socialism & communism as scare words. But it’s time for moderate Dems to stop flinching every time the right yells “Democrat socialist” Start learning the lessons right in front of them from Mamdani’s candidacy and his win.
It’s affordability, stupid‼️
It’s affordability, stupid‼️
November 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I don’t know if the right will ever stop using socialism & communism as scare words. But it’s time for moderate Dems to stop flinching every time the right yells “Democrat socialist” Start learning the lessons right in front of them from Mamdani’s candidacy and his win.
It’s affordability, stupid‼️
It’s affordability, stupid‼️
I can't be the only one who's questioning Marjorie Taylor Greene's resignation date...
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I can't be the only one who's questioning Marjorie Taylor Greene's resignation date...
