Saretta
@eepysaretta.bsky.social
I am actually an eepy single 30s asocial trans cat lady but without cats.
A single-player gamer IT enthusiast but too dumb and burned out to learn proper programming.
A single-player gamer IT enthusiast but too dumb and burned out to learn proper programming.
They will never hate me as much as I hate myself.
They are still able to hurt somehow...
They are still able to hurt somehow...
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
They will never hate me as much as I hate myself.
They are still able to hurt somehow...
They are still able to hurt somehow...
It is so cute and lovely 🥰
October 19, 2025 at 6:50 AM
It is so cute and lovely 🥰
People: How are you?
Me: I still didn't go out wearing only slips and holding lettuce in my hand while shouting "Mooo I'm a cow", so I guess I'm mentally fine...
Me: I still didn't go out wearing only slips and holding lettuce in my hand while shouting "Mooo I'm a cow", so I guess I'm mentally fine...
September 20, 2025 at 9:16 AM
People: How are you?
Me: I still didn't go out wearing only slips and holding lettuce in my hand while shouting "Mooo I'm a cow", so I guess I'm mentally fine...
Me: I still didn't go out wearing only slips and holding lettuce in my hand while shouting "Mooo I'm a cow", so I guess I'm mentally fine...
September 12, 2025 at 9:38 AM
August 31, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Makeup is like cuddles.
I know I used to love it but I don't remember how to do it anymore.
#transmeme
I know I used to love it but I don't remember how to do it anymore.
#transmeme
August 10, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Makeup is like cuddles.
I know I used to love it but I don't remember how to do it anymore.
#transmeme
I know I used to love it but I don't remember how to do it anymore.
#transmeme
A transfem's most erogenous place is her gaming setup.
Touching it with her consent and she will get her horny, but doing it without her is consent is a terrible thing.
#transmeme
Touching it with her consent and she will get her horny, but doing it without her is consent is a terrible thing.
#transmeme
July 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
A transfem's most erogenous place is her gaming setup.
Touching it with her consent and she will get her horny, but doing it without her is consent is a terrible thing.
#transmeme
Touching it with her consent and she will get her horny, but doing it without her is consent is a terrible thing.
#transmeme
She is definitely an ancestor of mine. We have the same boobs.
July 30, 2025 at 6:47 AM
She is definitely an ancestor of mine. We have the same boobs.
July 27, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Even my imaginary friend is too busy to spend time with me.
July 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Even my imaginary friend is too busy to spend time with me.
As a trans woman I would like to be cute and have boobs.
As an introvert I am relieved that annoying men ignore me because I am ugly and flat.
#transmeme
As an introvert I am relieved that annoying men ignore me because I am ugly and flat.
#transmeme
July 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
As a trans woman I would like to be cute and have boobs.
As an introvert I am relieved that annoying men ignore me because I am ugly and flat.
#transmeme
As an introvert I am relieved that annoying men ignore me because I am ugly and flat.
#transmeme
I totally agree but didn't find a solution yet.
July 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I totally agree but didn't find a solution yet.
I know I gained weight and I may be less attractive, but I don't deserve this 🥺🥺
July 2, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I know I gained weight and I may be less attractive, but I don't deserve this 🥺🥺
If they are cute, they must be petted. I don't make the rules.
It's valid for your transfem friends too.
#transmeme
It's valid for your transfem friends too.
#transmeme
July 2, 2025 at 8:13 AM
If they are cute, they must be petted. I don't make the rules.
It's valid for your transfem friends too.
#transmeme
It's valid for your transfem friends too.
#transmeme
I'm still too ugly.
The only surgery that can fix how i feel looking at a mirror is eyes removal.
It would fix much more, like feeling bad noticing how people look at me.
#transmeme
The only surgery that can fix how i feel looking at a mirror is eyes removal.
It would fix much more, like feeling bad noticing how people look at me.
#transmeme
June 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I'm still too ugly.
The only surgery that can fix how i feel looking at a mirror is eyes removal.
It would fix much more, like feeling bad noticing how people look at me.
#transmeme
The only surgery that can fix how i feel looking at a mirror is eyes removal.
It would fix much more, like feeling bad noticing how people look at me.
#transmeme
Me
June 21, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Me
I would like to be a duck. Ducks are cool.
June 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I would like to be a duck. Ducks are cool.
This is from the manual of my vacuum cleaner. Really.
June 2, 2025 at 11:59 AM
This is from the manual of my vacuum cleaner. Really.
June 2, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Being transfem as a gamer isn't so strange if I think about it as "bundle with joystick included".
Logical followups could be "I still prefer keyboards and mouse" or "oh, ok i'm fine anyway". Both valid, "cool, may I add another one?" is valid too.
#transmemes
Logical followups could be "I still prefer keyboards and mouse" or "oh, ok i'm fine anyway". Both valid, "cool, may I add another one?" is valid too.
#transmemes
May 25, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Being transfem as a gamer isn't so strange if I think about it as "bundle with joystick included".
Logical followups could be "I still prefer keyboards and mouse" or "oh, ok i'm fine anyway". Both valid, "cool, may I add another one?" is valid too.
#transmemes
Logical followups could be "I still prefer keyboards and mouse" or "oh, ok i'm fine anyway". Both valid, "cool, may I add another one?" is valid too.
#transmemes
In an RPG game:
"This magical weaapon is twice as strong, but makes alle the monsters stink ten times as much"
"This looks great. I would use it since the smell doesn't affect stats."
"Wouldn't you feel bad about your character being uncomfortable?"
"This magical weaapon is twice as strong, but makes alle the monsters stink ten times as much"
"This looks great. I would use it since the smell doesn't affect stats."
"Wouldn't you feel bad about your character being uncomfortable?"
May 18, 2025 at 11:43 AM
In an RPG game:
"This magical weaapon is twice as strong, but makes alle the monsters stink ten times as much"
"This looks great. I would use it since the smell doesn't affect stats."
"Wouldn't you feel bad about your character being uncomfortable?"
"This magical weaapon is twice as strong, but makes alle the monsters stink ten times as much"
"This looks great. I would use it since the smell doesn't affect stats."
"Wouldn't you feel bad about your character being uncomfortable?"