Edward Martin III
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Edward Martin III
@edwardmartiniii.bsky.social
Author, screenwriter, filmmaker, and solver of problems (usually my own, I’ll admit). Always happy to talk story with story-talkers. Always welcoming to under-represented voices, trans voices, etc.

If I ran for office, my “party” would be Starfleet.
Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit! I hope your December is filled with happy things!
December 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Once stasis fields are invented, things are gonna get weird, especially for childcare.
November 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I think "Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance" is even better than its predecessor.

Nicholas Cage gloriously cuts loose in this sequel. Absolutely bonkers and over-the-top in a necessary way. Several times while watching it, I muttered "Wow!"

Pour some spicy tequila and get watching!

#GhostRider
November 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I don’t care who thinks it’s silly and childish or whatever. I’m rewatching the Supergirl series and it’s so damn wholesome that it’s lifting my heart each time. I love this series. And yeah, there have been and will be others and I’m okay with that. #supergirl
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 AM
The next time it starts raining really hard and you’re around friends, look up, shrug and tell them “I’m sorry, I’ll take care of that.” If the rain lets up within three minutes, tell them “sorry it took so long.”
November 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Got some t-shirts and other things posted. Yay!

www.hellbendermedia.com/shop/
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
At this point, it’s safe to assume every single MAGA account is either a foreign bot network, or slurping sour drips from a foreign bot network.
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Oh. Uh. Whoops.
November 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Who has two thumbs and just hit #scuba dive #500?

Man, by now, you would think I have an idea about what I’m doin’…
November 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Ooooooh, there was a manual?! Time to crack THAT baby open and see what’s goin’ on!
November 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Seems like my malfunctioning Deathbot 9000 is doing a better job than a brain-wormed guy!
November 15, 2025 at 9:48 AM
And it was a better job than the current guy! Way to go, Deathbot 9000!
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
He was SO misunderstood.
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Well, dang, I TOTALLY missed out on the news-tidbit that Hugh Laurie's character in the show "Avenue 5" was in a polyamorous marriage, and then later looking at entering another similarly-structured one. Rock on!

I'm only two episodes in on season 2, so don't spoil it for me if this doesn't work.
November 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Last few books I’ve published through KDP, but now looking at going through IS.

But…

#Writer question follows…
November 6, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I just hit a real nice milestone in my current work-in-progress.

It’s an 18-volume collection of fiction and just yesterday, I was able to lock book size/page count for all 18 volumes.

For this project, that is a loud and clear LATCH!

Onward with the final edits, but right now, I’m floating!
November 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
It’s so frustrating to be playing a game and suddenly realizing your opponent eats out of the catbox.
November 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
A few years back, I read this entire series.

On one hand, it’s amazing to think of filmmaking as a relatively small world. Almost quaint.

On the other hand, these lessons are still important. Creativity, flexibility, and good storytelling is so important.

If you get a chance, check ‘em out!
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Man, those trees really needed it. Thank you, Deathbot 9000!
November 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
We could do much worse with a rallying cry of “Turn the volume up!”
November 5, 2025 at 6:39 AM
It smells so yummy! Want some?
November 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Oh please come join us!

A new story is posted every week. Booya!

Also, people with full subs get free books as they publish. You look like you might want free books, right? Right?

There are even free trials, so you can check everything out!

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November 3, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Every day the Republicans refuse to meet with Democrats to get the government operating again, the Democrats should add one more condition from their Make Things Fantastic Wish List.

If they need suggestions for their wishlist, I’m here to help.
November 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit!

Although November may challenge us in many ways, it is my sincerest hope you find a warm and happy spot in it. You are awesome, you matter, and you are in a place where a flash of kindness may strike you, leaving you glowing and happy.
November 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Spring-fresh? Why, this is the best Deathbot 9000 ever!

How did I get so lucky to find such a delightfully failing Deathbot 9000?
October 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM