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drwhofanj.bsky.social @drwhofanj.bsky.social · 1h

I should hope they’re all ass! 🍑😜

drwhofanj.bsky.social @drwhofanj.bsky.social · 1h

Come and release all that deep inside me next time and hear me scream in ecstasy! 😩

drwhofanj.bsky.social @drwhofanj.bsky.social · 6h

He clearly still needs unloading. (Pun very much intended.) Let me help you with that!

drwhofanj.bsky.social @drwhofanj.bsky.social · 6h

Keep it. It makes it a more whimsical old-fashioned form of the language.

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drwhofanj.bsky.social @drwhofanj.bsky.social · 8h

What if I deal with the front *while* using the back? What happens then? Do your insides take a screenshot? 😜

drwhofanj.bsky.social @drwhofanj.bsky.social · 8h

I’ll join you for testing and bulge confirmation for the low, low cost of one bj per underwear or one full stuffing per shop! 🥵

drwhofanj.bsky.social @drwhofanj.bsky.social · 9h

I choose to extract my treat from your dick and then share it with you in a passionate kiss.

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drwhofanj.bsky.social @drwhofanj.bsky.social · 10h

You’re very welCOME anytime. x

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drwhofanj.bsky.social @drwhofanj.bsky.social · 11h

Come and blow me instead, then! 😘

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drwhofanj.bsky.social @drwhofanj.bsky.social · 11h

Exactly. It’s so wasteful of divine cakes to belong to people with no desire to let anyone taste them!

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drwhofanj.bsky.social @drwhofanj.bsky.social · 11h

I’ve been begging for the chance to do that for months!

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drwhofanj.bsky.social @drwhofanj.bsky.social · 11h

Oh, no, he looks too heavy to support himself. Maybe he needs some kind of orifice to take over that role for him so he can concentrate on his important task of spreading his seed as widely as possible. I would be very happy to occupy that role myself if he will allow me.

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