Dylan D.
@dylansea.bsky.social
i’m very good at colour and problems
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It won't be a stylish marriage
I can't afford a cabbage
I can't afford a cabbage
December 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
It won't be a stylish marriage
I can't afford a cabbage
I can't afford a cabbage
Am I doing this right?
December 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Am I doing this right?
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New rule, only be nice to Dylan, only complements
Thanknyou
Thanknyou
November 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
New rule, only be nice to Dylan, only complements
Thanknyou
Thanknyou
What sent me over the edge?
A kids game called "don't tip the waiter"
A kids game called "don't tip the waiter"
November 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
What sent me over the edge?
A kids game called "don't tip the waiter"
A kids game called "don't tip the waiter"
Having the kind of year where the impulse to grab the go-bag every time you hear a fire alarm has proven to be a good idea
November 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Having the kind of year where the impulse to grab the go-bag every time you hear a fire alarm has proven to be a good idea
Friends I fear I went too hard at the gym (me every Sunday)
November 30, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Friends I fear I went too hard at the gym (me every Sunday)
Happy tree day to us @diarmid.bsky.social
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Happy tree day to us @diarmid.bsky.social
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Moms are great. They'll raise you in a scent free house and then ask you what perfume you want for Christmas
November 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Moms are great. They'll raise you in a scent free house and then ask you what perfume you want for Christmas
Do you love me more than skin?
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Do you love me more than skin?
Bring back the nonsense Google Adsense adds
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Bring back the nonsense Google Adsense adds
I am tired of being brave
November 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I am tired of being brave
Hello sharks I have a 200$ idea
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Hello sharks I have a 200$ idea
You should have to prove you know how to set up the technology in your office before each promotion
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
You should have to prove you know how to set up the technology in your office before each promotion
Sleepiness 📈 capacity 📉 the world's expectation of my fragile heart 🔝
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Sleepiness 📈 capacity 📉 the world's expectation of my fragile heart 🔝
My partner needed access to neon lights so I quit my gallery job, signed up with a temp agency and said no once to this job before being offered it again 6 months later because apparently it was really meant to be.
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
My partner needed access to neon lights so I quit my gallery job, signed up with a temp agency and said no once to this job before being offered it again 6 months later because apparently it was really meant to be.
I would highly recommend having a butch comb your hair
November 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I would highly recommend having a butch comb your hair
This yeah *furtively glancing back and forth* sucks
November 19, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This yeah *furtively glancing back and forth* sucks
What if they invented a bra that didn't give you a panic attack
November 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
What if they invented a bra that didn't give you a panic attack
You misunderstand. We are still estranged.
November 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
You misunderstand. We are still estranged.
I refused to get on the Harry Potter wrapped ttc train - Ally
November 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I refused to get on the Harry Potter wrapped ttc train - Ally
Fun fact...every day is world diabetes day to me
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Fun fact...every day is world diabetes day to me