Egg Slice
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· Oct 21
People worry about kids these days having unrestricted access to the internet. But as a kid I had unrestricted access to Top Gear repeats and I think that might have been as equally as detrimental
A sketch where a west country farmer gets called woke for calling someone 'arded' because he misunderstood retarded as 'right arded'
"He's fuckin reet arded that one"
Is this anything?
"He's fuckin reet arded that one"
Is this anything?
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
A sketch where a west country farmer gets called woke for calling someone 'arded' because he misunderstood retarded as 'right arded'
"He's fuckin reet arded that one"
Is this anything?
"He's fuckin reet arded that one"
Is this anything?
If you really think about it, is it doom scrolling or goon scrolling?
November 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If you really think about it, is it doom scrolling or goon scrolling?
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This is not challenging my theory that everything within 500m of the east coast is deeply fucking weird.
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
This is not challenging my theory that everything within 500m of the east coast is deeply fucking weird.
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Llandudno should aim to get the longest zebra crossing in the world... 75 meters
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Llandudno should aim to get the longest zebra crossing in the world... 75 meters
My last 3 brain cells
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
My last 3 brain cells
Reaching levels of incompetence that the Tories didn't even get to
November 26, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Reaching levels of incompetence that the Tories didn't even get to
I come to BlueSky for the hottest takes. My favourite one today has been that fruit and vegetables cause obesity
Fruit and vegetables causes obesity, do we make them more costly for the working class too?
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I come to BlueSky for the hottest takes. My favourite one today has been that fruit and vegetables cause obesity
Keeping a collection
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Keeping a collection
Where do I vote
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Where do I vote
I SAID A HIP HOP A HIP I DIP MY DICK IN THE SALSA DIP, ON A TACO TUESDAYYY
CAN I SPAFF ON YOUR BOOBLAYS
feel free to say no
CAN I SPAFF ON YOUR BOOBLAYS
feel free to say no
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I SAID A HIP HOP A HIP I DIP MY DICK IN THE SALSA DIP, ON A TACO TUESDAYYY
CAN I SPAFF ON YOUR BOOBLAYS
feel free to say no
CAN I SPAFF ON YOUR BOOBLAYS
feel free to say no
What a photogenic Haka
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
What a photogenic Haka
maps.app.goo.gl
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Just want to be on top of Tryfan
November 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Just want to be on top of Tryfan
Hahaha
BREAKING: The former leader of Reform in Wales, Nathan Gill, has been sentenced to ten and half years in prison for taking bribes to pump out Russian propaganda.
Gill was paid thousands to make pro-Russia speeches and TV interviews.
Gill was paid thousands to make pro-Russia speeches and TV interviews.
November 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Hahaha
New company policy:
Does the code work? Yes
Is it painfully slow? No
Then it's good to go. Fuck standards. Don't care if the code is aids, send it. Don't even bother with PR lad just commit it straight to master
Does the code work? Yes
Is it painfully slow? No
Then it's good to go. Fuck standards. Don't care if the code is aids, send it. Don't even bother with PR lad just commit it straight to master
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
New company policy:
Does the code work? Yes
Is it painfully slow? No
Then it's good to go. Fuck standards. Don't care if the code is aids, send it. Don't even bother with PR lad just commit it straight to master
Does the code work? Yes
Is it painfully slow? No
Then it's good to go. Fuck standards. Don't care if the code is aids, send it. Don't even bother with PR lad just commit it straight to master
Yeah I'm skeptical but there is no chance that they're actually about to release the Epstein files. All republicans and Trump have just agreed to release them? Yeah they're not real. They'll be censored to shit, it won't be all the files, there will be something up.
Nothing ever happens.
Nothing ever happens.
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Yeah I'm skeptical but there is no chance that they're actually about to release the Epstein files. All republicans and Trump have just agreed to release them? Yeah they're not real. They'll be censored to shit, it won't be all the files, there will be something up.
Nothing ever happens.
Nothing ever happens.
November 19, 2025 at 10:22 AM
"Let's just do common sense politics"
No actually let's not. The real world is fucking complicated. Real fucking complicated. For example, saying that we should get rid of foreign aid is horrificly stupid. Have you studied the long term socioeconomic benefits of the aid in the countries we provide..
No actually let's not. The real world is fucking complicated. Real fucking complicated. For example, saying that we should get rid of foreign aid is horrificly stupid. Have you studied the long term socioeconomic benefits of the aid in the countries we provide..
November 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
"Let's just do common sense politics"
No actually let's not. The real world is fucking complicated. Real fucking complicated. For example, saying that we should get rid of foreign aid is horrificly stupid. Have you studied the long term socioeconomic benefits of the aid in the countries we provide..
No actually let's not. The real world is fucking complicated. Real fucking complicated. For example, saying that we should get rid of foreign aid is horrificly stupid. Have you studied the long term socioeconomic benefits of the aid in the countries we provide..
As much as I want the ai bubble to explode, it's difficult to look forward to because of how it will impact normal people. Go check your pension, a decent percentage of it is probably in Nvidia.
When these companies fail on trillions worth of investments, it's not on them, because we'll pay for it
When these companies fail on trillions worth of investments, it's not on them, because we'll pay for it
November 18, 2025 at 9:40 AM
As much as I want the ai bubble to explode, it's difficult to look forward to because of how it will impact normal people. Go check your pension, a decent percentage of it is probably in Nvidia.
When these companies fail on trillions worth of investments, it's not on them, because we'll pay for it
When these companies fail on trillions worth of investments, it's not on them, because we'll pay for it
More evidence towards the fact that we should ban twitter
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
More evidence towards the fact that we should ban twitter
Honestly I think I'm mostly aware of trans people because y'all seem to be the best at shitposting, keep that up
It's Trans Awareness Week! So increase your weekly awareness of us by reading our stories.
(Our books also make great holiday gifts for your conservative relatives you'd like to never speak to you again!)
(Our books also make great holiday gifts for your conservative relatives you'd like to never speak to you again!)
On that note:
Trans authors (I mean authors who are trans, NOT cis people who write about trans people), drop your book links here and I'll try to repost as many as I can throughout the day.
Cis people: Repost trans authors' book links.
Cis people who want to complain about being excluded: gtfo
Trans authors (I mean authors who are trans, NOT cis people who write about trans people), drop your book links here and I'll try to repost as many as I can throughout the day.
Cis people: Repost trans authors' book links.
Cis people who want to complain about being excluded: gtfo
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Honestly I think I'm mostly aware of trans people because y'all seem to be the best at shitposting, keep that up
Twitter should be illegal
November 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Twitter should be illegal
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The only reason we have free milk in schools is because the dairy industry lobbied the government to put it there.
Big milk is brainwashing kids
Big milk is brainwashing kids
January 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
The only reason we have free milk in schools is because the dairy industry lobbied the government to put it there.
Big milk is brainwashing kids
Big milk is brainwashing kids
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real talk: the milkshake tax is fine. it's just bringing a sugary drink in line with the tax rate of other sugary drinks.
it's weird that because it was a dairy product it got to bypass the sugar tax in the first place.
it's weird that because it was a dairy product it got to bypass the sugar tax in the first place.
November 16, 2025 at 8:09 PM
real talk: the milkshake tax is fine. it's just bringing a sugary drink in line with the tax rate of other sugary drinks.
it's weird that because it was a dairy product it got to bypass the sugar tax in the first place.
it's weird that because it was a dairy product it got to bypass the sugar tax in the first place.