Cort
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Y’all what’s the dumbest thing you believed as a kid?
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Going to my husband’s family brunch tomorrow. Can’t wait to spend time with my extended family. Me and his mom are like besties now lol. I just love how I naturally fit into their family.
What y’all excited for this weekend?
What y’all excited for this weekend?
I’ve started lecturing part time.
My barbers always ask, ‘What do you want today?’ Like bro, the same haircut I’ve been getting since 1998
Jesus was gone for 3 days and came back with holes in His hands and zero apologies. The most savage ghost story of all time.
When you sell out your friends, not even the buyers will trust you.
Men celebrate things they tried soo hard to achieve. Birthday is not one of them.
#MondayMotivation

You don’t know everything and you’re not always right.
As we older, our friendship became like backyard garden. We plan to tend to them. We just always seems to put it off
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It reallly is that simple
I like money and dislike not having money
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- A prophecy
I like money and dislike not having money
Agree! And their entire generation should be condemned
Bro i have seen people go from loving each other everyday to acting like the other person never exist.
I like money and dislike not having money
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Being in my bed and rubbing my feet together.
What y’all excited for this weekend?
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Custom love ft. attentive silliness, high emotional support, and nurturing vibes. An inner sanctum ripe w/space for comfortable vulnerability. Intimate touches and reassurance with giggles and snuggles - while also acknowledging room for alone time. Balance and an open heart. Matching PJs optional.
Be honest. What it’s like dating you?
Be honest. What it’s like dating you?
What y’all excited for this weekend?
Okay I’m ready for the remainder of this year
😂😂 A legend came home at 3 a.m., and his wife was furious. He said, I was supposed to be home by 8, but a debate broke out, who’s got the most beautiful wife. I couldn’t come home until I won.
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Mannnn
Catch a woman in a lie and she’ll hate you forever 😂
Blessings and guidance through this new week