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Dr. Shrimp Porto Rico
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Dr. Shrimp Porto Rico @drshrimpportorico.bsky.social · Feb 12
Did anyone else just start practicing Buddhism amidst these...troubling... times?
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Dr. Shrimp Porto Rico @drshrimpportorico.bsky.social · Feb 11
So many people trying to offer $20 to the astroid to bribe it to hit us sooner lol.
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Dr. Shrimp Porto Rico @drshrimpportorico.bsky.social · Feb 11
"A person is smart.

People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it."
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Dr. Shrimp Porto Rico @drshrimpportorico.bsky.social · Feb 11
I've never had reindeer, but I've made pizza with venison pepperoni before and holy god it sent me places. So good. All that sounds fantastic.
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Dr. Shrimp Porto Rico @drshrimpportorico.bsky.social · Feb 10
Last game I watched Prince was playing, and I've never forgotten that performance.
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Dr. Shrimp Porto Rico @drshrimpportorico.bsky.social · Feb 10
Doesn't matter, majority of it is in the air due to car tires. You can't escape it unless you wear a respirator 24/7 and by this point its already too late.
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Dr. Shrimp Porto Rico @drshrimpportorico.bsky.social · Feb 10
The great filter approaches.
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Dr. Shrimp Porto Rico @drshrimpportorico.bsky.social · Feb 10
I used to have the micromachine toy of it and would swoosh it around all the time. Thing looks fast even though I'm pretty sure it's just a science vessel. I can't remember.
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Dr. Shrimp Porto Rico @drshrimpportorico.bsky.social · Feb 10
Outside of the Excelsior refit (that thing is classy), the Oberth class was always a guilty pleasure of mine.
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Dr. Shrimp Porto Rico @drshrimpportorico.bsky.social · Feb 8
Lived there for 24 years, beautiful state but FUCK is it cold in the winter and it lasts forever.
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Dr. Shrimp Porto Rico @drshrimpportorico.bsky.social · Feb 8
Bought this the week it hit shelves, still have yet to find time to play it.
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Dr. Shrimp Porto Rico @drshrimpportorico.bsky.social · Feb 6
Maga:
a man shaking hands with another man with the words oh no you don 't on the bottom
ALT: a man shaking hands with another man with the words oh no you don 't on the bottom
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Dr. Shrimp Porto Rico @drshrimpportorico.bsky.social · Feb 6
I don't think my mental state can take much more of this. The second this goes H2H I'm so out.
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Dr. Shrimp Porto Rico @drshrimpportorico.bsky.social · Feb 5
I want to vomit. I feel like I'm going insane.
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Dr. Shrimp Porto Rico @drshrimpportorico.bsky.social · Feb 5
The face of a cuck.
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Dr. Shrimp Porto Rico @drshrimpportorico.bsky.social · Feb 4
Star Trek wouldn't be a utopia if it didn't experience global thermonuclear war...

We have to experience the worst before we can appreciate the effort it takes to make things better.
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Dr. Shrimp Porto Rico @drshrimpportorico.bsky.social · Feb 4
...ok but who is going to come over here and get him without getting bombed out of the sky?
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Dr. Shrimp Porto Rico @drshrimpportorico.bsky.social · Feb 4
Back in the day you would make a new edition only when you wanted to improve your game. Now its "updated" simply to keep the profits rolling in. Like sets in Magic The Gathering, its now simply a rotation of content.
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Dr. Shrimp Porto Rico @drshrimpportorico.bsky.social · Feb 4
Well it can still cause a tsunami and drown Florida. Fingers crossed?
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Dr. Shrimp Porto Rico @drshrimpportorico.bsky.social · Feb 3
Its so easy for me to get lost in the news and doom scroll until I feel like taking a dirt nap, you guys help keep us sane. Thank you for all that you do. Yeah this sucks unimaginable balls, but you're at least making it a tiny bit more enjoyable.
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Dr. Shrimp Porto Rico @drshrimpportorico.bsky.social · Feb 3
Fuck I'd boo too and I'm American.
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Dr. Shrimp Porto Rico @drshrimpportorico.bsky.social · Feb 3
Yes please, fuck us up. We need a good slappin'.
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Dr. Shrimp Porto Rico @drshrimpportorico.bsky.social · Feb 3
Outside of Star Wars, Trek, AND Battletech...

Firefly, Babylon 5, The Expanse.
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Dr. Shrimp Porto Rico @drshrimpportorico.bsky.social · Feb 2
Blamazon!
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Dr. Shrimp Porto Rico @drshrimpportorico.bsky.social · Feb 2
Watch how efficient we are when we realize we're playing life on permadeath. We'll min/max the fuck out of this shit.
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