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Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 1h

Q: What you’re saying is absurd. No one’s injecting massive fluids into a baby. The average childhood vaccination is 0.5 mL. That’s about 1/8 of a teaspoon— equivalent to 10 drops.

Trump: I’ve seen doctors use 55-gallon drums of vaccine. It has to be brought in on a forklift.

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Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 2h

Ha, in this case, she can always snag Stephen Miller, lol.

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Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 2h

Pam Bondi is the face of MAGA.

You can see the arrogance, incompetence, corruption, and hatred just dripping from her pores.

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Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 3h

If you believe that the voters in Maine are going to do the right thing after 30 years and rid themselves of Susan Collins, you’re naive enough to vote for Susan Collins.

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Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 3h

Conservatives have launched an “All-American” halftime show to counter the Super Bowl show that will feature Bad Bunny.

Bad Bunny was born in Puerto Rico and is an American, of course, but what MAGAts actually mean is they want a hateful, white MAGA racist performer instead.

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Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 5h

I kid you not— before long, red states like TX and FL will be teaching ‘Trump math’ in school, and students will be 437% less-prepared to function in the real world.

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Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 7h

Leticia James: “We stand together!! I will not capitulate!!”

MAGAt-1: What does capitulate mean?

MAGAt-2: That’s when you take someone’s MAGA cap offa they head.
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New York AG Letitia James gives spirited remarks in first appearance since indictment

New York's top prosecutor delivered spirited remarks to a rally for mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani after a federal grand jury indicted her.

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Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 8h

Q: MAGAts are the dumbest people in world history, but how can even people that stupid and clueless believe that circumcision causes autism?

A: Science and logic are anathema to MAGAts. They believe the world is flat, and that vaccines are Democratic plot. They’re worse than zombies.

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Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 21h

Q: Mr. President, did you say “You’ve studied this for a long time?!”

Trump: Yes. I’ve always believed that most childhood disorders are somehow related to the penis.

Q: Has dementia left you entirely and 100% impaired?

Trump: Well, that’s obvious to everyone except my voters.

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Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 1d

TikTok: Let’s add a board member who can control Trump for us.

Aide: How about Barron, the President’s son?

TikTok: He’s a complete tool.

Aide: But his dad listens to him.

TikTok: Can we put up with a Trump?

Aide: It’s better than Jr. doing lines of coke in the boardroom.

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Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 1d

Can you just imagine how much smarter Xi is than Trump?!!! I give you my word of honor that he understands tariffs— and percentages.

And— while he may not be a paragon of virtue, he doesn’t lie with every single word, and hasn’t hired only the most corrupt imbeciles he can find.

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Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 1d

This despicable trash was found in my timeline.

What sort of deranged MAGA asshole would give a mug like this to a loved one on Christmas?!

Have you no shame? No dignity? No hammer?!

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Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 1d

Kristi ‘Dawg’ Noem just compared Antifa to Isis, Hezbollah, and Hamas.

The problem, of course, is that there IS no Antifa— it’s a philosophy, not an organization.

She’s so indescribably stupid that she could only work for Trump. No one else on earth would hire her.

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Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 1d

Listening to Trump address the Knesset, I was surprised that:

1) The Israelis were remarkably restrained and composed, stifling their laughter as Trump spoke like a toddler.

2) If 3rd-graders had written his speech, it would’ve been far less insipid.
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Trump Addresses Knesset After Declaring Gaza War ‘Over’ — TIME

The U.S. President was warmly received in Israel, where he addressed parliament, after helping to broker a cease-fire that freed Israel’s hostages in Gaza and aims to end the conflict with Hamas.

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Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 1d

The President of the United States does not know how to close an umbrella. You can see a staff member take it from him to handle the challenge.

Trump doesn’t know how percentages work, either.

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Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 2d

No!!! We offered two of the most experienced, brilliant, and skilled women as candidates, and this misogynistic nation said, “We’d rather have a demented, sociopathic racist— even if he’s a dictator— as long as he’s a white male.”

We’re too primitive to elect a qualified woman.

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Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 2d

MTG, on her way to trap a possum for dinner, actually becomes one of the few Republicans on earth to tell the truth.

Donald Trump has INTENTIONALLY destroyed the U.S. economy, and idiot voters have no idea how bad it’s going to get.

Vote blue in ‘26— if we have a real election.

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Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 2d

Your reminder that this is the same imbecile who withheld vaccines, PPE, and support from blue states during the pandemic in the belief that he could kill off most Democrats.

Perhaps— and I’m just spitballing here— you shouldn’t have re-elected him.

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Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 2d

RFK Jr. hates the Covid vaccine because it’s saved millions of lives, and he wants more Americans to die without it— and without measles or polio vaccines.

Trump got the shot on Friday, humiliating his imbecilic HHS Sect’y, whose brain worms are starving.
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Trump Humiliates RFK Jr. With Surprise COVID Booster Move — The Daily Beast

The president got all of his shots while his administration restricts the availability of vaccines.

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Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 2d

Trump: I desperately want piece in the Middle East.

Q: Uh, you mean ‘peace,’ don’t you?

Trump: No, Gaza’s been completely destroyed. Blown to pieces.

Q: Still, you hope to bring peace to the region, right?

Trump: I’ve already picked out a piece for the huge new Trump resort.

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Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 3d

Given what we know about American farmers, this would only strengthen their support for Trump.

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Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 3d

As a follow-up to his astonishingly-stupid lie, “They’re eating the dogs!” Trump has fooled MAGA again with, “Portland is burning to the ground!”

Portland isn’t burning at all. There’s no civil unrest.

Trump wants conflict so he can take over the city.
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What’s Really Going On in Portland, According to Police Reports — The Wall Street Journal

Protests outside ICE facility were dwindling and ‘low energy’ before Trump called in troops, law-enforcement logs show

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Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 3d

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Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 3d

MAGA husbands usually just join right in— along with most of the neighbors.

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Dr. Dave @drdave1999.bsky.social · 3d

Yesterday, Trump got both the Covid and flu vaccinations.

This isn’t mysterious or confusing.

Republicans routinely protect both themselves and their families with vaccines.

It’s just you and your loved ones they’d like to see die.

Any questions?

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