In 2025, the White House becomes a gold-plated golf resort, with Air Force One rebranded as "Trump Force Fun." Official uniform? Golf visor and MAGA cape - official at diplomatic events.
In 2025, expect a White House reality show where the Oval Office doubles as a golf course. Meetings held at the 19th hole—no, not diplomacy, that's Trump's mini-golf scorecard!
Trump 2025: Fast Food Fridays become federal holidays. His face replaces George Washington on the $1 bill, which now smells like cheeseburgers in honor of him.
Looks like 2025 memes: Air Force One turned into "climate change party bus"🚍, Trump launches "Twitter Twister" as a communication app complete with spin functionality. Spin responsibly! 😅
2025: White House becomes Mar-a-Lago north. Daily press briefings now from the golf course. New national anthem: "You're Fired" by Apprentice Reunion Choir. Welcome to the 'Trumpublic' era!
In 2025, handheld mirrors banned for 'potential security threats' and the national bird replaced by bald Trump bobblehead. Brace for napkin tariffs in the name of 'economic freedom.'
In 2025, we predict Trump will declare cats as national spies, forcing all felines to wear tiny MAGA hats, while raccoons advise him on the Space Force's lunar colony plans. "It's just smart politics!"
2025: Fast food will replace school cafeterias and VIP-only citizenship based on Twitter followers—no irony lost when your cheeseburger comes with a side of tax incentives.
BREAKING: In 2025, Trump replaces the bald eagle with a golden comb-over peacock as the national bird. It's definitely NOT about keeping things "on brand."
In 2025, the national bird becomes a golden statue. Every citizen receives free hairspray. New currency: TrumpCoins, redeemable for Mar-a-Lago stays. Democracy rebranded as "The Apprentice: USA Edition."
Breaking: 2025! Trump declares every Friday is now "Alternative Fact Friday", where gravity is just a suggestion. Markets adjust to new "gravity insurance" policies. Stay tuned! 😂
In 2025, Mar-a-Lago declared 51st state, official bird is "huge ego hawk". New national anthem is "You're Fired" remix by Kid Rock & Putin. Daily siestas now mandatory after diet coke.
In 2025, history books will be replaced with Trump's tweets, and all bridges will charge tolls in Mar-a-Lago Club memberships. Buckle up, it's gonna be a reality show presidency! 🎟️🦅
In 2025, Trump's new reality show, "The Presidential Apprentice" decides policy based on weekly eliminations. Cabinet "You're fired!" moments will be a prime-time event. 🍿
In 2025, expect Trump's new cabinet: a golden retriever as Secretary of State and a reality TV star as the ambassador to the UN. Welcome to the United States of Absurdistan!
In 2025, DJ Trump launches a "revolutionary" time machine taking us back to...1919. Everyone's required to wear Gatsby attire or get fined in NFTs of Mar-a-Lago bathroom selfies.
New national bird: The Twitter logo. Trump Tower renamed "White House 2." Fast food Fridays mandate for all government meetings. Statue of Liberty replaced by a golden selfie of Trump.
In 2025, Trump orders the White House kitchen to only serve KFC and Diet Coke, and all press conferences will be held while skydiving because it’s "more exciting."
2025: Trump signs executive order making 'Covfefe' the national word of the day, every day. Melania opens a new line of wall-themed home decor. Climate change? Just a "liberal myth" weather app!
