Repossessed is a comedy horror movie written and directed by Bob Logan and starring Leslie Nielsen in the middle of his Naked Gun run. Sort of. Day twenty-three of Spookytober 2025 and we’re heading b...

Wolf House is a found footage horror movie directed by Ken Cosentino and Matt D. Lord. Cosentino is also listed amongst the cast. It is a horrible way to spend seventy minutes with almost no redeeming...

The Wolf House is a Chilean found footage stop-motion film exploring the horrors of captivity, child abuse and white supremacy. It’s directed by Cristóbal León and Joaquín Cocina. Day nineteen of Spoo...

Hit 'Read Notes' for review links My ranked list of every feature film featuring Keira Knightley as listed in her Wikipedia filmography.

The Woman in Cabin 10 is the forty-fourth feature film listed in the filmography of Keira Knightley. Keira returns to the high seas, this time without Jack Sparrow and Orlando Bloom - though ironicall...

A ranked list of all the Johnnie To films I've seen.

A Hero Never Dies is a Hong Kong gangster film directed by Johnnie To and starring Leon Lai and Sean Lau. It had been a minute since I’d watched a bit of To and whilst this is not amongst his best efforts, it still has its share of memorable moments. I mean have you ever seen a paraplegic corpse take part in a final act gunfight before? No, me either. Until now… Like a lot of Johnnie To films this is less about plot and more about the strange camaraderie between gangsters. Lai and Lau are the lead enforcers for

Jafaican is a human rights violation directed by Fredi Nwaka and starring Peter Andre as a white guy posing as a Jamaican to fraudulently make enough money to prevent his gran from being kicked out of...

Nobody 2 is unsurprisingly the sequel to 2021’s Nobody, the John Wick-esque action movie fronted by the unlikely Bob Odenkirk and directed by Ilya Naishuller. I think that film was the first new 5 sta...

Weapons is a horror mystery movie with very dry comedic leanings written and directed by Zach Cregger and starring Julia Garner and Josh Brolin. It’s a difficult film to describe without giving the en...

The Naked Gun is a legacy sequel to the classic Leslie Neilson fronted series, directed by Akiva Schaffer and starring Liam Neeson. It’s not as bad as the trailers threatened. What I feared I was goin...

Slave girls from Beyond Infinity is a sort of sci-fi women in prison movie crossed with Predator, made on a budget of around £7.50. It’s written, produced and directed by Ken Dixon and stars Elizabeth...

Last Knights is a low fantasy tale of vengeance directed by Kazuaki Kiriya and starring Clive Owen. It’s mostly very dull and unoriginal, but does at least have a decent extended heist-style scene to ...

The Amateur is a formulaic revenge movie directed by James Hawes and starring Rami Malek. With a small buddy role for Jon Bernthal, the film is basically The Accountant, with a much more believably au...

Sew Torn is a branching path, quirky thriller movie directed by Freddy MacDonald and starring Eve Connolly. It’s a film that thematically seems to be about breaking free of overbearing, umbrella paren...

GTMAX is a French crime movie with motorbikes. They seem to make an awful lot of those lately. This one is directed by Olivier Schneider and stars Ava Baya as a reluctant member of a gang of diamond t...

Heads of State is the thirty-eighth feature film listed in the filmography of Paddy Considine. You wait four years for a new Paddy film and then two - straight-to-streaming action comedies from Amazon...