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dylana @dylanamaeli.bsky.social · Jun 25

you’re never drunker than alone in a bathroom stall

dylana @dylanamaeli.bsky.social · Apr 26

they could never make me hate you

dylana @dylanamaeli.bsky.social · Apr 24

i just realized my dog has never seen me skip

dylana @dylanamaeli.bsky.social · Apr 8

why does the university of houston’s head coach for the men’s basketball team look like oj simpson

dylana @dylanamaeli.bsky.social · Apr 6

bout to baja blast outta here

dylana @dylanamaeli.bsky.social · Mar 9

i’ll be having a good day then all of a sudden i see a cybertruck

dylana @dylanamaeli.bsky.social · Feb 27

dylana @dylanamaeli.bsky.social · Feb 22

i have two reasons for living: iced coffee and my dog

dylana @dylanamaeli.bsky.social · Feb 16

i’m having a stroke

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dylana @dylanamaeli.bsky.social · Feb 16

while we’re talking about february do you guys say feb-rue-airy or feb-you-airy? this is serious

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dylana @dylanamaeli.bsky.social · Feb 16

february is arguably already the worst month of the year and yet it costs more to live per day

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dylana @dylanamaeli.bsky.social · Feb 16

why is february rent the same as january rent

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dylana @dylanamaeli.bsky.social · Feb 15

not elongated muskrats 4 year old bodyguard telling the trump dump to stfu

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dylana @dylanamaeli.bsky.social · Feb 15

you are under arrest for being a cutie patootie

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dylana @dylanamaeli.bsky.social · Feb 15

i’m going to throw up

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dylana @dylanamaeli.bsky.social · Feb 15

if you are in your 30’s and still have your partners initials/anniversary in your bio, respectfully i’m going to need you to gtfo

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dylana @dylanamaeli.bsky.social · Feb 10

do you think taylor swift has the ick yes or no

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dylana @dylanamaeli.bsky.social · Jan 27

do you guys remember joe dirt

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dylana @dylanamaeli.bsky.social · Jan 27

in another life i’ve just won supermarket sweep

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dylana @dylanamaeli.bsky.social · Jan 27

stick season

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dylana @dylanamaeli.bsky.social · Jan 25

So. Much. Snow.

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mal @mottenart.bsky.social · Jan 25

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dylana @dylanamaeli.bsky.social · Jan 22

we’re so back

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