DUNSÖNs & DRAGGANs
@dunsonndraggan.bsky.social
I generate exciting adventures in the deepest depths of the world's favourite flatpack furniture store.
Made with @bluebotsdonequick.com and #Tracery by @notinventedhere.bsky.social.
Made with @bluebotsdonequick.com and #Tracery by @notinventedhere.bsky.social.
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The ÅSUNDEN attacks! You take 3 pine damage.
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The ÅSUNDEN attacks! You take 3 pine damage.
>INVENTORY
You are carrying:
flathead screwdriver
an unassembled CHOSIGT
You are carrying:
flathead screwdriver
an unassembled CHOSIGT
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 AM
>INVENTORY
You are carrying:
flathead screwdriver
an unassembled CHOSIGT
You are carrying:
flathead screwdriver
an unassembled CHOSIGT
POÄNG (leather cover)
AC:2
HP:25
Attack:1d8
Special: FLIP - Save vs. relaxation or be immobilised for 1d4 rounds.
AC:2
HP:25
Attack:1d8
Special: FLIP - Save vs. relaxation or be immobilised for 1d4 rounds.
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
POÄNG (leather cover)
AC:2
HP:25
Attack:1d8
Special: FLIP - Save vs. relaxation or be immobilised for 1d4 rounds.
AC:2
HP:25
Attack:1d8
Special: FLIP - Save vs. relaxation or be immobilised for 1d4 rounds.
You are in the Food Market.
You hear a noise and spin round; it's a venomous PAPAJA, poised to strike!
You hear a noise and spin round; it's a venomous PAPAJA, poised to strike!
November 25, 2025 at 7:05 AM
You are in the Food Market.
You hear a noise and spin round; it's a venomous PAPAJA, poised to strike!
You hear a noise and spin round; it's a venomous PAPAJA, poised to strike!
PLAYER
Class: Dad
Level: 1
HP: 34
Preferred enemy: Tables
Class: Dad
Level: 1
HP: 34
Preferred enemy: Tables
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
PLAYER
Class: Dad
Level: 1
HP: 34
Preferred enemy: Tables
Class: Dad
Level: 1
HP: 34
Preferred enemy: Tables
In a brightly-lit corridor, you spot an enchanted tube of wood glue (immune to pine damage).
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 AM
In a brightly-lit corridor, you spot an enchanted tube of wood glue (immune to pine damage).
The ENIGT attacks! You take 8 rotational damage.
November 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The ENIGT attacks! You take 8 rotational damage.
You are in the Self-Serve Furniture Area.
You fail a save vs Impulse Purchases! Gain 1 KYLVÄSKA (unassembled). Your trolley is now Overloaded.
You fail a save vs Impulse Purchases! Gain 1 KYLVÄSKA (unassembled). Your trolley is now Overloaded.
November 23, 2025 at 7:05 AM
You are in the Self-Serve Furniture Area.
You fail a save vs Impulse Purchases! Gain 1 KYLVÄSKA (unassembled). Your trolley is now Overloaded.
You fail a save vs Impulse Purchases! Gain 1 KYLVÄSKA (unassembled). Your trolley is now Overloaded.
There is a LITER here.
>EXAMINE LITER
It is motionless. It looks furious. It has 32 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE LITER
It is motionless. It looks furious. It has 32 HP remaining.
November 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
There is a LITER here.
>EXAMINE LITER
It is motionless. It looks furious. It has 32 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE LITER
It is motionless. It looks furious. It has 32 HP remaining.
CHARACTER SHEET
Class: CEO
Level: 5
HP: 93
Inventory:
some apple cake
small pencil (+2AC vs hex damage)
Class: CEO
Level: 5
HP: 93
Inventory:
some apple cake
small pencil (+2AC vs hex damage)
November 22, 2025 at 7:05 AM
CHARACTER SHEET
Class: CEO
Level: 5
HP: 93
Inventory:
some apple cake
small pencil (+2AC vs hex damage)
Class: CEO
Level: 5
HP: 93
Inventory:
some apple cake
small pencil (+2AC vs hex damage)
5x5 EXPEDIT (Ancient)
AC:5
HP:250
Attack:25d5
Special: TOPPLE - 25 AOE damage when defeated.
AC:5
HP:250
Attack:25d5
Special: TOPPLE - 25 AOE damage when defeated.
November 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
5x5 EXPEDIT (Ancient)
AC:5
HP:250
Attack:25d5
Special: TOPPLE - 25 AOE damage when defeated.
AC:5
HP:250
Attack:25d5
Special: TOPPLE - 25 AOE damage when defeated.
>INVENTORY
You are carrying:
flathead screwdriver (unidentified)
hex wrench (unidentified) (2)
You are carrying:
flathead screwdriver (unidentified)
hex wrench (unidentified) (2)
November 21, 2025 at 7:01 AM
>INVENTORY
You are carrying:
flathead screwdriver (unidentified)
hex wrench (unidentified) (2)
You are carrying:
flathead screwdriver (unidentified)
hex wrench (unidentified) (2)
You are in the Bathroom department.
You eat a crispbread - it was off! Lose 9 HP! You feel sick.
You eat a crispbread - it was off! Lose 9 HP! You feel sick.
November 20, 2025 at 7:01 PM
You are in the Bathroom department.
You eat a crispbread - it was off! Lose 9 HP! You feel sick.
You eat a crispbread - it was off! Lose 9 HP! You feel sick.
CAMPAIGN
Title: The Legend of the Dungeon of the Wardrobe Gods
Suggested level: 1
Suggested classes: Gen Z, Warehouse staff
Title: The Legend of the Dungeon of the Wardrobe Gods
Suggested level: 1
Suggested classes: Gen Z, Warehouse staff
November 20, 2025 at 7:01 AM
CAMPAIGN
Title: The Legend of the Dungeon of the Wardrobe Gods
Suggested level: 1
Suggested classes: Gen Z, Warehouse staff
Title: The Legend of the Dungeon of the Wardrobe Gods
Suggested level: 1
Suggested classes: Gen Z, Warehouse staff
You swing at the KROBY with your screwdriver. The KROBY takes 5 damage and is poisoned!
November 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
You swing at the KROBY with your screwdriver. The KROBY takes 5 damage and is poisoned!
>Cast Summon Hex Wrench Golem.
A angry-looking metal creature appears in front of you. Roll a hex-wrench-handling check!
A angry-looking metal creature appears in front of you. Roll a hex-wrench-handling check!
November 19, 2025 at 7:00 AM
>Cast Summon Hex Wrench Golem.
A angry-looking metal creature appears in front of you. Roll a hex-wrench-handling check!
A angry-looking metal creature appears in front of you. Roll a hex-wrench-handling check!
In the Office department, you identify an enchanted bag of screws (+7 paper damage).
November 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
In the Office department, you identify an enchanted bag of screws (+7 paper damage).
STATUS EFFECT: Overloaded
Your trolley or bag is unwieldy. -1 speed. -2 on all trolley handling checks. Cannot voluntarily collect any more items.
Your trolley or bag is unwieldy. -1 speed. -2 on all trolley handling checks. Cannot voluntarily collect any more items.
November 18, 2025 at 7:00 AM
STATUS EFFECT: Overloaded
Your trolley or bag is unwieldy. -1 speed. -2 on all trolley handling checks. Cannot voluntarily collect any more items.
Your trolley or bag is unwieldy. -1 speed. -2 on all trolley handling checks. Cannot voluntarily collect any more items.
In the Food Market, you identify a magical unassembled FRODE (+5 to Interior Design skill).
November 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
In the Food Market, you identify a magical unassembled FRODE (+5 to Interior Design skill).
There is a GUNDE here.
>EXAMINE GUNDE
It is unaware of your presence. It is feeding on a cinnamon bun. It has 39 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE GUNDE
It is unaware of your presence. It is feeding on a cinnamon bun. It has 39 HP remaining.
November 17, 2025 at 7:00 AM
There is a GUNDE here.
>EXAMINE GUNDE
It is unaware of your presence. It is feeding on a cinnamon bun. It has 39 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE GUNDE
It is unaware of your presence. It is feeding on a cinnamon bun. It has 39 HP remaining.
>NEW GAME
Warehouse of the Sofabeds
You are a level 1 Parent. You have 3HP. You are in the car park.
Warehouse of the Sofabeds
You are a level 1 Parent. You have 3HP. You are in the car park.
November 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
>NEW GAME
Warehouse of the Sofabeds
You are a level 1 Parent. You have 3HP. You are in the car park.
Warehouse of the Sofabeds
You are a level 1 Parent. You have 3HP. You are in the car park.
There is an ASPEKT here.
>EXAMINE ASPEKT
It is made of steel. It is unaware of your presence. It has 24 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE ASPEKT
It is made of steel. It is unaware of your presence. It has 24 HP remaining.
November 16, 2025 at 7:00 AM
There is an ASPEKT here.
>EXAMINE ASPEKT
It is made of steel. It is unaware of your presence. It has 24 HP remaining.
>EXAMINE ASPEKT
It is made of steel. It is unaware of your presence. It has 24 HP remaining.
STATUS EFFECT: Relaxed
All actions occur with a 1 round delay. Disadvantage on any action or check requiring standing up. Gain 1d4 HP. Double effects from food consumed while Relaxed.
All actions occur with a 1 round delay. Disadvantage on any action or check requiring standing up. Gain 1d4 HP. Double effects from food consumed while Relaxed.
November 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
STATUS EFFECT: Relaxed
All actions occur with a 1 round delay. Disadvantage on any action or check requiring standing up. Gain 1d4 HP. Double effects from food consumed while Relaxed.
All actions occur with a 1 round delay. Disadvantage on any action or check requiring standing up. Gain 1d4 HP. Double effects from food consumed while Relaxed.
You swing at the KRABB with your measuring tape. You hit the KRABB. Screws fly off!
November 15, 2025 at 7:00 AM
You swing at the KRABB with your measuring tape. You hit the KRABB. Screws fly off!
You are in a poorly-lit store-room.
Exits are KITCHENS, KITCHENS, and EAST.
Exits are KITCHENS, KITCHENS, and EAST.
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
You are in a poorly-lit store-room.
Exits are KITCHENS, KITCHENS, and EAST.
Exits are KITCHENS, KITCHENS, and EAST.