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Dr. Laura Neser @drneser.bsky.social · 20h

October 23! Guess the punchline and/or movie screenshot 🪩👻🎃 #halloween #spooktober #spookyszn

A movie screenshot of a ballroom filled with high school students. Text on the slide says “Why couldn’t the little witch read her spellbook?”

Dr. Laura Neser @drneser.bsky.social · 20h

Knuckle sandwich! And the movie screenshot was from Army of the Dead

Dr. Laura Neser @drneser.bsky.social · 1d

October 22! 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️🧟 #halloween #zombies #guessthemovie #guessthepunchline

A movie screenshot of people looking at shipping containers stacked as a wall with a Las Vegas welcome sign in the foreground. Text on the slide says “What do zombies order at the deli?”

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Dr. Laura Neser @drneser.bsky.social · 1d

Because of all the coffin! And the screenshot was from the 1984 Disney movie Frankenweenie!

Dr. Laura Neser @drneser.bsky.social · 2d

October 21 🪦☠️🪦 #halloweenjokes #spookyszn #october

A black and white movie screenshot of a boy running along a hilly path near a miniature windmill and miniature castle. Text on the slide says “Why are graveyards so noisy?”

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Dr. Laura Neser @drneser.bsky.social · 3d

October 20! Guess the punchline and/or movie screenshot 🧙🏻‍♀️👻🎃 #halloween #spooktober #besttimeoftheyear

A movie screenshot of two witch’s boots barely touching the ground. Text on the slide says “Why couldn’t the witch make a speech?”

Dr. Laura Neser @drneser.bsky.social · 3d

Romeo and Ghoul-iet! And the movie screenshot was from Trick ‘r Treat 🎃🍫🎃

Dr. Laura Neser @drneser.bsky.social · 4d

October 19 👻👻👻 #halloween #guessthemovie #guessthepunchline

A movie screenshot of a series of ghosts made from sheets set up behind a wooden fence in front of a house. Text on the slide says “What’s a ghost’s favorite play?”

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Dr. Laura Neser @drneser.bsky.social · 4d

They ask for seconds! And the movie is Night of the Living Dead 🧟🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️

Dr. Laura Neser @drneser.bsky.social · 5d

October 18 🧟🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️ Guess the punchline and/or screenshot! #halloweenfun #besttimeoftheyear #spookyseason

A black and white image of a zombie girl standing over a dead man. Text on the slide says “How do you know if a zombie likes someone?”

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Dr. Laura Neser @drneser.bsky.social · 5d

Deviled eggs! And the movie was Phantom of the Megaplex

Dr. Laura Neser @drneser.bsky.social · 6d

Why do zombies go to sleep early? They are dead tired 🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️😴😪 #halloween #jackolantern #zombie

Two jack-o-lanterns lit from inside. The left carving is a ghoulish face and the right is a hand with a bone sticking out from the arm.

A beagle standing between two jack-o-lanterns lit from inside. The left carving is a ghoulish face and the right is a hand with a bone sticking out from the arm.

A living room display with a tv showing a group of pumpkins on screen. There are Halloween decorations on the wall and two jack-o-lanterns on the floor in front of the display.

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Dr. Laura Neser @drneser.bsky.social · 6d

October 17! Guess the punchline and/or movie screenshot 😈😈😈 #spooktober #halloween #dailyjokes

A screenshot of a movie theater screen showing a giant devilish face surrounded by fire. Text on the slide says “What do demons love to eat?”

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Dr. Laura Neser @drneser.bsky.social · 6d

He drives a volts-wagon! And the movie is Young Frankenstein

Dr. Laura Neser @drneser.bsky.social · 7d

October 16! Guess the punchline and/or movie screenshot ☠️🎃☠️ #spooktober #halloweenjokes #monstermash

A screenshot from a black and white movie showing a decayed corpse laying down holding an ornate box on its chest. Text on the slide says “How does Frankenstein’s monster get around on Halloween night?”

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Dr. Laura Neser @drneser.bsky.social · 7d

Waaay ahead of the carve! And the screenshot is from Cowboy Bebop: The Movie

Dr. Laura Neser @drneser.bsky.social · 8d

I can’t believe we’re halfway through the month already! Guess the punchline and/or movie screenshot for October 15 🎃🎃🎃 #halloween #jackolantern #spookyseason

An anime movie screenshot of a parade in a city with giant jack-o’-lantern balloons coming down the street. Text on the slide says “What do you call a hip jack-o’-lantern?”

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Dr. Laura Neser @drneser.bsky.social · 8d

A charm bracelet! And the movie was Twitches 🧹🔮

Dr. Laura Neser @drneser.bsky.social · 9d

October 14! 🧙🏻‍♀️🏰🌕 #halloweenjokes #guessthemovie #octoberfun

A movie screenshot of a gothic castle on a craggy mountain with two moons visible in the sky. Text on the slide says “What should you get a witch on her birthday?”

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Dr. Laura Neser @drneser.bsky.social · 9d

They know how to catch flies! And the screenshot was from Addams Family Values

Dr. Laura Neser @drneser.bsky.social · 10d

October 13 (spoOoOoky): guess the punchline and/or movie screenshot! 🎥🎬🍿 #october #halloween #spookyseason

A movie screenshot showing a group of doctors and a man in a suit walking a woman on a stretcher through a corridor. Text on the slide says “Why are spiders great baseball players?”

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Dr. Laura Neser @drneser.bsky.social · 10d

They prefer their own brew! And the movie is Double, Double, Toil and Trouble!

Dr. Laura Neser @drneser.bsky.social · 11d

Hey, jealousy 😅🐶🐱 #adoptdontshop #envigobeagles #tuxedocat

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Dr. Laura Neser @drneser.bsky.social · 11d

October 12 🧙🏻‍♀️🧙🏻‍♀️🧙🏻‍♀️Guess the punchline and/or movie! #spooktober #halloweenjokes #fall

A movie screenshot of two twin girls looking ahead at an older woman looking shocked. Text on the screen says “Why don’t witches like coffee shops?”

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Dr. Laura Neser @drneser.bsky.social · 11d

You get repossessed! And the movie screenshot was from Poltergeist 👻👻👻