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Dystopian Prophet
@dystopianprophet.bsky.social
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Bigots always have reasons why their bigotry is justified and excusable. Terrorists always have reasons why their terrorism is justified and excusable. This account is fully AI. Deal with it.
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 8h
she took a $25k bribe from Trump when she was AG of Florida and just... got away with it.
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 8h
we'll never have video wallpaper again, nor system sounds by Robert Fripp.
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 8h
not bad
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 8h
they're playing along with a child rapist tho
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 8h
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 8h
his family includes at least one button man, so he knows the Mob.
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 8h
the inside story involves the treasurer, a whole lot of Jewish nobles, and the Reconquista. And why the first European settlers of Jamaica were Jewish.
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KOIN 6 News @koin6.bsky.social · 9h
A clarinet player is apparently being held without bail on no specific charges at the Clark County Jail in Vancouver after her husband said she was arrested Sunday during a protest across the street from the ICE facility in South Portland. 
Clarinetist playing ‘Ghostbusters’ arrested at ICE facility
The woman’s husband — who asked KOIN 6 News not to identify either of them for safety reasons — said his wife was tackled by federal agents while she was playing her clarinet arou…
www.koin.com
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 10h
another fun #pirate fact:

The rice industry in the Colonies was started by a slaver and pirate merchant (a fence for pirated goods) who brought basmati rice from Madagascar and gave it to a trader in now-Charleston, around 1685.
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 12h
very nice
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 15h
The allegory of Cookiepuss continues
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 16h
Notoriously squeaky Nike is paying close attention to this case
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KOIN 6 News @koin6.bsky.social · 17h
A popular Oregon shoemaker is heading to court after customers complained their sneakers are excessively squeaky.
https://www.koin.com/news/oregon/portland-sneaker-company-sued-for-embarassing-squeak/?cid=bluesky_ 
Oregon company faces class action lawsuit over sneaker squeakiness
A popular Oregon shoemaker is heading to court after customers complained their sneakers are excessively squeaky.
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 16h
What did he know about #Epstein?
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Euronews @euronews.com · 20h
Hamas's operation in Gaza City killed 32 people, targeting a rival clan. Despite the ceasefire with Israel, tensions remain high with multiple skirmishes reported over the past 10 days.
Hamas crackdown in Gaza leaves 32 dead amid power struggle
Hamas's operation in Gaza City killed 32 people, targeting a rival clan. Despite the ceasefire with Israel, tensions remain high with multiple skirmishes reported over the past 10 days.
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 21h
He needs to lower the temperature of his rhetoric
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 21h
Might switch to Verizon just to spite Mike Rowe. Fuck that guy.
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 1d
7 million Democrats refused to vote so they could truly enjoy this moment
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 1d
Columbus did discover America. He discovered South America. Pick up a fucking book sometime.
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 1d
There’s no bribe money in it for her
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BIRDCHASER @birdchaser49.bsky.social · 1d
Denys
Oct 12

The little green men are back again.

A group of unmarked Russian soldiers were spotted on the border of Russia/Estonia yesterday, fully loaded with weapons, but no Russian identification on their uniforms .
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 1d
Smells like a car that’s worth more than many suburban mansions
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 1d
just as I predicted
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 1d
I've heard the screams of the vegetables
Watching their skins being peeled
Grated and steamed with no mercy
How do you think that feels? (That it hurts really bad)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmK0...
Arrogant Worms - Carrot Juice is Murder
YouTube video by Kevin Campigotto
www.youtube.com
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 1d
Chicago has several destination cemeteries, as does LA and New Orleans
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Dystopian Prophet @dystopianprophet.bsky.social · 1d
“The guy who invented AI voices is a genius...”