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katie but spooky
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enjoy every sandwich. effete antifa supersoldier. maineah. power to the people.
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based on aesthetics ONLY, not the country’s politics or military
i’ve been trying to memorize the flag of every country lately, my faves in no particular order:

bhutan
morocco
sri lanka
albania
suriname
north korea
israel
micronesia
macedonia
timor leste
barbados
bahamas
south sudan
nepal
bosnia + herzegovina
graham platner seems to be asking me to give him the benefit of the doubt a lot lately. good thing i can review his track record as a legislator instead of just going by vibes oh wait
that we know of, maybe there’s a video out there of him drunkenly whipping off his shirt during mardi gras to reveal a rising sun flag tattoo idk
you do not under any circumstances gotta hand it to jared golden but he did manage to serve in the marines without getting a huge nazi chest tat
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Oh you're trying to say the cost of living is skyrocketing?

Donald Trump can't hear you over the sound of bulldozers demolishing a wing of the White House to build a new grand ballroom.
what with all the recent talk about not getting into heaven, i’m starting to wonder if trump thinks getting a nobel peace prize means god is like. required by law to let him into heaven
i like platner so far, i’m planning to vote for him, and i don’t really see any problem with janet entering the race. if he’s really captured the hearts and minds of mainers, he’ll win ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
there’s a dash of kevin mccarthy in there too
the only murders in the building season 2 killer (i’m pretty sure, i still have two episodes left) bears a striking resemblance to my job’s HR guy
i can do this bs too, “calcium carbonate’s link to seasonal affective disorder is unproven. but hundreds of americans every year develop hypercalcemia from using tums.”
like what the fuck is this shit, new york times
donald trump: tylenol causes autism
normal people: wtf no it doesn’t
very smart centrists: uhm actually 🤓☝️ acetaminophen can cause liver damage if taken in excess, checkmate libs
it almost goes without saying but it’s uh. not a great sign for the megop that the strongest candidate they can field hasn’t held office since 2018 and got stomped in the last election he ran in
maybe too optimistic of me to say, but i honestly don’t think paul lepage has the juice anymore, and i def don’t think jared golden is the only politician who could beat him
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The Speaker of the House has firm views that Bad Bunny is a terrible pick for singing at the Super Bowl, but hasn't had time to watch the President's speech to our military leadership or form an opinion whether furloughed federal workers should be paid or Illinois' governor should be thrown in jail.
i think it’s been long enough that we can acknowledge it was totally inappropriate for hillary clinton to suggest that 50% of trump supporters are deplorable, when the real number is closer to 100%
buffalo springfield 🎶shake it🎶
super cool classic rock fan confession, i invariably read the name of the band buffalo springfield to the tune of babylon sisters by steely dan