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EctoWash @ectowash.bsky.social · 2d

Did you know? Most ghosties aren’t literate but the ones that are will be super annoyed when we post online because of all the attention it is taking away from them. If a real ghost is reading this right now, move on already! #4theliving

EctoWash @ectowash.bsky.social · 3d

Black Cat Day was yesterday and we spent it pampering any and all black cats we saw, so there was no time to post here. The office is full of third eye cats in their honor as well. Meatball is taking it with grace but we will need to find them new homes by the end of the week.

EctoWash @ectowash.bsky.social · 7d

With the spookiest day of the year being on a friday, we feel it our civic duty to discount the Etsy shop so you can stay vigilant. Discount code: THIRDEYECAT will get you 15% off all shop products. We got you!
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EctoWash @ectowash.bsky.social · 11d

Ghosties definitely were to blame for the Louvre heist and we’ll prove it as soon as the authorities return Dr. Geist’s emails. This is why we all need to stay vigilant scouts!

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EctoWash @ectowash.bsky.social · 12d

Everywhere we look in the office we see a clairvoyant cat and/or a third eye amigurumi cat in their liking. It's fantastic! So far no possession on these stuffed animals so R&D are celebrating by doing a crafting circle this afternoon. Stay vigilant scouts and spooky time on! We got you. 😎🐈‍⬛🐈🧼🧼🧼👻

EctoWash @ectowash.bsky.social · 28d

Ghost soap will be for sale, but please make sure to bring your usual travel soaps for safety. See you there!

EctoWash @ectowash.bsky.social · 28d

Good Morning Ghost Scouts! Don’t forget to bring your registration information to the Welcome meeting tomorrow. We’ll be meeting up at 11am under the weeping willow tree during the Mystic Whisker’s usual adoption event at Batsquatch Parks & Rec.

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EctoWash @ectowash.bsky.social · 29d

It’s never too late to be a Ghost Scout, and we’re here to help you follow your ghost capturing dreams! Stay tuned for badge tips and more.

EctoWash @ectowash.bsky.social · 29d

As we start October, we are starting a new tradition to support the future generation of ghost hunters. Without further ado, welcome to Ghost Scout Week! Ectowash will be partnering with Mystic Whiskers to support Ghost Scouts with informative meet ups, field trips and craft classes.

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EctoWash @ectowash.bsky.social · Oct 1

Have you ever wanted to ask an expert about ghost research? Well now is your chance! Dr. Polly Geis, our leader of RND at Ectowash HQ will be answering the public's questions for one spooky afternoon. Submit your questions to [email protected] to potentially get your burning inquiries answered.

EctoWash @ectowash.bsky.social · Sep 30

Have you ever wanted to ask an expert about ghost research? Well now is your chance! Dr. Polly Geis, our leader of RND at Ectowash HQ will be answering the public's questions for one spooky afternoon. Submit your questions to [email protected] or on our patreon (patreon.com/Ectowash )

EctoWash @ectowash.bsky.social · Sep 30

Night Shift here: With all the spooky season kick off stuff we forgot to show you our Meatball amigurumi! Altessa was inspired and made a Bug/Boo version too. I think we’ve unlocked a new skill. What do you all think?

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EctoWash @ectowash.bsky.social · Sep 24

Sorry for the radio silence ghost scouts, as many of you know spooky season started on Monday which led to the usual ghostie shenanigans around our office. We think it’s kinda like their April Fools day, but they are so lazy they don’t come up with a name for it. All clear now though!

EctoWash @ectowash.bsky.social · Sep 23

This is a great example of how ghosts refuse to get with the times too! This is why we continue to stay #4theliving . Stay vigilant, pals!

EctoWash @ectowash.bsky.social · Sep 19

Night shift here: It's stormy at HQ which is perfect crocheting weather! Maybe tonight is the night I make a cute Meatball rendition and not something in cahoots with the devil. Wish me luck!

EctoWash @ectowash.bsky.social · Sep 16

The Free Monthly Newsletter is now up on Substack and Patreon!

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Sept 2025, Issue 15

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EctoWash @ectowash.bsky.social · Sep 12

Did you know? Our September Newsletter, Spectral Insights, comes out on Monday the 15th and it is totally free! Signup either on Substacks or Patreon. Links in bio and below. Stay vigilant by staying up to date on the latest Ghost news.

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EctoWash @ectowash.bsky.social · Sep 10

Meatball Announcement: There will be a ghost butt puncher seminar next Wed in safe room 42 put on by Dr. Geist. Please sign up so we have enough lunches for all.

EctoWash @ectowash.bsky.social · Sep 8

Not only did she write all the prophecies down, but she also organized it into a spreadsheet which is RND’s favorite format. Please come by the front desk to receive your Meatball painting from the event.

EctoWash @ectowash.bsky.social · Sep 8

Att: Research & Clairvoyant Cat Divisions would like to formally thank Intern N. Specter for her diligence during the Thurs night paint ‘n sip.

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EctoWash @ectowash.bsky.social · Sep 4

Attention Research & Clairvoyant Cat Divisions: Second attempt at the paint ‘n sip Meatball portrait will be tonight at 7pm. Cats, please don’t use others' paintings to write out prophecies this time. Intern Nancy will be standing by with other supplies for all sudden moments of clarity.

EctoWash @ectowash.bsky.social · Sep 3

Also, we had to just try and catch glimpses of him around the office when he wasn’t looking and crochet really quickly. Show us your first tries so we don’t feel so bad?

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EctoWash @ectowash.bsky.social · Sep 3

Nightshift here: We’re still working on our crocheting projects. First attempt at Meatball ended up being challenging. I guess we shouldn’t be surprised since you can’t capture him on camera.

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EctoWash @ectowash.bsky.social · Sep 3

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EctoWash @ectowash.bsky.social · Sep 3

August's edition of the Spectral Insight newsletter is now up on our website for all to view. If you haven't yet, enjoy these compelling articles.

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