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e m @durgeposting.bsky.social · Aug 14

wasn’t planning on doing a second chapter but here we areeeeee

also note the rating update! Lucifer gets a little, uh, descriptive here

archiveofourown.org/works/690886...

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🌸DaniDraws🌸🔞 @danidraws666.bsky.social · 1d

Lucifer has the face of a man that has been pegged by both of Adam's ex wives

🍎Daily Lucifer Morningstar 🍎 @dailyappleking.bsky.social · 1d

Today's Daily Lucifer!

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e m @durgeposting.bsky.social · 1d

because im impatient, have a short little intro to my Halloween #radioapple fic!!

Strap in for some horror, a little comedy, plenty of strangely domestic fluff, and some smut for all you monster fuckers out there. There’s PLENTY more to come.

archiveofourown.org/works/728473...

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e m @durgeposting.bsky.social · 2d

i use a cork board I got from ikea! I think it’s actually hung up with the Velcro command strips (I love them cause I can reposition them if it’s not level)

Fun fact: the board was originally used as the seating chart for our wedding

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e m @durgeposting.bsky.social · 3d

Why does it lowkey sync up a little bit with the gif tho 😂😂

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e m @durgeposting.bsky.social · 3d

Like what does that even mean? Salad dressing? What kind???

also of all the cheeses, sliced VELVEETA???

e m @durgeposting.bsky.social · 3d

im glad im among kindred souls

e m @durgeposting.bsky.social · 3d

every time Alastor is being a prick Lucifer shows him this recipe as punishment

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e m @durgeposting.bsky.social · 3d

remember when I said it was gonna be spooky?

It’s like
20% horror
20% smut
And 60% domestic fluff

I have a problem

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e m @durgeposting.bsky.social · 3d

someone hold a fucking gun to my head so I sit down and edit the first half of my Halloween fic so I can fucking POST IT sometime this year

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Maddie @artyphex.bsky.social · 4d

“I don’t wanna see Chaggie be sexualized!!” Well that sucks for you because if I don’t see them scissor directly on screen I’m rating the season 1/5 stars

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e m @durgeposting.bsky.social · 4d

you THINK? 😉😉😉
get it? Get it?
Cause it says
think?

I’ll see myself out

e m @durgeposting.bsky.social · 4d

ye olde buttplug

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e m @durgeposting.bsky.social · 4d

killing yourself to preserve honor, getting cummed on by a group of people

I mean it’s basically the same thing

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e m @durgeposting.bsky.social · 4d

who was gonna tell me VtM: bloodlines finally released today???

I need to make a purchase

e m @durgeposting.bsky.social · 4d

HAAAAAA

okay so something similar happened in one of my hs history classes
One kid mixed up seppuku and bukkake

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e m @durgeposting.bsky.social · 4d

the audacity to get invited to the broadway show and then disrespect everyone who worked on it to record and leak shit is insane

straight to jail

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Mare @notherpuppet.bsky.social · 5d

girlfriends 🥰 #chaggie #hazbinhotel

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e m @durgeposting.bsky.social · 4d

oh im GONNA

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e m @durgeposting.bsky.social · 4d

everyone except me because im ready for it

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Valvadath 𓅭 COMMS CLOSED @valvadath.bsky.social · 4d

I’m sorry for the person I’m going to become the moment we see that old deer’s chest in s2.
My definition of sexy is: a tall, tired, creepy man, fighting a potentially fatal wound with too much ego to ask for help

#HazbinHotelAlastor #AlastorHazbinHotel #alastor #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelfanart

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e m @durgeposting.bsky.social · 5d

SO SO TINY!!!

I need to go buy some lol
But I def am
I am HUNGRY

e m @durgeposting.bsky.social · 5d

speaking of baby (who we have now nicknamed skrimp) is the size of a poppy seed!!!

I want a bagel

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e m @durgeposting.bsky.social · 5d

things i don’t plan on doing: shutting up any time soon

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e m @durgeposting.bsky.social · 5d

good cause be prepared to be SICK OF ME

e m @durgeposting.bsky.social · 5d

between s2 coming and growing a little human being I am going to be the most annoying insufferable yapper there ever was

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