I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.

gm to my 2 mutuals who actually post on this app

another one of those weeks

30 million hot dogs

oh yeah that's a bug

gm bsky

happy friday everyone

one of those days the weather is so good i think about believing in god

oh no i just bungo'ed my man. what should i do ?? please help

that's right your horrible little thoughts should be allowed to fester in the darkness like god intended

omg we have the rare opportunity to sustain all our cultural practices from our ancestral home !! free from the great public eye in our new place we can write illegible little posts and shroud ourselves in ambiguity !! i cant wait to write my perfect little ironic messages to my friends 🥰

train

ok time to write my paper

i think about his smoothie recipe almost literally every day 😫

oh hey now if you want a feature you can put up a pr and have it get bikeshedded for six months instead of simply being ignored

hey dm me if i know you from wtitter thanks