Dynamo Pokemon Cards
@dynamonestico.bsky.social
I’m a Pokémon card store owner. Former MTG writer. Serving Sucks.
YOULL GET CAUGHT UP IN THE
July 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
YOULL GET CAUGHT UP IN THE
You: puppies are cute
Them: *hissing* whooooore
Them: *hissing* whooooore
July 1, 2025 at 5:05 AM
You: puppies are cute
Them: *hissing* whooooore
Them: *hissing* whooooore
I wonder how Big Toothpaste will rise to this occasion
June 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I wonder how Big Toothpaste will rise to this occasion
lol people talking shit about arguably one of MTGs greatest allies of all time thehermitdruid.bsky.social
If yall swing at the king you better not miss
If yall swing at the king you better not miss
June 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
lol people talking shit about arguably one of MTGs greatest allies of all time thehermitdruid.bsky.social
If yall swing at the king you better not miss
If yall swing at the king you better not miss
This week I’ve had:
- 2 people come into my store to do a buy/sell deal. I had to tell them not to do that because- ya know- I am a store that buys and sells Pokemon cards.
- Someone waiting out in the parking lot asking customers coming in to sell/trade cards to sell to them instead.
Mmhmm Yup
- 2 people come into my store to do a buy/sell deal. I had to tell them not to do that because- ya know- I am a store that buys and sells Pokemon cards.
- Someone waiting out in the parking lot asking customers coming in to sell/trade cards to sell to them instead.
Mmhmm Yup
June 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
This week I’ve had:
- 2 people come into my store to do a buy/sell deal. I had to tell them not to do that because- ya know- I am a store that buys and sells Pokemon cards.
- Someone waiting out in the parking lot asking customers coming in to sell/trade cards to sell to them instead.
Mmhmm Yup
- 2 people come into my store to do a buy/sell deal. I had to tell them not to do that because- ya know- I am a store that buys and sells Pokemon cards.
- Someone waiting out in the parking lot asking customers coming in to sell/trade cards to sell to them instead.
Mmhmm Yup
Donald Trump is out here about to get tens of thousands of young American soldiers murdered in a war he couldn’t wait to start but hey that’s showbiz baby
June 22, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Donald Trump is out here about to get tens of thousands of young American soldiers murdered in a war he couldn’t wait to start but hey that’s showbiz baby
Anti-War president lmao ok
June 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Anti-War president lmao ok
That’s actually you in the now.
June 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
That’s actually you in the now.
I need the tea
June 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I need the tea
They always called me “Papa” when they wanted one. It was intoxicating.
June 20, 2025 at 3:49 AM
They always called me “Papa” when they wanted one. It was intoxicating.
Our new baby Theo is adjusting very well to his new home
June 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Our new baby Theo is adjusting very well to his new home
When I worked as a food expo I introduced all of our Haitian prep and line cooks to “red sprite” which was a Shirley Temple. They flipped the fuck out and every day I’d have to make 20 of them for my chefs, and eventually my manager freaked out at me for going through 2 bottles of Grenadine a day.
June 20, 2025 at 2:46 AM
When I worked as a food expo I introduced all of our Haitian prep and line cooks to “red sprite” which was a Shirley Temple. They flipped the fuck out and every day I’d have to make 20 of them for my chefs, and eventually my manager freaked out at me for going through 2 bottles of Grenadine a day.
When you own a trading card shop that used to sell video games
June 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
When you own a trading card shop that used to sell video games
I hope you can dodge it, sweet prince
June 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I hope you can dodge it, sweet prince
When they take off the EKG leads and rip your chest hair off, I promise you if they do it again it will still be as irritating as it was the first time. They’ve done it to me for 25 years, and it is still the most bullshit thing in my life.
June 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
When they take off the EKG leads and rip your chest hair off, I promise you if they do it again it will still be as irritating as it was the first time. They’ve done it to me for 25 years, and it is still the most bullshit thing in my life.
I’m a father and I don’t need a special day dedicated to me. Every day with my beautiful children and wife is a holiday.
June 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I’m a father and I don’t need a special day dedicated to me. Every day with my beautiful children and wife is a holiday.
Not super uncommon. With me it took them two years to find it. Ask about the possibility of him wearing a take-home monitor if this keeps happening if his insurance covers it. That’s how they found my issues.
June 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Not super uncommon. With me it took them two years to find it. Ask about the possibility of him wearing a take-home monitor if this keeps happening if his insurance covers it. That’s how they found my issues.
He’s getting EKG’s and bloodwork done right? I have Afib if yall have any questions or need any support. I’ve been through it for 25 years so I’m happy to help if he has any questions about booking cardiology appointments.
June 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
He’s getting EKG’s and bloodwork done right? I have Afib if yall have any questions or need any support. I’ve been through it for 25 years so I’m happy to help if he has any questions about booking cardiology appointments.
You ain’t wrong
June 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
You ain’t wrong
Israel is going to drag the US into WW3.
June 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Israel is going to drag the US into WW3.
Adopting another disabled cat on Wednesday
This poor baby was found on the streets- he was badly abused. He had pneumonia, and his right eye was beyond saving. Despite all of this the adoption agency said he’s extremely affectionate, and loves to play. We meet on Wednesday
I hope he likes me
This poor baby was found on the streets- he was badly abused. He had pneumonia, and his right eye was beyond saving. Despite all of this the adoption agency said he’s extremely affectionate, and loves to play. We meet on Wednesday
I hope he likes me
June 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Adopting another disabled cat on Wednesday
This poor baby was found on the streets- he was badly abused. He had pneumonia, and his right eye was beyond saving. Despite all of this the adoption agency said he’s extremely affectionate, and loves to play. We meet on Wednesday
I hope he likes me
This poor baby was found on the streets- he was badly abused. He had pneumonia, and his right eye was beyond saving. Despite all of this the adoption agency said he’s extremely affectionate, and loves to play. We meet on Wednesday
I hope he likes me
I like it when you see the third-to-last band and they’re so good you feel like you could leave and not miss anything relevant.
June 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I like it when you see the third-to-last band and they’re so good you feel like you could leave and not miss anything relevant.
Was the Make a Wish Foundation there? Are you dying? Terminal?
If none of the above apply congratulations you did it! 🎉🥳
If none of the above apply congratulations you did it! 🎉🥳
June 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Was the Make a Wish Foundation there? Are you dying? Terminal?
If none of the above apply congratulations you did it! 🎉🥳
If none of the above apply congratulations you did it! 🎉🥳