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🔞🏳️‍⚧️ they/them, 21+, taken! my ocs are adults. pedos/transphobes shoo. SHORTSTACKS this is a nsfw space and there will be porn. no minors. 💖 @shuukiart.bsky.social tags i promise to try to use: #beebsposting (nsfw) #beebsboobs

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real beebs moments on your home computer @ebeebeebs.bsky.social · 1h

a real “no, no, we can’t write that joke, that’s way too on the nose” moment

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moostelle @moostelle.bsky.social · 1h

gonna put my foot down on somethin' real quick

if you knowingly give money to games that use AI voices, you are an enemy to my dreams and the life i am so desperate to build

please exit my circles <3

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gold saucer employee of the month @smallhorny.bsky.social · 1d

well, ended up posing what i've been doing this weekend. gpoy or something.
#SmallFunnyImages

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R[edacted] M[edacted] @redactedmedacted.bsky.social · 18h

how about a roll in the hay?

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Doxy @doxyblue.bsky.social · 2d

Grannydick

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Jessie @jessietigress.bsky.social · 20d

Enjoying the view~?

Lines by @na7urallycanine.bsky.social
Colors by @luxar92.bsky.social

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R[edacted] M[edacted] @redactedmedacted.bsky.social · 20h

all alone on a sunday night?
me too

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real beebs moments on your home computer @ebeebeebs.bsky.social · 1d

shaking her and her head makes the sound of crumbs inside an empty pringles can

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Wraith 🔞 @welwraith.bsky.social · 4d

absolute weapon

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real beebs moments on your home computer @ebeebeebs.bsky.social · 3d

she eventually stumbled her way to Ishgard and entered into an apprenticeship (with benefits) under Jessan!

Ebeebee and Phoebe hate her and didn’t offer her much charity. (Beebs feels guilty about this. Phoebe only barely feels guilty about this.)

real beebs moments on your home computer @ebeebeebs.bsky.social · 3d

before being sphenenapped from the First, Laratt had just recently left home in Kholusia, ditching her beard and taking up a short-lived apprenticeship in the Crystarium. She was only there for a few months and to make extra money for room and board she took up adventuring as a tank for hire.

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real beebs moments on your home computer @ebeebeebs.bsky.social · 3d

at first i wanted to lean into the idea that she’s just the muscle meathead idiot version of Beebs but that has developed into her being the heroic Warrior of Light embodiment of whatever goodness Beebs has in her soul as a whole.

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real beebs moments on your home computer @ebeebeebs.bsky.social · 3d

thinking about Laratt.

as you may or may not know, she is Ebeebee’s reflection from the First!

due to electrope interdimensional fusion shenanigans she was ripped out of the First and brought to the Source very abruptly.

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real beebs moments on your home computer @ebeebeebs.bsky.social · 5d

listen to Plunderway. unshrimp yourself NOW

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real beebs moments on your home computer @ebeebeebs.bsky.social · 6d

ten thousand and one bricks on top of you immediately in that case

real beebs moments on your home computer @ebeebeebs.bsky.social · 6d

-if you advertise, work for, or involved in an rp venue or event of any kind that in any way whatsoever uses generative ai in any aspect, you are absolute filth to me and I want nothing to do with you :]

real beebs moments on your home computer @ebeebeebs.bsky.social · 6d

suppose I should make an intro post for da new folks

-we are very trans here
-we are very trans POSITIVE here
-call any of my ocs a f*ta and i’ll key your car
-are you into ai? ten thousand bricks on top of you immediately
-we do shortstacks here
-all ocs here are adults
-they consent
-beebs :]