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Durmad @durmad.bsky.social · 1h

Get out there and get yourself some venison for stew

Durmad @durmad.bsky.social · 4h

Pt has a (police) monitor on them. Doc notices and asks me later why he has it. I inform them it's because they touch little boys.

Doc pauses for a moment, then says "wish we could jump him"

Durmad @durmad.bsky.social · 1d

It was inspiration in its own way. You're welcome

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Durmad @durmad.bsky.social · 1d

Pics from a trip the other day

📷 A7ii, Sirui 85mm or Tameron 28-75mm

#photography

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Durmad @durmad.bsky.social · 6d

Pt came in with a busted toe. Triage nurse asked them "did you call a toe truck?"

Well, her toe is fucked and now she's being transferred via ambulance. So now we are calling her a toe truck

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Durmad @durmad.bsky.social · 6d

Pt violent flag note: "pt got up out of bed and punched the wall... then picked up the garbage can and slammed it on the floor. Garbage can unfortunately lost this battle and is broken."

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Durmad @durmad.bsky.social · 12d

Bag of speculums on the front porch

Durmad @durmad.bsky.social · 18d

A whole doggy deed captured in 4 photos

📷 A7ii, Tameron 28-75mm, Godox iT30pro

#dogs #photography

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Shrish Hardas @shrishhardas.bsky.social · Nov 20

A picture I took of the stunning Mt. Fuji and the Lake Kawaguchiko during my recent trip in Japan! 🇯🇵

An absolutely magical sight and place.

#japan #mtfuji #nature #photography

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Durmad @durmad.bsky.social · 18d

Locked in vs silly billy

#dogs #photography

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Durmad @durmad.bsky.social · Sep 21

Goatse tomato

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Durmad @durmad.bsky.social · Sep 14

Sitting in the nurses station with a bunch of middle-aged women discussing our favorite gore sites we grew up with, and sharing their favorite pages on FB/twitter that post gore

So glad to see gore-posting hasn't gone anywhere <3

#medicine #nursing

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Durmad @durmad.bsky.social · Sep 13

Guy got on a security 1:1 because he was wandering around and looking in patients rooms. He was "conducting an experiment" and it was "none of your business"

Neat. The law don't care

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Durmad @durmad.bsky.social · Sep 13

So last night, in the psych ward known as the ER, there was an insanely manic guy

He got into the lactation room cause the guard watching him fell asleep. He scribbled on the walls like rainman. Except he clearly didn't understand algebra cause his equations didn't work

At least he wasnt homicidal

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Durmad @durmad.bsky.social · Sep 13

So it turns out two of my friends are pretty good at mini painting

#photography #warhammer #40k

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Durmad @durmad.bsky.social · Sep 13

Tonight, we have been an acute psych ward in the ER. Tonight has singlehandedly convinced me not to pursue a career as a PMHNP

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Durmad @durmad.bsky.social · Sep 8

Love being able to assess someone and straight snipe them being on coke and steroids before the toxicology comes back

Durmad @durmad.bsky.social · Sep 7

Cookie monster obv

Durmad @durmad.bsky.social · Sep 7

The lady realized the guy was near him and kept getting up to go and stare at the dude. We separated them, and the dude came back to talk shit to the lady. They're making multiple scenes, and bus guy finally realizes that they're the two people that hit the bus. He just loses his shit laughing

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Durmad @durmad.bsky.social · Sep 7

We had a comedy in the ER today

Guy rearends a lady. Those two hit a bus and cause a standing passenger to fly off his feet and smack the deck

They all came in at different times, when we were slammed. We had two nurses triaging, so we didn't notice

We didn't put 2 & 2 together, but they did

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Durmad @durmad.bsky.social · Sep 6

Walked by our unit clerk, old lady. She was just openly looking at vibrators on her phone. Just, chilling, like that

That's what we call burnout everybody

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Durmad @durmad.bsky.social · Sep 5

Sometimes people accidently send discharge instructions to the label printers. Sometimes it's funny

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Durmad @durmad.bsky.social · Sep 3

Guy was screaming and hollering from a tourniquet on his arm to get some blood draws (off a preexisting IV)

Charge nurse comes around the corner to see what's up. I tell him what's up. He looks pensive for a moment before exclaiming: "Ah! He's nervous" and then walks away

True ig

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Durmad @durmad.bsky.social · Sep 3

Funfetti vs Evilfetti (both come with buttercream)

#baking #photography

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KEN'S PIN HUSTLE @kenspinhustle.bsky.social · Aug 30

scrap paper

#furry #furryart #disney #donbluth #celanimation #birdsky #birds #parrot #lovebird

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