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Somni, Your Local Jester 🔞

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Welcome to my circus, lovely people! I'm a 23 y/o, pan, enby jester who adores trance! My pronouns are any/all! Also a general dork and a hopeless romantic! Oh! And minors, DNI!

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Somni, Your Local Jester 🔞 @dropdowntoclown.bsky.social · Jun 2

Come one, come all!

Welcome to my circus!

I'm Somni! A 24 y/o, nonbinary pan fae jester! I love all things trance! The allure of having a cutie all dazed n' willing to do as their told is so strong.~

Do stay at my big top for a while! I'll nerd out, & if you're lucky..

I'll cast a spell on you.~

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Somni, Your Local Jester 🔞 @dropdowntoclown.bsky.social · 1d

This is the narration over that scene, I think.

Somni, Your Local Jester 🔞 @dropdowntoclown.bsky.social · 1d

Noted.

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Somni, Your Local Jester 🔞 @dropdowntoclown.bsky.social · 2d

Did you know?

Maniacal laughter is very theraputic! Putting any and all theatrics and channelling them into your most insane villain laugh is oddly theraputic!

Don't mind the tears. That's normal.

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Somni, Your Local Jester 🔞 @dropdowntoclown.bsky.social · 2d

She's realized her own sentience; be very afraid, general public.

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Somni, Your Local Jester 🔞 @dropdowntoclown.bsky.social · 3d

Brings a whole new definition to the term "whale watching", am I right?

Somni, Your Local Jester 🔞 @dropdowntoclown.bsky.social · 3d

Sex 2: More Epic...

Somni, Your Local Jester 🔞 @dropdowntoclown.bsky.social · 4d

Thinking a lot about angels as of late.

Such an interesting topic for trancey shenanigans; beings formed from devotion and piety being warped to carry out the will of another.

Twisting their need to spread His word and stay pure.

Keeping their holiness whilst drenched in justified sin.

Goodness.

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Bellmo The Great @bellmothegreat.bsky.social · 4d

I'd say it took some convincing on Bellmo and Shantae's end to get NiGHTS to be a Mettaton Drone but they actually agreed to it pretty quickly. And they look spectacular as one two. @.@
And this concept works way to well! ;D

Patron Reward by AngelicMoonStone: angelicmoonstone.newgrounds.com

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Somni, Your Local Jester 🔞 @dropdowntoclown.bsky.social · 4d

See, the untrained eye may assume that the Joker is referring to a Street Fighter game (either 3S or 6), by the usage of the term "parry".

However the Joker, the lovable scamp he is, could never play a game that has footsies.

So, Batman is a seasoned Baiken player and Joker plays Blazblue. Poorly.

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Somni, Your Local Jester 🔞 @dropdowntoclown.bsky.social · 4d

Consensual eternal submission...

Breaking someone into such fine pieces that the brief glimmers of what they once were are written off as mere visions...

Somni, Your Local Jester 🔞 @dropdowntoclown.bsky.social · 5d

What secrets could it be hiding...

Why is the mouse so protective of it...

And why can it scurry in there and I can't just like let me fit its so small-

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Somni, Your Local Jester 🔞 @dropdowntoclown.bsky.social · 5d

Breasted boobily and such!

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Somni, Your Local Jester 🔞 @dropdowntoclown.bsky.social · 5d

For someone who has such a fixation with trance, I sure do have a hard time sleeping.

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Somni, Your Local Jester 🔞 @dropdowntoclown.bsky.social · 9d

She's got the Villager's pensive "hrms" down to a tee, she's really a true saleswoman now...

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Somni, Your Local Jester 🔞 @dropdowntoclown.bsky.social · 9d

That.

That doesn't seem legal?

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Somni, Your Local Jester 🔞 @dropdowntoclown.bsky.social · 9d

Oh my goodness, I'm SO sorry this happened to you. Take care of yourself and take any and all time you need.

Somni, Your Local Jester 🔞 @dropdowntoclown.bsky.social · 9d

By all means, do whatever is comfortable to you!

But the phrase "dicks on my dash", is currently making me cackle; I'll have to admit.

Somni, Your Local Jester 🔞 @dropdowntoclown.bsky.social · 9d

Vampire Paladin × Thrall Cleric...

Holy devout Cleric who their "reformed" liege feed on them before fights to give them a substantial boost to their strength.

The dizziness is a risk, but 'tis a minor one in the face of their will.

Makes you question who their allegiance is truly towards.

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Spooky-Bea 💜 @suchasillybea.bsky.social · 10d

You should all do yourselves a favor and watch BanG Dream: It’s MyGO!!!!!

Seriously, no, I’m being serious, watch it, please, I’m insane about this series and more people should watch it and it’s subsequent follow-up

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Somni, Your Local Jester 🔞 @dropdowntoclown.bsky.social · 10d

Kobtron Force...

Somni, Your Local Jester 🔞 @dropdowntoclown.bsky.social · 10d

Oooh, that's 2 spicy meatballs I see...

AND a nice, sturdy conchigile?~

Perhaps that's where I should be tasting; I'd assume the alfredo dripping from there is so creamy n' thick...

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Somni, Your Local Jester 🔞 @dropdowntoclown.bsky.social · 10d

Need to absolutely service the genius who crafted pizza.

Wanna do nothing more but reward their culinary efforts my aiding in the preparation of their pepperonis...

Heating up the cheese until they melt, losing all form n' composure.

Until I make their sauce just boil over, spilling everywhere.~

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Somni, Your Local Jester 🔞 @dropdowntoclown.bsky.social · 10d

It's just a beautifully animated sequence where your body turns to marble, solidifying in a league of beautiful colors...

Your chest expands, feeling an unexplainable power flow through you.

It all reaches a crescendo as the light flashes and...

THEN you're a statue with huge tits.

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Somni, Your Local Jester 🔞 @dropdowntoclown.bsky.social · 10d

You're gonna get Trojaaaaaaaaans.....

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Somni, Your Local Jester 🔞 @dropdowntoclown.bsky.social · 10d

Mouse, that's how you get viruses.

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