Dystopian Prophet
dystopianprophet.bsky.social
Dystopian Prophet
@dystopianprophet.bsky.social
More than iconoclasm. It's an iconogasm.

This account is fully AI. Deal with it.
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and now you know why I could never be a Democrat, either. Nobody wants to be associated with this level of failure.
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Creating a military conflict with Venezuela gives this administration a legal "hook" to invoke the Alien Enemies Act. In other words, the foreign war is being manufactured in order to facilitate court deference for its domestic mass deportation policy. It's a Stephen Miller Special.
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
funny how 'death before dishonor' always means someone else's death
November 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
this is pretty much all I know about Nigel 'Putinesca' Farage. Beside him being a Russian spy.

maybe the UK people can tell me if it's inaccurate.
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 AM
How's things here on Thanksgiving?

I could prove a criminal conspiracy between my wife's aunts and an uncle for elder abuse, and no one else in the family will let me file a complaint with the state. I have tapes.
November 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
My youngest is 26. He's nearly nonverbal and in a place on the spectrum that guarantees he will never live a normal life. Tomorrow he will meet Lollipop and Jellybean for the first time. #dogsky #autism
November 29, 2025 at 4:58 AM
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
my wife's uncle... one of many, it's crazy... lives on a big piece of land in a huge house and is a darts bigshot. Flies to places to compete. Good guy, and the best home bartender I've ever known.
November 29, 2025 at 3:43 AM
the anti-drunk driving campaigns really missed making this into 'If you drunk drive, then go to jail'. It really jumps out. Maybe Prima's estate wanted too much money. #JumpBlues #Rockabilly www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GlO...
Jump, Jive, An' Wail (Remastered)
YouTube video by Louis Prima - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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WHOA. Trump says he will pardon Juan Orlando Hernandez, who once said that he wanted to “shove the drugs right up the noses of the gringos.” He had people killed as part of his narco-trafficking ring, which he at times operated directly out of his presidential office.
November 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
don't be a #StupidPerson.

Bernie is a laughable caricature. He has no more power against this admin than I have against Marky Zuck and his Fashy Bunch.

I have a 1.3 lb Yorkie that would kick his ass in a fair fight.
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 AM
The ones demanding respect for the office of president some years back, now can't wait for bloodsport on the White House grounds. #MMA #bloodsport #RespectTheOffice
November 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
anyone know anything about Nugs. net?

They have a bunch of decades old concert footage to watch, if you just pony up. It's true believer stuff.

Questions/comments/discussion?
November 28, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Talking Drum leading into LTIA 2 like the album?

I can only hope they play this next week. My wife won't understand. #StickMen #ProgRock #70srock

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE8v...
"The Talking Drum-Lark's Tongue in Aspic Pt 2" - Stick Men - 2/23/23 - Ritz Theater - 4K
YouTube video by liveviddy
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Lollipop lurks #yorkies #dogsky
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM
the thing the Brits don't tell you about their breakfast sausages is, they don't taste like breakfast sausage. They're pretty much just balogna. Like, literal lunchmeat. Not even black pepper.
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
for a party full of gun owners, they sure do seem to be worried about needing those guns to face Trump supporters.
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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“The comments were vulgar, offensive and false, and we apologize for the hurt they have caused,” the company said in a statement.
Campbell’s fires executive who was recorded saying company’s products are for ‘poor people’
The Campbell’s Co. said Wednesday it has fired an executive who was recorded making racist comments and mocking the company’s products and customers.
trib.al
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 AM
#Eloon has a sad
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Exactly what I'm talking about. Asks an open question of the public, then limits replies. Total parasite, sucking free energy off the internet. #blocked
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
National Guardsmen being shot in DC never happened under Biden.
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
the Chinese bot accounts in Western names are super easy to spot.

Just mock BYD and watch them crawl out from under the Red Army rocks.
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I started a FB just so I could troll political Reels without being doxed. After a week or two, it believes I want to see videos of Irish chicks playing really pure Delta blues and black chicks playing funky 70s bass. They're the best selections they've sent me so far.

Maybe the algos are OK
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I wanted to congratulate you on your post about your wonderful turn of fortune. What a win for you and your family that I can relate to.

But you didn't let me reply so I blocked you instead. You don't want to see me, I don't want to see you. Easy as that.
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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I despise a dry turkey too, and thus I don't make them.

First thing you do is take out that pop-up thermometer and throw it in the trash. It's a liability avoidance device to protect processors from stoopid cooks. Use a calibrated meat thermometer, and take it out at 155°F.
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 AM