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@effisp.bsky.social
coughing up a big bug and raising it as my son
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Fat Fuck
@effisp.bsky.social
· Dec 27
"Sex with women used to feel good. Now, it doesn't. What is going on? Now, honest, hard-working American men need to have sex with men. Who is doing this? Us here at Fox News believe it's something called 'cute boys'. More later"
if plankton renamed his restaurant to the cum bucket i think he'd get more customers
February 15, 2026 at 6:19 AM
if plankton renamed his restaurant to the cum bucket i think he'd get more customers
instead of valentines day it should be palentines day and we get to have gay sex with our homies
February 13, 2026 at 9:05 PM
instead of valentines day it should be palentines day and we get to have gay sex with our homies
i call the river thames 'thim'
January 31, 2026 at 12:33 AM
i call the river thames 'thim'
why did we move from currency being backed by gold to currency being backed by an italian car brand?
January 31, 2026 at 12:31 AM
why did we move from currency being backed by gold to currency being backed by an italian car brand?
if cacti were sentient do you think pulling out their spines would make them scream in pleasure, or pain?
January 29, 2026 at 10:18 PM
if cacti were sentient do you think pulling out their spines would make them scream in pleasure, or pain?
if i was a scientist i would invent sex pests (cockroaches that sneak into your room while you're having sex and jerk off)
January 28, 2026 at 11:36 PM
if i was a scientist i would invent sex pests (cockroaches that sneak into your room while you're having sex and jerk off)
id let these little sluts slob my knob any day
January 25, 2026 at 2:38 PM
id let these little sluts slob my knob any day
they should make a dick pill that makes me NOT get hard when i see a hot guy
January 22, 2026 at 2:22 PM
they should make a dick pill that makes me NOT get hard when i see a hot guy
if steve harvey actually played meet n fuck kingdom, he'd actually understand the stalwart timelessness of the genre and its rightful place as modern art
January 19, 2026 at 4:15 PM
if steve harvey actually played meet n fuck kingdom, he'd actually understand the stalwart timelessness of the genre and its rightful place as modern art
waiting for the moment my wife gives birth to then force her to pick his name from this list
January 16, 2026 at 11:27 AM
waiting for the moment my wife gives birth to then force her to pick his name from this list
changing my pet name of pussy to rhino to show my reverence of such a powerful beast
January 16, 2026 at 11:22 AM
changing my pet name of pussy to rhino to show my reverence of such a powerful beast
im one of the few intellectuals actively rooting for the bogdanoffing of aging male actors - the art form of film needs more mickey rourke's!
January 16, 2026 at 11:11 AM
im one of the few intellectuals actively rooting for the bogdanoffing of aging male actors - the art form of film needs more mickey rourke's!
god is a black trans queen and she's sending me straight to hell for laughing at cumtown
January 16, 2026 at 11:09 AM
god is a black trans queen and she's sending me straight to hell for laughing at cumtown
if a dog beat me at an award for humans id fucking kill myself
January 12, 2026 at 6:36 AM
if a dog beat me at an award for humans id fucking kill myself
getting a tear-drop tattoo for every abortion i make my gf get
January 11, 2026 at 9:28 PM
getting a tear-drop tattoo for every abortion i make my gf get
hey chatgpt, generate my cock in your ass 😜
January 10, 2026 at 12:18 PM
hey chatgpt, generate my cock in your ass 😜
damn ariana grande got really fat for wicked hopefully she can shed a couple of pounds
January 8, 2026 at 3:00 AM
damn ariana grande got really fat for wicked hopefully she can shed a couple of pounds
I asked my down syndrome cousin what his favourite snack is and he handed me his box of crayons
January 7, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I asked my down syndrome cousin what his favourite snack is and he handed me his box of crayons
making a porn parody of john wick called long dick and he fucks everyone that neutered his dog
January 7, 2026 at 2:43 AM
making a porn parody of john wick called long dick and he fucks everyone that neutered his dog
looking for an autistic baddie who's special interests are cooking and power rangers
January 2, 2026 at 11:48 PM
looking for an autistic baddie who's special interests are cooking and power rangers
they should invent pants that make your farts louder
December 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
they should invent pants that make your farts louder
you think the grinch's asshole is bleached?
December 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
you think the grinch's asshole is bleached?
the beachside body positivity convention has been renamed 'the bay of pigs'
December 20, 2025 at 10:22 AM
the beachside body positivity convention has been renamed 'the bay of pigs'
they should change the official title of a stay at home wife to house bitch
December 19, 2025 at 9:02 AM
they should change the official title of a stay at home wife to house bitch
i made an obvious shitpost on reddit and half the replies are taking it seriously that website fucking sucks
December 18, 2025 at 9:14 AM
i made an obvious shitpost on reddit and half the replies are taking it seriously that website fucking sucks