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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · Jan 14

EXCLUSIVE: Sneak Peek at the Programme for Government

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · Jan 10

BREAKING: Clare Hotel Owner Announces Plan To Invade Greenland

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · Jan 6

The face you make when Simon Harris asks if preparing to play The Penguin involved spending time with real penguins.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · Jan 4

Bono says the name 'Bono' is of Hebrew origin and means 'man who ignores injustice'.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · Jan 4

An Apology.

Earlier today we caused some upset by claiming that Bono's US Presidential Medal of Freedom is for services to Israel and Tax Avoidance.

We apologise to those affected. There was of course no excuse for failing to mention that the medal is also for being a Tory.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · Jan 4

Bono Awarded US Presidential Medal of Freedom for Services to Israel and Tax Avoidance

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · Jan 3

FOR SALE: One Brennans Sliced Bread Loaf. Willing to swap for a 3-bedroom-apartment in Dublin.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · Jan 1

Bertie Ahern says his New Year’s resolution is to support the environment by encouraging people to send him money via Revolut instead of giving him brown envelopes.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · Dec 31

Happy New Year to everyone from Cork!

Thank you for laughing along and supporting this page over the past year. Here’s to a more equal, caring, and peaceful world in 2025 ❤️

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · Dec 31

Bono says his New Year's resolution is to spend more time pretending to care about injustice.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · Dec 30

Ford's entire car stock in Ireland will be sold out by this time tomorrow.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · Dec 30

Eamon Ryan says if aliens visit Earth in 2025, he would not rule out the Green Party going into coalition with them.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · Dec 30

Great news - Star Trek wasn't wrong! I've just rewatched the episode and found the full quote.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · Dec 29

BREAKING: RTÉ News Wins Israeli News Station of the Year

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · Dec 28

"As a boy growing up in Finglas, I was beaten up every day by the local Orangemen, Your Majesty."

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · Dec 28

BREAKING: Newly surfaced photo of Queen Elizabeth with Kneecap threatens to cause uproar in Orange Order.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · Dec 24

Live scenes on Grafton Street as people wait for Bono to arrive:

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · Dec 24

Bertie Ahern says when he was a child, instead of presents, Santa used leave brown envelopes under the Christmas tree.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · Dec 23

Many people are wondering about the exact time Bono will start his Christmas Eve busking on Grafton Street.

While 8pm is the usual time, there’s a chance he could begin earlier, so the safest option to avoid upset is to leave Dublin City Centre by 6pm.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · Dec 23

Dublin Airport confirms the queue outside Terminal 1 is actually for Dunnes Blanchardstown.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · Dec 19

Live scenes as Zionists react to Irish people proudly adopting 'Paddystinian' as a badge of honour:

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · Dec 19

Irish people react to Israelis calling us Paddystinians:

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · Dec 18

This fake Dr Harold News picture has spread worldwide, with Reuters among the many who’ve made contact.

For future reference, it’s easy to tell the photo isn’t real. Just examine the picture closely, and you’ll notice Robbie Keane is missing.

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · Dec 17

BREAKING: Israel Accuses Bosco Of Being Antisemitic

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Dr Harold News @drharoldnews.bsky.social · Dec 15

STATEMENT:

Sometimes in comedy you put a foot wrong. Earlier today we joked about Israel's embassy closing, which has upset many Israel supporters.

Upon careful reflection, we fully stand by our tweets and will continue calling out Israel until they stop killing Palestinians.

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