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60% wife girl @eellizardbath.bsky.social · 6d

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60% wife girl @eellizardbath.bsky.social · 7d

You might be on to something

60% wife girl @eellizardbath.bsky.social · 12d

I haven't worn a bra in a week i am unchained

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60% wife girl @eellizardbath.bsky.social · 14d

Sinai you did not have to call me out like this

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60% wife girl @eellizardbath.bsky.social · 19d

I love saint louis

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60% wife girl @eellizardbath.bsky.social · 22d

Pretty sure someone on a bike slammed their shit into my car so hard it took off multiple trim pieces

Hope they're, like, okay!

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60% wife girl @eellizardbath.bsky.social · 23d

Spotted my quilt square in the wild :)

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60% wife girl @eellizardbath.bsky.social · 23d

Im the freak keeping long john silvers open

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60% wife girl @eellizardbath.bsky.social · 27d

Pulled up alongside it and this mf was driving

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60% wife girl @eellizardbath.bsky.social · 27d

I hate missouri

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60% wife girl @eellizardbath.bsky.social · Sep 12

Will i can bring some estrogen to commander if you want

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60% wife girl @eellizardbath.bsky.social · Sep 4

I want to play as Franklin Roosevelt in Fortnite

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60% wife girl @eellizardbath.bsky.social · Aug 31

Awwww congratulations!!

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60% wife girl @eellizardbath.bsky.social · Aug 20

Shoutout transgenders for being the real 3%

Williams Institute @williamsinstitute.bsky.social · Aug 20

Our new research estimates that 2.8 million people aged 13+ in the U.S. identify as transgender. This includes 724,000 youth (13 to 17) and 2.1 million adults 18+. bit.ly/TranspeopleUS

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60% wife girl @eellizardbath.bsky.social · Aug 17

You've heard of Ace Hardware, now get ready for

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60% wife girl @eellizardbath.bsky.social · Aug 15

I would rather eat raw hamburger meat than type another line in Microsoft Excel

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moth who hates low fat yogurt @cozymothgf.bsky.social · Aug 12

trans women are either "used to be a faggot" or "at risk of becoming a puppygirl"

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60% wife girl @eellizardbath.bsky.social · Aug 9

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60% wife girl @eellizardbath.bsky.social · Aug 8

First game of the night:
T1 forest, llanowar elves
T2 green planet, esper origins
T3 Kona, station planet, cheat in Ureni
Deck is gross lol

60% wife girl @eellizardbath.bsky.social · Aug 8

First brew (Temur Seedship) and first locals 3-0!
(Not pictured: 2 cavern of souls)

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60% wife girl @eellizardbath.bsky.social · Aug 7

Pretty sure Odysseus made up the whole "Sirens" thing so he would have an excuse to have forty sailors tie him up

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60% wife girl @eellizardbath.bsky.social · Aug 7

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60% wife girl @eellizardbath.bsky.social · Aug 7

When is one of my homies gonna get really into doing stick and poke tats

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60% wife girl @eellizardbath.bsky.social · Aug 7

Discussing your magic the gathering decks on twit/bsky is like linkedin for dolls

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60% wife girl @eellizardbath.bsky.social · Jul 29

Shirt that says My Boobs Are Down Here

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