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Building jokes, growing weird stuff, and printing dissent.
DIY satire for late-stage everything.
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DIY satire for late-stage everything.
→ mildlyironicgoods.etsy.com | beacons.ai/eghatchett
I used to think Bond villains with private armies was cartoonish fiction—until I saw masked ICE agents abducting people in unmarked vans.
Turns out, tragically, henchmen were never the logistical problem.
They just needed enough good people to do nothing.
Turns out, tragically, henchmen were never the logistical problem.
They just needed enough good people to do nothing.
July 12, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I used to think Bond villains with private armies was cartoonish fiction—until I saw masked ICE agents abducting people in unmarked vans.
Turns out, tragically, henchmen were never the logistical problem.
They just needed enough good people to do nothing.
Turns out, tragically, henchmen were never the logistical problem.
They just needed enough good people to do nothing.
Reposted by eghatchett.com
Imma gay guy now ?!
February 23, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Imma gay guy now ?!
🧠 One Brain Cell Left – a visualizer & satirical rap about Musk, Trump, and the erosion of everything.
No side taken. Just targets painted.
Full video + lyrics: [YouTube link]
#Satire #CRISIS #OneBrainCellLeft #TrumpVsElon #AIArt #Eghatchett #DoomscrollRap
No side taken. Just targets painted.
Full video + lyrics: [YouTube link]
#Satire #CRISIS #OneBrainCellLeft #TrumpVsElon #AIArt #Eghatchett #DoomscrollRap
June 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
🧠 One Brain Cell Left – a visualizer & satirical rap about Musk, Trump, and the erosion of everything.
No side taken. Just targets painted.
Full video + lyrics: [YouTube link]
#Satire #CRISIS #OneBrainCellLeft #TrumpVsElon #AIArt #Eghatchett #DoomscrollRap
No side taken. Just targets painted.
Full video + lyrics: [YouTube link]
#Satire #CRISIS #OneBrainCellLeft #TrumpVsElon #AIArt #Eghatchett #DoomscrollRap
code brown.
repeat — we have a runner.
surveillance footage leaked. taco involved.
get the shirt.
🌮🐔 mildlyironicgoods.com
#taco #codebrown #satirewear #graphictee #mildlyironic
repeat — we have a runner.
surveillance footage leaked. taco involved.
get the shirt.
🌮🐔 mildlyironicgoods.com
#taco #codebrown #satirewear #graphictee #mildlyironic
June 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
code brown.
repeat — we have a runner.
surveillance footage leaked. taco involved.
get the shirt.
🌮🐔 mildlyironicgoods.com
#taco #codebrown #satirewear #graphictee #mildlyironic
repeat — we have a runner.
surveillance footage leaked. taco involved.
get the shirt.
🌮🐔 mildlyironicgoods.com
#taco #codebrown #satirewear #graphictee #mildlyironic
Three shirts. One man. No HR department.
mildlyironicgoods.etsy.com
mildlyironicgoods.etsy.com
May 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Three shirts. One man. No HR department.
mildlyironicgoods.etsy.com
mildlyironicgoods.etsy.com
No king.
No compromise.
Just a penguin and the end of a reign.
mildlyironicgoods.etsy.com
Link in bio.
#MildlyIronicGoods #satirewearswell #resist #PenguinProtest #funnyshirt #darkhumor #TshirtsThatJudgeYouBack #SmallBusiness #NoMastersNoKings #SicSemperTyrannis
No compromise.
Just a penguin and the end of a reign.
mildlyironicgoods.etsy.com
Link in bio.
#MildlyIronicGoods #satirewearswell #resist #PenguinProtest #funnyshirt #darkhumor #TshirtsThatJudgeYouBack #SmallBusiness #NoMastersNoKings #SicSemperTyrannis
May 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
No king.
No compromise.
Just a penguin and the end of a reign.
mildlyironicgoods.etsy.com
Link in bio.
#MildlyIronicGoods #satirewearswell #resist #PenguinProtest #funnyshirt #darkhumor #TshirtsThatJudgeYouBack #SmallBusiness #NoMastersNoKings #SicSemperTyrannis
No compromise.
Just a penguin and the end of a reign.
mildlyironicgoods.etsy.com
Link in bio.
#MildlyIronicGoods #satirewearswell #resist #PenguinProtest #funnyshirt #darkhumor #TshirtsThatJudgeYouBack #SmallBusiness #NoMastersNoKings #SicSemperTyrannis
🔗 etsy.com/shop/MildlyIronicGoods
No throne.
No leash.
No obedience.
Just a shirt.
Just refusal.
Worn in plain sight.
#MildlyIronicGoods #satirewearswell #resist #funnyshirt #darkhumor #smallbusiness #TshirtsThatJudgeYouBack #NoMastersNoKings
No throne.
No leash.
No obedience.
Just a shirt.
Just refusal.
Worn in plain sight.
#MildlyIronicGoods #satirewearswell #resist #funnyshirt #darkhumor #smallbusiness #TshirtsThatJudgeYouBack #NoMastersNoKings
April 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
🔗 etsy.com/shop/MildlyIronicGoods
No throne.
No leash.
No obedience.
Just a shirt.
Just refusal.
Worn in plain sight.
#MildlyIronicGoods #satirewearswell #resist #funnyshirt #darkhumor #smallbusiness #TshirtsThatJudgeYouBack #NoMastersNoKings
No throne.
No leash.
No obedience.
Just a shirt.
Just refusal.
Worn in plain sight.
#MildlyIronicGoods #satirewearswell #resist #funnyshirt #darkhumor #smallbusiness #TshirtsThatJudgeYouBack #NoMastersNoKings
Peace Was Never an Option
They imposed tariffs on an island with no commerce.
No people. Only penguins.
And still… they resisted.
Now available as a shirt from Mildly Ironic Goods:
mildlyironicgoods.etsy.com
#satirewearswell #penguinprotest #indieapparel #funnytshirt #mildlyironicgoods #resist
They imposed tariffs on an island with no commerce.
No people. Only penguins.
And still… they resisted.
Now available as a shirt from Mildly Ironic Goods:
mildlyironicgoods.etsy.com
#satirewearswell #penguinprotest #indieapparel #funnytshirt #mildlyironicgoods #resist
April 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Peace Was Never an Option
They imposed tariffs on an island with no commerce.
No people. Only penguins.
And still… they resisted.
Now available as a shirt from Mildly Ironic Goods:
mildlyironicgoods.etsy.com
#satirewearswell #penguinprotest #indieapparel #funnytshirt #mildlyironicgoods #resist
They imposed tariffs on an island with no commerce.
No people. Only penguins.
And still… they resisted.
Now available as a shirt from Mildly Ironic Goods:
mildlyironicgoods.etsy.com
#satirewearswell #penguinprotest #indieapparel #funnytshirt #mildlyironicgoods #resist
I keep repeating this preamble, "i hate to sound alarmist but", but maybe i'm not so sure, maybe an alarm is what we need right now....
youtu.be/Xkg7dp1QY9k?...
youtu.be/Xkg7dp1QY9k?...
Willy Wonka Tunnel Song
YouTube video by Craig Phillip
youtu.be
February 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I keep repeating this preamble, "i hate to sound alarmist but", but maybe i'm not so sure, maybe an alarm is what we need right now....
youtu.be/Xkg7dp1QY9k?...
youtu.be/Xkg7dp1QY9k?...
Trying to propagate some cushion moss (leucobryum glaucum), fern moss (thuidium delicatulum) and sphagnum moss, along with some creeping fig (ficus pumila), on some 3D printed trellises I made.
#plants #planting #covfefe #plantlife #moss
#plants #planting #covfefe #plantlife #moss
February 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Trying to propagate some cushion moss (leucobryum glaucum), fern moss (thuidium delicatulum) and sphagnum moss, along with some creeping fig (ficus pumila), on some 3D printed trellises I made.
#plants #planting #covfefe #plantlife #moss
#plants #planting #covfefe #plantlife #moss
February 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
January 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Reposted by eghatchett.com
Going to hear a lot more stories like this. #DGG #Daliban AMERICA FAILED THE TEST, and we had YEARS to study for it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDp_...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDp_...
MAGA The Bitter Sweet Awakening
YouTube video by Dark Brandon
www.youtube.com
November 23, 2024 at 10:01 AM
Going to hear a lot more stories like this. #DGG #Daliban AMERICA FAILED THE TEST, and we had YEARS to study for it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDp_...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDp_...
Mini Gladiator II review: Denzel Washington great performance as usual, Pedro Pascal also great. The story was interesting but maybe a little to close the original plot. It's an entertaining movie worth a watch IMO. I enjoy most of Ridley Scott's work. #gladiatorII #ridleyscott #movies #cinema
November 22, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Mini Gladiator II review: Denzel Washington great performance as usual, Pedro Pascal also great. The story was interesting but maybe a little to close the original plot. It's an entertaining movie worth a watch IMO. I enjoy most of Ridley Scott's work. #gladiatorII #ridleyscott #movies #cinema
Time to put this one back out in the window
November 16, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Time to put this one back out in the window
