Humanist Son of a Preacher Man
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Humanist Son of a Preacher Man
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Movie lover (sometimes). Lover of (almost) all dogs. Casual psychedelic dabbler. Ex-nanny (Even though I never liked kids). Atheist raised by loving Christians that I admire. Blue heart stuck in a red state.
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That was back when Ebert compared Steve Martin to nails on a chalkboard.

As he did with many comedic actors, he grew to like him down the road.
Mark Twain by way of Sam Raimi. Love it.
My dad uses them on his dogs , but he doesn’t shock them with it.

He uses the vibration setting to get their attention.
I got to hold a baby opossum once. And a baby raccoon on the same day.

I wasn’t drunk in the woods. My friend’s mom worked for a rescue.
That’s the exact opposite of the time I brewed coffee and then poured the hot coffee into the reservoir to brew more coffee with fresh coffee.

I had to cut it in my thermos with a cup of ice cream.
I loved it. One of the best horror movies I’ve seen in years. Gross and disturbing? Yes. Tragic? Yes.

But the level of humanity among the terror lifted it up to another level for me.
Help us, Shoresy. You’re our only hope.
Unless it’s Scarlett Johansson in a leather suit, I’ll never be happy about seeing a black widow right outside my door.
MacKenzie Scott is probably my favorite.
I refused to look in the direction of whoever had the ball.

If they threw it to me, that was their bad.
The pay was shit , but I loved working at a video store. Free rentals. Constantly talking about movies. Introducing people to movies and being introduced to movies in return. Dibs on posters.

Busting thieves by using mirrors.

Flipping off the Blockbuster employees across the street.

Fun times.
I don’t even think he genuinely likes Trump. He’s a sick pervert that yearns for Christian Fascism. He believes Trump can help him achieve that. He’ll do anything to reach that goal. Say anything. Support anything. It doesn’t matter. He’s on a holy mission.
I don’t care if it’s bad. It’s Susanna Hoffs.

I could never say anything negative about her.
I watched it while coming down off 🍄 .

I had a good time.
Seasons 1-3 have a special charm. 4 is close. It’s still good after that , but the charm isn’t the same.
I ate kimchi right out of the jar while holding a pickle in the other hand because I took my homemade sleep gummy too early and now I’m just awake with the stupids.