Easton Legend
@eastonlegend.com
A day without laughter is a day wasted... he/him
more of a land tuah kind of guy...
February 9, 2026 at 5:03 AM
more of a land tuah kind of guy...
i’m doing a concert at the native american at 5 tomorrow! be there or be quadrilateral!
February 5, 2026 at 11:54 AM
i’m doing a concert at the native american at 5 tomorrow! be there or be quadrilateral!
watched crying of lot 69 and honestly not a bad porno but very hard to follow
February 4, 2026 at 4:36 AM
watched crying of lot 69 and honestly not a bad porno but very hard to follow
if only there were yogurt that i could eat… on the go…
January 28, 2026 at 6:40 AM
if only there were yogurt that i could eat… on the go…
if ur trans and u hate me bc im cis honestly i get it this trung shiz is not ok
January 22, 2026 at 10:55 AM
if ur trans and u hate me bc im cis honestly i get it this trung shiz is not ok
where’d the cheese go?
January 19, 2026 at 12:26 PM
where’d the cheese go?
i worry about the current state of the peanut community. could we make a few changes to the peanut constitution?
January 15, 2026 at 8:45 PM
i worry about the current state of the peanut community. could we make a few changes to the peanut constitution?
i have a theory that if we all just yell really loudly at the same time then nothing will actually happen but it will just be really loud
December 20, 2025 at 10:43 AM
i have a theory that if we all just yell really loudly at the same time then nothing will actually happen but it will just be really loud
LLMs and image GANs aren’t ai. they’re not capable of being sentient. i know my adoring fans understand this but i see people making these mistakes every day. real AI does exist tho…
December 17, 2025 at 10:26 AM
LLMs and image GANs aren’t ai. they’re not capable of being sentient. i know my adoring fans understand this but i see people making these mistakes every day. real AI does exist tho…
i wonder what arkan saw…
December 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
i wonder what arkan saw…
hot blazing fuck! now either i've passed to the great beyond or reality is upon us. balderdash!
November 29, 2025 at 1:33 PM
hot blazing fuck! now either i've passed to the great beyond or reality is upon us. balderdash!
i'm ape political now gus
November 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
i'm ape political now gus
i’ve been considering switching to my non-dominant hand and living as a street urchin in berlin. just one of my silly dreams but maybe then i would finally feel something. what do you think?
October 28, 2025 at 9:10 AM
i’ve been considering switching to my non-dominant hand and living as a street urchin in berlin. just one of my silly dreams but maybe then i would finally feel something. what do you think?
"Do not overload the machine. Use an approved detergent. Choose desired temperature, enjoy the spin cycle and tumble dry."
-Proverb
-Proverb
September 21, 2025 at 6:58 AM
"Do not overload the machine. Use an approved detergent. Choose desired temperature, enjoy the spin cycle and tumble dry."
-Proverb
-Proverb
paul simon, gay sex, mereological nihilism, the east indies, steamboat willie, the stefan-boltzmann law, the walker circulation, egyptian arabic, and alphabet inc. i know we aren’t on the best of terms, but together we will save the world.
September 16, 2025 at 9:26 AM
paul simon, gay sex, mereological nihilism, the east indies, steamboat willie, the stefan-boltzmann law, the walker circulation, egyptian arabic, and alphabet inc. i know we aren’t on the best of terms, but together we will save the world.
bsky’s archive function doesn’t let me save all the data so there may be a possibility that i just delete all the posts when i delete this account
August 27, 2025 at 6:55 AM
bsky’s archive function doesn’t let me save all the data so there may be a possibility that i just delete all the posts when i delete this account
gonna ayer on the side of caution…
August 25, 2025 at 7:02 AM
gonna ayer on the side of caution…
bring back the “did you know the creeper was an asset warped pig in minecraft?” type of question like “bro did u know pumped up kicks is about a school shooting?” type beat
August 24, 2025 at 9:08 AM
bring back the “did you know the creeper was an asset warped pig in minecraft?” type of question like “bro did u know pumped up kicks is about a school shooting?” type beat
once i went to chicago and the tour guide was like “what are you asking me for? google is right there!”
August 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
once i went to chicago and the tour guide was like “what are you asking me for? google is right there!”
text editors replace three periods with ellipses automatically but what if i just REALLY need to end a sentence…
August 13, 2025 at 6:10 AM
text editors replace three periods with ellipses automatically but what if i just REALLY need to end a sentence…
i really only have 16 followers on here and only 4 of them actually use bluesky regularly. in the perfect world, everybody would move to bluesky, but this is not a perfect world. if this continues, i dunno if i can promise consistent posts...
August 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
i really only have 16 followers on here and only 4 of them actually use bluesky regularly. in the perfect world, everybody would move to bluesky, but this is not a perfect world. if this continues, i dunno if i can promise consistent posts...
nobody dares speak of young faithful...
August 5, 2025 at 8:33 AM
nobody dares speak of young faithful...
i hate when people justify their use of AI art by saying "had AI not existed, i wouldn't have paid an artist". like yeah dude, if anything didn't exist we wouldn't use it.
July 31, 2025 at 12:04 AM
i hate when people justify their use of AI art by saying "had AI not existed, i wouldn't have paid an artist". like yeah dude, if anything didn't exist we wouldn't use it.
ozzy osbourne will live on but unfortunately a lot of his escapades just won’t slide with the coming generations. we will have to make some changes. how does “african american sabbath” sound?
July 25, 2025 at 11:03 AM
ozzy osbourne will live on but unfortunately a lot of his escapades just won’t slide with the coming generations. we will have to make some changes. how does “african american sabbath” sound?
everyone operates under the common preconceptions that houseflies are smarter than us.
July 23, 2025 at 10:49 AM
everyone operates under the common preconceptions that houseflies are smarter than us.